Free Willy: Naked Galveston Man Roams Neighborhood Touching Himself

[Bill]

Galveston police looking for man seen running naked in neighborhood, touching himself

ByNick Natario KTRK logo
Monday, April 29, 2024 5:30PM


GALVESTON, Texas (KTRK) -- Galveston police are asking neighbors to check their cameras after a man was seen naked walking up to people's homes.

On Saturday night, a Galveston homeowner captured something on their doorbell camera they won't forget. It was a sight that disturbed neighbors when we showed them.

"Oh my God," Galveston resident Brittany Alpaugh said. "Yeah, no. We're going to call the cops."

That's exactly what the homeowners did. On Saturday at about 10 p.m., they said a naked man was spotted on the sidewalk in the 3400 block of Avenue R. Shortly after, the person was on the porch trying to enter their home.

He didn't get in. Instead, the homeowner said he stayed on the porch and touched himself for nearly five minutes.

They didn't want to talk on camera but shared the video with ABC13.

"That's a new one on me," Galveston resident Richard Hodge said. "I've never seen anything like that before or heard anything like that before."

The homeowner called the cops. But by the time officers arrived, the naked man was gone.

Galveston's call log shows neighbors reported seeing him running around the area and hiding behind trees. They also reportedly spotted the naked man in an alley.

Officers said they have a person of interest, but so far, no arrest has been made.

The man faces an indecent exposure charge.

"It's disgusting," Alpaugh said. There are kids here, and that's not-we don't want our kids to see that kind of stuff."

That's why the homeowners said they alerted the police and want the man charged.

Blurred video at link for those who enjoy that sort of thing.....

https://abc13.com/galveston-naked-man-wanted-caught-on-camera-indecent-exposure-police-department/14743251/

[Frankie the Fink]

Help me out; if this guy identified as a female he could expose his equipment in a ladies locker room in front of 14 year old girls....so how is this a crime...?

So confusing..

[Torqaholic]

Funny, I was just thinking yesterday that would be a good way to get free room and board without needing to harm anyone. If things get bad enough it's gotta beat starving or freezing to death.

[Big bob]

I bet he feels society is too uptight as well. There are some very sick individuals lurking in plain sight. :sadangel:

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[Datawiz]

Help me out; if this guy identified as a female he could expose his equipment in a ladies locker room in front of 14 year old girls....so how is this a crime...?

So confusing..

Because Texas...normal folks just like Florida.

[Onebadcad]

Was he a FLORIDA transplant transexual in transition??

[DJ_Critterus]

Was he a FLORIDA transplant transexual in transition??

Traditionally, those types transfer out of Key Wessssssssssssst when nobody's paying attention in the guard tower.

[Don Rickles]

If you clicked this thread, your the gay and were hoping for a dick pic! :yesnod:

[Onebadcad]

Traditionally, those types transfer out of Key Wessssssssssssst when nobody's paying attention in the guard tower.

Key West, and the rest of the keys, get a bad rap.
I have been down there a dozen plus times, and I always see more hot babes than the alternative people--maybe I hang out in the wrong places.

[DJ_Critterus]

Key West, and the rest of the keys, get a bad rap.
I have been down there a dozen plus times, and I always see more hot babes than the alternative people--maybe I hang out in the wrong places.

Nahh, I think you found the good spots. Care to divulge the locations?

[6spdC6]

Years back when I lived in Albany (About age 13) we had a peeping tom for a couple months. He almost got caught a couple times.

Finely one night his luck ran out, a couple fathers of the girls he was checking out caught him and showed him the error of doing that. They then turned him over to the cops and the cops realy impressed on him that peeping was a bad idea.

He was about 25 and what we used to call a loser back then. About 6 months after that he got caught breaking into a house and went to the cross bar motel. Never saw or heard of him again!

[Onebadcad]

Nahh, I think you found the good spots. Care to divulge the locations?

Key West, Galleon Marina, just north of Mallory Square.
All the bars and restaurant appear to have a rule that they hire no one over the age of 25, every place I dine there always has a very attractive staff.

Avoid the tiny beach area adjacent to Fort Zachary Taylor, as very small beachhead, not enough action, too many northern heffalumps stuck in the sand.

[Yadkin]

Mental illness, or retardation, makes people do strange things.

[Onebadcad]

Mental illness, or retardation, makes people do strange things.

Yep, like voting for a potus who is mentally ill and setting records daily for retardation.

[Yadkin]

Yep, like voting for a potus who is mentally ill and setting records daily for retardation.

Potus, penis, same dick? :Jeff '79:

[KenHorse]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo_vXoRdZKc

[Big bob]

If you clicked this thread, your the gay and were hoping for a dick pic! :yesnod:

You asked. :rofl:

[Frankie the Fink]

He told the police, ".....it looked so nice out today, that I left it out all day!"

[GTOguy]

If you clicked this thread, your the gay and were hoping for a dick pic! :yesnod:

*you're

[Vandelay Industries]

Beware, beware, beware of the naked man!

https://youtu.be/Ycv6W-QSg0Q

[DJ_Critterus]

Mental illness, or retardation, makes people do strange things.

Like pose nude in some poor mother's driveway? Wait, it's a "condition" causing that kind of behavior.

:leaving:

[DDSLT5]

If you clicked this thread, your the gay and were hoping for a dick pic! :yesnod:


Nope - you could see that there was a link to the video. IF you clicked the link to the video......oh yeah, you're the gay!

[Don Rickles]

You asked. :rofl:
:rofl:

Easy pass!
*you're

Knew you be on top of this one!

[Vandelay Industries]

Like pose nude in some poor mother's driveway? Wait, it's a "condition" causing that kind of behavior.

:leaving:

That's never happ....err, nevermind.

[Mick]

Funny, I was just thinking yesterday that would be a good way to get free room and board without needing to harm anyone. If things get bad enough it's gotta beat starving or freezing to death.

You'll probably get some free lovin' too!

[Bill]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo_vXoRdZKc

That was going to be my alternate thread title!

:cert:

[Yadkin]

Like pose nude in some poor mother's driveway? Wait, it's a "condition" causing that kind of behavior.

:leaving:

It's a condition that needs treatment, either drugs or some kind or mental institution. Since he's done criminal behavior, a pshrink prison.

[DJ_Critterus]

It's a condition that needs treatment, either drugs or some kind or mental institution. Since he's done criminal behavior, a pshrink prison.

The under the counter prescriptions for the self diagnosis sure didn't help.

[Yadkin]

The under the counter prescriptions for the self diagnosis sure didn't help.

Or he may have been diagnosed but doesn't take his medications. That happens a lot, according to folks that I know in that field.

If that's the case, he must now face the consequences, which is a Pshrink prison.

[GTOguy]

Like pose nude in some poor mother's driveway? Wait, it's a "condition" causing that kind of behavior.

:leaving:

*brother's driveway. Making snow angels naked on the cement as the brother and wife got home from a hard earned and instantly erased vacation. :seasix:

[Bill]

Or he may have been diagnosed but doesn't take his medications. That happens a lot, according to folks that I know in that field.

If that's the case, he must now face the consequences, which is a Pshrink prison.

Personally, I'd put him on a bus to NYC, or Martha's Vineyard, with the promise of a $ 1,000 gift card upon arrival, and that as long as he doesn't return to Texas, the charges will not be filed. Hospitals used to do that, dump their patients in other cities upon discharge.

[DJ_Critterus]

Personally, I'd put him on a bus to NYC, or Martha's Vineyard, with the promise of a $ 1,000 gift card upon arrival, and that as long as he doesn't return to Texas, the charges will not be filed. Hospitals used to do that, dump their patients in other cities upon discharge.

That event happened in GA, but the future ward of the state now lives here in FL.

[Bill]

You folks are pretty harsh. The guy was probably just getting an early start celebrating:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1785666103512879597?s=46&t=wx3ye3ApCHCCW-uVX2417A

[KenHorse]

You folks are pretty harsh. The guy was probably just getting an early start celebrating:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1785666103512879597?s=46&t=wx3ye3ApCHCCW-uVX2417A

What a jerk off