Any here ever have a Smart Car ?

[04 commemorative]

I was thinking of looking for a small car to have as a 2nd backup.

[KenHorse]

Smartest car I've ever owned is my C7 :D

[Aerovette]

"It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap"

~B. Springsteen
Musician and commie bastard.

[GTOguy]

I think most of us here on this site are heterosexual, so no.

[Onebadcad]

I know a dood, probably has at least 6 cars, one is C8, he needed a car for work, drives a lot daily, he got one, he loves it, I think he paid like $10K for it a few years back, still drives it daily, appears to have great value.

BTW, he is a BIG dood, and claims he is not jammed in there.

I say for for it, and if you ever decide to go Class A RV, it is the perfect tow car.

[IB4TL]

Well, you already own a pink tutu so I guess this makes sense. :Jeff '79:


IB4 dvarapala invites you over at night so he can cook breakfast for you in the morning. Make sure to wear a mask :leaving:

[sublime1996525]

I'd be mostly worried about getting in an accident with anything over 3k pounds lol.

[Onebadcad]

I'd be mostly worried about getting in an accident with anything over 3k pounds lol.

Great point, I think if you get hit while driving a smart car you could straight to the morgue, bypass the hospital.

[RMVette]

IMO I'd opt for a 4 cylinder Honda or Toyota or like I have a Mazda 6. I get 33 - 35 mpg on the road with it.

[Unsuspicious]

I got to see 2 big gangsters getting into their smart car and run from the police, only to hit a curb and roll the car, had to jaws of life the wreck and one guy died. The comments on the news story were funny and brutal, such as "smart car dumb people"

[IB4TL]

Great point, I think if you get hit while driving a smart car you could straight to the morgue, bypass the hospital.

I'd rather skip buying an EV & go straight to the morgue with my balls in tact :Jeff '79:

[Datawiz]

Smartest car I've ever owned is my C7 :D

My C8 is smarter than your C7, but I think it spies on me more than yours does. :willy:

[Onebadcad]

If you get one, it does have 9-second potential!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zvTGJgGDHM

[Torqaholic]

Had a Dodge Power Wagon back in the 1970s with a mind of its own but it was real stupid.

[sublime1996525]

I got to see 2 big gangsters getting into their smart car and run from the police, only to hit a curb and roll the car, had to jaws of life the wreck and one guy died. The comments on the news story were funny and brutal, such as "smart car dumb people"

Bahahaha! Killed from a curb. That would be embarrassing.

I'd rather skip buying an EV & go straight to the morgue with my balls in tact :Jeff '79:

I think the Smart cars are actually gas powered.

[CurtP]

I looked at them when they first came here. Fuel economy is poor, especially for it's size. Dealer service is Mercedes and expensive. Serious claustrophobia driving it. Wasn't for me.

If I was looking for something small, I'd look at a MX-5. Or get a motorcycle.

[ZipZap]

I got stuck renting a Smart in SLC one time. I have never been so afraid in a car; including my racing cars. It is an absolutely terrible feeling to have the acceleration of a moped when you merge on the freeway.

Never again.

[bsmith]

there's one running around omaha that is painted like a Little Tykes Cozy Coupe.
I'd drive that, but not on a highway/interstate. :lol:

[Yesfam]

Dealer service is Mercedes and expensive.

Mercedes-Benz dealers typically won't work on them. It was a separate franchise which was available to some stores. You may find a former Smart franchise which would be willing to work on them, maybe not. If you are serious I would check locally first to see if you have local options.

[SurfnSun]

If you want a cheap run-around small car, get a Chevy Volt.

[CurtP]

Mercedes-Benz dealers typically won't work on them. It was a separate franchise which was available to some stores. You may find a former Smart franchise which would be willing to work on them, maybe not. If you are serious I would check locally first to see if you have local options.
Wasn't separate here when I was looking. Sales and service was at the Mercedes dealership. It was the same thing with Mini when I bought my first one - sales and service was at the local BMW dealership (although they later separated).

[Yesfam]

Wasn't separate here when I was looking. Sales and service was at the Mercedes dealership. It was the same thing with Mini when I bought my first one - sales and service was at the local BMW dealership (although they later separated).

Separate franchises, same stores. Different tools and training. Most of the folks I knew that worked in a store that had Smart said that the majority of the owners were wackos. We applied for Smart franchise and were turned down. The factory deemed our market not compatible with the brand.

[dvarapala]

Well, you already own a pink tutu so I guess this makes sense. :Jeff '79:


IB4 dvarapala invites you over at night so he can cook breakfast for you in the morning. Make sure to wear a mask :leaving:

I don't cook breakfast for my booty calls - I send them home in an Uber immediately after I'm done with them. :D

[dvarapala]

I think the Smart cars are actually gas powered.

Some are, but some are pure BEVs. :yesnod:

[Anjdog2003]

If you want a cheap run-around small car, get a Chevy Volt.




Taking a Bus > Chevy Volt > A Smart car

[AUTOHOLIC]

I was thinking of looking for a small car to have as a 2nd backup.

They are not cars but rather hood ornaments for regular cars.

[SurfnSun]

Taking a Bus > Chevy Volt > A Smart car

Volt = 200mpg
Bus = Getting assaulted by a Biden voter.

Gimme the Volt.

[markids77]

There's an outfit called Fab Lab (I think) which sells lift kits for those. You have to hack some bumper, but you can then install 31 inch tall tires. Looks cool as hell.

[Bill]

It looks like they stopped being sold in the US in 2019, so they're orphans, no dealer network. I'd worry about parts availability. And then there's the powertrain issue. It looks like most or all of the 2017-2019 Smarts are electric. So you're buying a 5-7 year old used car with a battery that will last how much longer before replacement? What will a new battery cost, even if you can find one? The electric Smarts advertise 130/94 mile ranges, and that's when those batteries were new. That makes them practically unusable, except maybe for a local commute that isn't too far.

The 2016 and earlier have 1.0l 3 cylinder gasoline engines. I didn't see mileage figures on them, but at least you can fill up anywhere.

Personally, I'd pass on a Smart and do what others have said, just find a compact car. I bought a Cruze for just that reason, wanted a cheap beater car with decent mileage. I average in the mid 30s around town, and have honest to God gotten 40mpg on highway trips, although I drive conservatively. A more spirited driver would get less. Any small car, Civic, Corolla, Focus, etc. would do the same, I'm sure.

[Anjdog2003]

Bus = Getting assaulted by a Biden voter.

Gimme the Volt.












:Jeff '79:

[bsmith]

there are two or three of them in my small town from time to time.
One is at a neighbors house regularly, and another was recently bought by someone down the street.
I think both are teenagers.
There is/was a doctor in town that had one too. :willy:

[Aerovette]

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[Bill]

https://www.carscoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/4d4aa90b-csp_smart_eleanor_2.jpg

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[CuzzinJack]

Yes , I have one , but not like the ones below ..
And no , I'm not ghey or named Karen.. :seasix:

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[JRD77VET]

I'd be mostly worried about getting in an accident with anything over 3k pounds lol.

I was coming home from work on my motorcycle and one was waiting to merge in my small town. My first thought was " I could take that on and win"

At my previous employer, the truck driver was making deliveries in the flatbed and as he was stopped at a light, he heard screeching tires. He looked in the mirrors and saw nothing. As he pulled forward there was a smart car directly behind with the driver's eyes as big as saucers.

They are extremely small, choose wisely. :yesnod:

[outrunm]

I parked next to this guy last week at a car show. He builds these things, but his hottest selling product is lift kits. I thought I took a whole car pic, but I guess not.

[tjfontaine]

I saw one of these in accident testing against a full size sedan it was NOT good ... I'd skip it - get a small used Toyota or Honda you will be far safer and prob more reliable.

[PLRX]

I think most of us here on this site are heterosexual, so no.

:iagree:

Yep, if I'd see you stepping off that gay car, I'd judge you before your second foot hits the ground.

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[CuzzinJack]

Stood up pretty good in this vid but , of course , hitting a concrete wall and stopping from 70mph in 1 sec , the G forces are gonna kill you anyway .


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[Tikiman]

I don't know how smart it is, but my truck automatically pulls into the Lowe's parking lot whenever I go into town. :island14:

[Frankie the Fink]

A Florida friend has 3 of them with 2 going to cannibalize parts to keep one going. They are glorified golf carts and other than running up to the convenience store I wouldn't be going down the turnpike/interstate in one of them. My friend is a big guy and he looks ridiculous driving the thing.

[Onebadcad]

A Florida friend has 3 of them with 2 going to cannibalize parts to keep one going. They are glorified golf carts and other than running up to the convenience store I wouldn't be going down the turnpike/interstate in one of them. My friend is a big guy and he looks ridiculous driving the thing.

Two benefits you just pointed out:

1) smart cars are so cheap you can easily afford a second one for spare parts
2) fat asses can fit, just do not plan on having any passengers

Win, Win!!

[mtnman]

A guy in town here has one with a small lift kit and ATV tires... :confused5:

[Bill]

A guy in town here has one with a small lift kit and ATV tires... :confused5:


Not an entirely new concept:

https://www.corvetteblogger.com/images/content/uploads/2019/09/092319_3.jpg

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[owc6]

A smart car does sound like a death trap.
A solid rear end event that pushes it into the vehicle in front, you aren't toast, you are a panini.