GO CHECK YOUR MAILBOX ASAP

[MadInNc]

I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package!

It contained a monthly benefit increase of two dollars and four cents, a Biden "Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke up my ass, a coupon for a free oil change on my Tesla and a “Blame it on Trump” sign for my front yard.

The instructions were in Spanish.

Yours Should Be Arriving Soon.

[IB4TL]

I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package!

It contained a monthly benefit increase of two dollars and four cents, a Biden "Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke up my ass, a coupon for a free oil change on my Tesla and a “Blame it on Trump” sign for my front yard.

The instructions were in Spanish.

Yours Should Be Arriving Soon.

I'm 39 so I guess I'll wait to check my mailbox :fruit:

[04 commemorative]

OK, that made me laugh

[The_Dude]

Ain't no 118k :sadangel:

[LATB]

:rofl::rofl:

[Steve_R]

****ing Boomers bankrupting the country. :cuss:

[MikeB]

Solar powered smoke up the ass machine sounds interesting.
Might as well wait another month or 2 until we actually
get some sun power around here.

[Onebadcad]

****ing Boomers bankrupting the country. :cuss:

In a way, not a good one, I miss him a tiny little bit.