Site plan

[Yadkin]

The same contractor who created the site disaster two years ago while building a house is back to build a second one. Here's the "site plan" that he submitted to me for approval. :spdchk:

[Onebadcad]

Why are you approving site plans??

[Steve_R]

Why are you approving site plans??

:waiting:





Maybe in addition to being a retired engineer and overall busybody, he's also an inspector for the county?

[Don Rickles]

*Cul de sac

[Vandelay Industries]

*Cul de sac

*Grab de sac

[slewfoot]

*Cul de sac

Hebrew for "Pen de jo"

:rofl:

[6spdC6]

*Cul de sac

Does that mean a slip of the razor when doing some personal privates grooming!

[Vandelay Industries]

Why are you approving site plans??

:waiting:





Maybe in addition to being a retired engineer and overall busybody, he's also an inspector for the county?

:popcorns:

[Don Rickles]

Hebrew for "Pen de jo"

:rofl:

Yes

[DAB]

Has he never seen a straight edge?

[Tikiman]

Looks like he's using some sort of CAD package. Very professional. :yesnod:

[LATB]

The same contractor who created the site disaster two years ago while building a house is back to build a second one. Here's the "site plan" that he submitted to me for approval. :spdchk:

That looks like a standard form from the county building department and the builder sketched the site plan. What is the problem?

[slewfoot]

Looks like he's using some sort of CAD package. Very professional. :yesnod:

First draft during "Bud Light" happy hour. :D

[Steve_R]

That looks like a standard form from the county building department and the builder sketched the site plan. What is the problem?


And it's even titled "SITE SKETCH," not "SITE ENGINEERING CAD DRAWING." :shrug:

[Tikiman]

First draft during "Bud Light" happy hour. :D


So you drew that while your buddy was humping you?

[Swany00]

someone is kind of a big deal

[Onebadcad]

someone is kind of a big deal

We had an EPIC Big Deal Thread in here a few months back.
Sadly, I AM NOT a big deal.

[Yadkin]

Why are you approving site plans??

I'm on the POA board, so conformance with our site and architectural standards.

[Onebadcad]

I'm on the POA board, so conformance with our site and architectural standards.

What does it pay??

[Yadkin]

That looks like a standard form from the county building department and the builder sketched the site plan. What is the problem?

No actual lot lines. No designation for disturbed area. There's a culvert that drains onto the site at the front-right corner, where he's planning a cut bank. No provision for topsoil storage/ reuse. Trees over 6" have to be designated/ protected outside of the disturbed area. The Town requires at least 10% to be left in place.

The County has recently added 2' contours to its GIS system, which is a great resource for site planning. I gave the contractor a screen shot of the site to help him with drainage/ grading planning.

[Yadkin]

What does it pay??

Nothing. :seasix:

[LATB]

No actual lot lines. No designation for disturbed area. There's a culvert that drains onto the site at the front-right corner, where he's planning a cut bank. No provision for topsoil storage/ reuse. Trees over 6" have to be designated/ protected outside of the disturbed area. The Town requires at least 10% to be left in place.

The County has recently added 2' contours to its GIS system, which is a great resource for site planning. I gave the contractor a screen shot of the site to help him with drainage/ grading planning.

Appears all a product of building on the side of a mountain. :ack:

We deliver a site plan for permitting. The purpose is to show the setbacks. It can be a basic sketch or a cad drawing. I did the sketch and my draftsman added it to the set of plans.

It all is really for naught, because I'm rural and I believe anything over 10 acres they don't care. But I turned it in anyway. I also did a slab/foundation "as-built" survey...turned it into the building department and found out it wasn't even required. :Jeff '79:

[Vandelay Industries]

What does it pay??

Unlimited opportunities to Karen. :yesnod:

[Steve_R]

Unlimited opportunities to Karen. :yesnod:


Thus the YadKareNNN moniker someone assigned him here.

[Vandelay Industries]

Thus the YadKareNNN moniker someone assigned him here.

I almost went there, but I'm trying to be good today. :lol:

:thumbs:

[Onebadcad]

Unlimited opportunities to Karen. :yesnod:

Water spew on my monitor,,,

[Aerovette]

Looks like he's using some sort of CAD package. Very professional. :yesnod:

It's the AutoCad Comic Sans edition. :Jeff '79:

[Aerovette]

Unlimited opportunities to Karen. :yesnod:

^^^ This.

HOA people, but with tape measures.

[Yadkin]

Unlimited opportunities to Karen. :yesnod:

Or to provide a required community service. :seasix:

[Aerovette]

Or to provide a required community service. :seasix:

Step 1. Make service mandatory
Step 2. Provide mandatory service

[Yadkin]

Step 1. Make service mandatory
Step 2. Provide mandatory service
1. Buy a lot with restricted covenants.
2. Or not.

[Aerovette]

1. Buy a lot with restricted covenants.
2. Or not.

See step 1 in my post.

[Yadkin]

See step 1 in my post.

See step 2 in mine. It is not "mandatory" to buy a lot here. :yesnod:

[Vandelay Industries]

Or to provide a required community service. :seasix:

Every Karen thinks they're performing a public service. :yesnod::Jeff '79:

[Aerovette]

Every Karen thinks they're performing a public service. :yesnod::Jeff '79:

Ain't that the damn truth.

[Vandelay Industries]

Ain't that the damn truth.

100%, and as we can see, there's no stopping it.

Karens gonna karen. :yesnod:

[MadInNc]

And it's even titled "SITE SKETCH," not "SITE ENGINEERING CAD DRAWING." :shrug:

Off by 8’

[Steve_R]

Every Karen thinks they're performing a public service. :yesnod::Jeff '79:


Yup. Bragging on social media about being a Karen might be the only thing worse than being a Karen.

[Aerovette]

Yup. Bragging on social media about being a Karen might be the only thing worse than being a Karen.

They're Karens because they "Kare" :Jeff '79:

[Yadkin]

Every Karen thinks they're performing a public service. :yesnod::Jeff '79:

It's not 'karen" when it's required. :Jeff '79:

[Vandelay Industries]

It's not 'karen" when it's required. :Jeff '79:

Every Karen says that too. :funnier:

[Yadkin]

Every Karen says that too. :funnier:

You would know. :Jeff '79:

[Vandelay Industries]

You would know. :Jeff '79:

97744

[Aerovette]

https://i.imgflip.com/8hoswj.jpg

[MadInNc]

*fixt

[ZipZap]

I have delivered both hand drawn sketches and CAD drawings to the HOA Architectural committee. Both approved. They only ever got my crappy sketches after that.

[LATB]

Screw all and every HOA and FJB.

[Yadkin]

97744

Sadly, you're the one showing karen behavior here.

Acting hysterical without knowledge of the actual situation.
Trying real hard to to be as offensive as possible.


I approved the plans with the variances that the owner asked for. :Jeff '79:

[Rikki Z-06]

Sadly, you're the one showing karen behavior here.

Acting hysterical without knowledge of the actual situation.
Trying real hard to to be as offensive as possible.


I approved the plans with the variances that the owner asked for. :Jeff '79:

Sounds shady, how much did he pay you? :popcorns:

[LATB]

Sadly, you're the one showing karen behavior here.

Acting hysterical without knowledge of the actual situation.
Trying real hard to to be as offensive as possible.


I approved the plans with the variances that the owner asked for. :Jeff '79:

Curious, what were the variances?

[Vandelay Industries]

Sadly, you're the one showing karen behavior here.

Acting hysterical without knowledge of the actual situation.
Trying real hard to to be as offensive as possible.


I approved the plans with the variances that the owner asked for. :Jeff '79:

:lol:
https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/5016218_700b.jpg

Sounds shady, how much did he pay you? :popcorns:

:iagree:

[Yadkin]

Sounds shady, how much did he pay you? :popcorns:
The same as b4. :seasix:

[Yadkin]

Curious, what were the variances?

Slope of the porch roof less than 6:12. White trim instead of a natural color. Crushed stone driveway instead of asphalt. A different brand of roof shingle. Wood-look garage door instead of wood.