Do you grease your balls?

[StudleyJames]

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81X0zZ9WcDL.jpg

[Onebadcad]

This could be a better option:

https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/Happy-Nuts-Comfort-Cream-Deodorizing-and-Soothing-Lotion-for-Men-Safe-Natural-and-Vegan-3-4-Oz_53511ee7-3cf3-4c2a-860f-4e6a95e66353.8c32fc15c318220462c80053c18592b9.jpeg?odnHeight=640&odnWidth=640&odnBg=FFFFFF

[GTOguy]

Yes. I use some military surplus high fiber grease dated 1958 on the front ball bearings of my Corvette.

[DJ_Critterus]

I regularly wash my balls when on the golf course, too.

[Vandelay Industries]

My old balls are worn and rusty.

[Tikiman]

I regularly wash my balls when on the golf course, too.


That's fine and perfectly acceptable. However, never lick your balls on the golf course. Too many chemicals and pesticides on them.

[DJ_Critterus]

That's fine and perfectly acceptable. However, never lick your balls on the golf course. Too many chemicals and pesticides on them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfjyq_-dY-c

[Frankie the Fink]

Best discussion of balls int he film industry - EVER !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J2zwmT7M-0

[Yadkin]

No.

[mtnman]

No

[Louie Detroit]

No, just scratch them every once in a while.

[JRD77VET]

I "read in a book" that if you grease your trailer ball, make sure you put the cover on it so when ( not "if" but when) your wife walks into it, she doesn't get grease on her pants or leg.


:leaving:

[Bruze]

No, just scratch them every once in a while.

Do you know why women are so bitchy when they get up in the morning?





















They don't have any balls to itch. :Jeff '79:

[Yesfam]

Do you know why women are so bitchy when they get up in the morning?




















They don't have any balls to itch. :Jeff '79:

I always thought that was why they rubbed their eyes.

[Cool 50th AE]

I thought most of you were married and had no use anymore for balls?

[Bruze]

A few women have questioned me when I was scratching my balls. "Why the hell do you do that all the time?"

STFU bitch, it's just something we do, you will never understand.

I've also heard women say that we're pussies because we protect our balls from getting whacked or otherwise hurt.

Similar response: STFU bitch, you don't have any external organs that should be internal, so you don't know squat about it.

[Bruze]

I thought most of you were married and had no use anymore for balls?

I have no use for mine anymore, but I still like to itch or rearrange them.

Rearranging while sitting seems to be more of an old man thing, not sure why. :shrug:

[Cool 50th AE]

About 30 years ago my buddy was a bouncer at a higher end strip club.

He told me there was a dude that paid the girls lots of money to kick him in nutsack as hard as they could.

[Bruze]

About 30 years ago my buddy was a bouncer at a higher end strip club.

He told me there was a dude that paid the girls lots of money to kick him in nutsack as hard as they could.


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[Cool 50th AE]

^^^ Actually you are wrong, true story.

And that strip club had great expensive higher end cuisine.
I would go there to eat dinner and the girls would leave you alone when you ate your food.

[Cool 50th AE]

My muscle head bouncer friend had a run in with the Philly mafia guy Skinny Joey Merlino who tried to skip the line into another club he bounced at.

My friend had zero shits to give.

[Bruze]

^^^ Actually you are wrong, true story.

And that strip club had great expensive higher end cuisine.
I would go there to eat dinner and the girls would leave you alone when you ate your food.

He might have truly told you that story, but that doesn't mean the story is true.

No man "wants" to get racked, unless he was born with no nerves down there or has some other problem.

[Bruze]

Having hung around bars for over a half-century I can tell you, for a fact, that any stories that come out of them are unquestionably true. https://i.postimg.cc/tCLrF1Jj/whistle.gif

[Cool 50th AE]

Barfly is a great bar movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8hiCpKEbns