Ladies and gentlemen, we're experiencing some flatulence. Please return to your seats

[The_Dude]

We all breathed a sigh of relief when he was removed,
Excessively Farting Passenger Reportedly Causes American Airlines Flight to Turn Around (https://people.com/gassy-passenger-farted-removed-from-flight-airplane-8548108)

[DJ_Critterus]

Gozar won't be getting his frequent flier miles for that trip.

[Don Rickles]

Why am I not surprised DJ is first in…..:confused5::D

[dvarapala]

And here I thought the air filtration systems on airplanes were second to none? :shrug:

[dvarapala]

Why am I not surprised DJ is first in…..:confused5::D

He was probably the passenger. :lol:

[Don Rickles]

He was probably the passenger. :lol:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[dvarapala]

The plane was forced to return to the gate and the passenger was removed.

A flight was reportedly delayed after the plane ran into some unexpected flatulence: an excessively gassy passenger who had to be removed.

OK, why would an aircraft return to the gate and remove a passenger for flatulence (which is unpleasant but otherwise harmless) but continue to fly when some asshole is hacking up a lung and infecting everyone else on the plane with whatever disease they have? :toetap:

[GTOguy]

Reading the article, it sounds like Big Bob to me. The farting, the bullying, the hangover, the abuse. It all fits.

[ratflinger]

Maybe he had Horrible Ass Cancer!

[Mike Mercury]

https://i.imgflip.com/1eaga8.jpg


https://i.imgur.com/XCnBmM8.gif

[Big bob]

Reading the article, it sounds like Big Bob to me. The farting, the bullying, the hangover, the abuse. It all fits.

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[vettemed]

Sounds like someone activated the A-P-U (get it? A- Pee-Yeew)??

[Bill]

Sounds like someone activated the A-P-U (get it? A- Pee-Yeew)??

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[Onebadcad]

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Gotta admit, SHE'S HOT!!

[Big bob]

Gotta admit, SHE'S HOT!!





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[Frankie the Fink]

Crammed in a metal tube with a bunch of strangers at 35,000 feet and no outside air and some moron floats a collard air biscuit. Justification for being shown the exit before landing...

[The_Dude]

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[theandies]

Being an A&P mechanic little know fact that the cabin air is replaced about every three minutes and most of the incoming air goes through HEPA filers. Cabin is pressurized to about 8,000 feet to keep you alive and that air is drawn in then sent to the cabin to maintain pressure then exhausted out by what's called the Outflow valve.
This guy must have eaten a lot of Taco Bell in the Airport if the pressure system couldn't keep up with his asshole.

[DDSLT5]

Being an A&P mechanic little know fact that the cabin air is replaced about every three minutes and most of the incoming air goes through HEPA filers. Cabin is pressurized to about 8,000 feet to keep you alive and that air is drawn in then sent to the cabin to maintain pressure then exhausted out by what's called the Outflow valve.
This guy must have eaten a lot of Taco Bell in the Airport if the pressure system couldn't keep up with his asshole.


Exactly - the air in a modern aircraft is some of the cleanest you can find.

[higgyburners]

I have had some bad ones after Thai food...but I don't think I could make a airplane turn around.

[Yadkin]

Maybe he had Horrible Ass Cancer!

...and died.

[Bill]

Why can't the guy just wear a mask on his posterior. Masks prevent the transmission of covid, I'm sure they'd stop stinky farts as well, right? Right?

[DDSLT5]

Must've been franks and beans night before he boarded.

[vettemed]

I always make deviled eggs part of my pre-flight prep.

[Yadkin]

Being an A&P mechanic little know fact that the cabin air is replaced about every three minutes and most of the incoming air goes through HEPA filers. Cabin is pressurized to about 8,000 feet to keep you alive and that air is drawn in then sent to the cabin to maintain pressure then exhausted out by what's called the Outflow valve.
This guy must have eaten a lot of Taco Bell in the Airport if the pressure system couldn't keep up with his asshole.

The P in HEPA stands for particulate. Methane, and whatever molecules that create the stink are gasses.

Exactly - the air in a modern aircraft is some of the cleanest you can find.

Rong. They're petri dishes compared to outside air.

[Frankie the Fink]

The azzhats that buy the pastromi sandwich they eat in front of you on the plane, smelling up the whole fuselage are nearly as bad - and then, as if that's not bad enough, they'll float a noxious "air biscuit" as they fall asleep snoring next to you.

[Little Red L98.]

Raazor to the white courtesy phone please. Raazor to the white courtesy phone.

[DDSLT5]

The P in HEPA stands for particulate. Methane, and whatever molecules that create the stink are gasses.



Rong. They're petri dishes compared to outside air.



What a bunch of completely ignorant statements. Gases are particulate. Ya bonehead! HEPA will definitely remove fart smells from the air.

:yaddy:

[Yadkin]

What a bunch of completely ignorant statements. Gases are particulate. Ya bonehead! HEPA will definitely remove fart smells from the air.

:yaddy:

:Jeff '79::Jeff '79::Jeff '79::Jeff '79::Jeff '79::Jeff '79:

Total irony there.

Two absolute scientific facts:

A gas in not a particulate.
Odor is a gas.

[GTOguy]

The azzhats that buy the pastromi sandwich they eat in front of you on the plane, smelling up the whole fuselage are nearly as bad - and then, as if that's not bad enough, they'll float a noxious "air biscuit" as they fall asleep snoring next to you.

When I was going to Hawaii a lot, it was always women under 40 with cartons of stinky Chinese or Asian food. The whole plane would stink. I'd pack a turkey sandwich and bring nuts and fruit, etc. Stuff that didn't stink. Why are people under 50 so ****ing clueless and disrespectful of others?

[Yadkin]

When I was going to Hawaii a lot, it was always women under 40 with cartons of stinky Chinese or Asian food. The whole plane would stink. I'd pack a turkey sandwich and bring nuts and fruit, etc. Stuff that didn't stink. Why are people under 50 so ****ing clueless and disrespectful of others?

Women under 40, if attractive, expect you to toss your jacket on the ground in front of them so their shoes don't get soiled.

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Must've been franks and beans night before he boarded.

Or Frank and Bob....

[theandies]

This is a typical AC system used today. We have to replace what we called "socks" that fit over the water separators. We could tell if an engine or APU was leaking oil as it would saturate these socks and when that happened the cabin would smell like stale oil.

https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=329&pictureid=4001

[DDSLT5]

When I was going to Hawaii a lot, it was always women under 40 with cartons of stinky Chinese or Asian food. The whole plane would stink. I'd pack a turkey sandwich and bring nuts and fruit, etc. Stuff that didn't stink. Why are people under 50 so ****ing clueless and disrespectful of others?

Heaven exists between their legs. They know it.

[DDSLT5]

:Jeff '79::Jeff '79::Jeff '79::Jeff '79::Jeff '79::Jeff '79:

Total irony there.

Two absolute scientific facts:

A gas in not a particulate.
Odor is a gas.


Gases are particles. Nice try. What else ya got?:yaddy::yaddy::yaddy::yaddy:

[Yadkin]

Gases are particles. Nice try. What else ya got?:yaddy::yaddy::yaddy::yaddy:

Nice try. Gases are not particulates. A particle is not the same thing as a particulate. :Jeff '79:

[GTOguy]

Nice try. Gases are not particulates. A particle is not the same thing as a particulate. :Jeff '79:

That's it. I'm triggered. It's off to youtube for the wonderful world of 1930's-'50's technical films on the Periscope channel. How America USED to be.
Dr. Research. Vacuum Tubes and You. Highways and Bi-Ways. Union Pacific Railroad Safety. Signal 30. The Bottle and the Throttle.

Hel Yes. :cert:

[Tikiman]

Why can't the guy just wear a mask on his posterior. Masks prevent the transmission of covid, I'm sure they'd stop stinky farts as well, right? Right?


Back when the lemmings were wearing face diapers in the grocery stores, I used to crop dust the aisles as a public service. I figure if they could smell my farts, they knew their face diapers weren't effective.

All that effort and I never received public thanks. At least a small parade would have been nice. :sadangel: