How many times do you fart during a day?

[Louie Detroit]

I'm talking good room-shaking, paint-peeling BRAPS, not just some effeminate gen-homo type lisping farts. How often do you unleash the beast in a day?

:yaddy:

[Anjdog2003]

Hundreds

[04 commemorative]

As many as I can

[ratflinger]

Love crop dusting

[Steve_R]

Is GEODON here under an alias?

[Mike Mercury]

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[Cool 50th AE]

Had a giant bowel of leftover beans tonight for dinner.

[Louie Detroit]

A fart gone wrong.

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[higgyburners]

dumbest thread of the year vote right here. Are we getting this bad that we are talking about farts?

[Louie Detroit]

dumbest thread of the year vote right here. Are we getting this bad that we are talking about farts?

Some might considerate it an improvement, in general.

:yaddy:

[ZipZap]

Is GEODON here under an alias?

Gozar?

[Millenium Vette]

Gozar?

Gozar :leaving:

[MadInNc]

Let ‘em lose.

[Old Ben]

I'm talking good room-shaking, paint-peeling BRAPS, not just some effeminate gen-homo type lisping farts. How often do you unleash the beast in a day?

:yaddy:

I prefer to let the 'Silent But Deadly' type myself. Can clear the room and others don't know who dropped it.

[Yadkin]

He who smelt it, delt it.
He who said no, let it go.

[LisaJohn]

Fluffed

[DJ_Critterus]

Fluffed

ahhh.... you are a Panty Fluffer, huh?

[LisaJohn]

Oh lord, I was referring to Bandit.

[Don Rickles]

Oh lord, I was referring to Bandit.

Chicks don’t break wind?:confused5:

[Frankie the Fink]

That's what the maxi-pad said to the butthole, "You are the wind beneath my wings!"

[Bill]

dumbest thread of the year vote right here. Are we getting this bad that we are talking about farts?

Some might considerate it an improvement, in general.

:yaddy:



I mean, when you ban politics from OT, you really can't kvetch about what's left after that.














:leaving:

[Don Rickles]

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[Onebadcad]

If you keep it in you will die,,,

[04 commemorative]

Google said a normal person will fart between 20 to 30 times a day and that everyone farts,no matter what they may say :willy:

[DAB]

i think it's important to maintain a balance in your life, so i shoot for 1 Fart=1 Cuss.

if i get too ahead with my cusses, then i'm left with a lot of work to do on the back end later. and that's not good.

[Unsuspicious]

Google said a normal person will fart between 20 to 30 times a day

Link?

[KenHorse]

A little old lady was in the exam room

"Doctor", she said. "I've been having problems with silent gaseous emissions and it's very embarrassing!"

"Why this afternoon, I was having lunch with my friends and I had several silent gaseous emissions! And on the bus, on the way over here, I had several more silent gaseous emissions. And even now, sitting here, I've had several silent gaseous emissions!", she explained.

"Can you help me?", she pleaded. "What should we do?"

"Well", the doctor responded. "The first thing we need to do is get your hearing checked"

[snide]

Google said a normal person will fart between 20 to 30 times a day and that everyone farts,no matter what they may say :willy:

Maybe that's why WHO and WEF are trying to get rid of humans? We fart more than cows do? :willy:

[Unsuspicious]

Maybe that's why WHO and WEF are trying to get rid of humans? We fart more than cows do? :willy:

Cows release methane from both ends, and someone actually developed a catalytic convertor to shove into the cow's nose to burn off methane (not a joke)

[Bill]

If we have any New Englander Barners, you'd have to ask if they faaaaaaaahhhhht very often.

[DJ_Critterus]

You know it's time to change your diet when you are sitting in your office at work, alone, door closed, having just ripped a paint peeling fart, and somebody barges in without knocking.

Knock first, dammit! Knock!

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[Bill]

You know it's time to change your diet when you are sitting in your office at work, alone, door closed, having just ripped a paint peeling fart, and somebody barges in without knocking.

Knock first, dammit! Knock!

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It's good you did it in the office, not while you were plugging in your car. You'd have to have a LEL meter to determine when it was safe to plug in electrical equipment without fear of explosion.

[RMVette]

You know it's time to change your diet when you are sitting in your office at work, alone, door closed, having just ripped a paint peeling fart, and somebody barges in without knocking.

Knock first, dammit! Knock!

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:rofl: