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Datawiz
05-05-2011, 1:53pm
Hellmann's Mayonnaise - a bit of history.



Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England . In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico , which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York . This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.



But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York . The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico , who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as -













Sinko De Mayo

ApexOversteer
05-05-2011, 1:55pm
Dude, just to let you know... jokes are usually funny.

lander
05-05-2011, 1:56pm
Dude, just to let you know... jokes are usually funny.


He's taking baby steps...at least he's up to "joke" now. :thumbs:

73sbVert
05-05-2011, 1:56pm
Dude, just to let you know... jokes are usually funny.

:iagree:


That was just plain, BOOOOOOOOOOO!

Datawiz
05-05-2011, 1:57pm
I'm here all week. :leaving:

ApexOversteer
05-05-2011, 2:01pm
He's taking baby steps...at least he's up to "joke" now. :thumbs:

Well, I wouldn't have expected so much from a jole...

Superstreet
05-05-2011, 2:36pm
What does "joke" mean?

Datawiz
05-05-2011, 2:39pm
What does "joke" mean?

:rofl:

Mike Mercury
05-05-2011, 2:45pm
http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2001-04-02.gif

GRN ENVY
05-05-2011, 3:08pm
Boy was that a knee slapper




























NOT:D

Datawiz
05-05-2011, 3:09pm
Boy was that a knee slapper

My knees? I didn't think you could reach that high.

CertInsaneC5
05-05-2011, 3:21pm
Don't quit your day job. For the love of god. Please don't. :leaving:

Datawiz
05-05-2011, 3:23pm
Don't quit your day job. For the love of god. Please don't. :leaving:

I might start playing poker professionally. :leaving:

GRN ENVY
05-05-2011, 3:53pm
My knees? I didn't think you could reach that high.

:rofl::rofl:

Kerrmudgeon
05-05-2011, 3:59pm
As soon as I heard Mayo and Mexico, I put it together. One to ten?......5 on the :rofl: scale.

Kevin_73
05-05-2011, 4:14pm
I'm here all week. :leaving:

Thank god the week is almost over. :rolleyes:

Kerrmudgeon
05-05-2011, 4:17pm
Thank god the week is almost over. :rolleyes:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

69camfrk
05-05-2011, 7:23pm
I'm tempted to drive to Florida tonight just to kick your ass for posting that older than the internet joke!!!!:D:leaving:

Blademaker
05-05-2011, 7:25pm
And on this day........every year......somewhere........this joke rears its ugly head.


:dance:

69camfrk
05-05-2011, 7:27pm
And on this day........every year......somewhere........this joke rears its ugly head.


:dance:

You drive down from Marietta and I'll drive the rest of the way. Bring beer!!!:D:beer:

Tank's
05-05-2011, 7:31pm
Sinko De Mayo

:slap:

Poog
05-05-2011, 7:58pm
:o_o:

BuckyThreadkiller
05-05-2011, 8:03pm
I'm here all week. :leaving:

Good. Stay there.