jole

[Datawiz]

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne .

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said "Would you care for dessert?"

[Yerf Dog]

:rofl:

[F40]

Snicker:D

[syf350]

1/10


woulda been an 8 if i didn't have to see that stupid ass title word i thought we left behind:leaving:









:lol:

[FRISKY]

What's a "jole"?

[lander]

"jole"

:ban:

[navyndi2]

:rofl:

[F40]

What's a "jole"?

Are you Joling with us ?:D

[78SA]

:rofl:

[island14]

:lol:

Reminds me of a story.

Years ago I started dating an ex girlfriend that I use to live with again after a two year break in our relationship.

She was always busy with her job so we would meet every Wednesday after she got off from work for a few drinks, followed by dinner, then back to her house to spend the night.

After a month or so, she told me that she felt like she was prostituting herself for dinner every week and did not feel right about the arrangement.

So I told her...

Hell, lets just skip dinner then! :lol: