Formula One

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Kubicer, taking an unusual racing
line in Nova Scotia, Canada

[Datawiz]

Expensive racing line.

[NeedSpeed]

Modern F1 retains some elements of its early roots, namely that the cars have wheels and are still plastered with advertising. Apart from that, F1 is a vastly different kettle of fish to the sport that began more than 50 years ago. Some of the participants are even black.


:lol:

[Yerf Dog]

:rofl:

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['77Babe]

Maube I should wait until my head clears before I start reading all of that. :willy:

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Thetan Grand Prix
Originally known as Xemu Grand Prix and created by L. Ron Hubbard in 1952, this American team was forced to change its name to Thetan Racing when it was discovered "Xemu" was already trademarked by another bogus religion. The car, known as the OT III, is revolutionary as they do not require petrol to be driven. Instead, the cars are powered by bullshit. Commentators are predicting that Thetan Grand Prix is likely to be highly competitive as the more bullshit the team pumps out, the faster the cars will go.

Cole Trickle

Rumour has it that Trickle is the identical twin brother of Tom Cruise, who changed his name after media attention. Therefore he's transferred from NASCAR to drive the reporters away. Known on the track as "Maverick" due to his rogue nature behind the wheel, he frequently claims he is not gay. However every time he does so, his car clearly goes faster. An accident early in his career resulted in his meeting a twenty-something brain surgeon, though she left him when he joined Thetan Grand Prix.

Tony Mareno

The history of Thetan Racing's second driver is also under a shroud of secrecy, though it is known that Brooklyn-born Mareno arrives at all races in a white disco suit. Like Trickle, he is known to claim that Battlefield Earth is the greatest film ever made, a claim that, like Trickle's insistence that he is not gay, propels him to the top of the timing sheets. However, both Trickle and Mareno believe every word of what they say and claim something else is making the car go faster

[F40]

I love open wheel racing:leaving:

[NeedSpeed]

Of course:

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[Burro (He/Haw)]

People still watch Formula One?

My favorite form of motorsport cornhole. :D

[NB2K]

Of course:

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NASCAR drivers (also known as "race-ists") are required by law to be named "Junior." :rofl::rofl:

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Of course:

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For the SeaFives and KenHorses of the VBOT:

Conspiracy Theories
Theories abound about how NASCAR was formed:

1. Due to the constant intrigue and mystery enshrouding what many refer to as “the mental sport” of NASCAR racing, there are numerous conspiracy theories and other fan rumors, ranging anywhere from outlandish to bat-shit insane, that surround it.


Many theories fall under the category of the former, including the suggestion that in the year-of-our-illustrious-lord, 1793, a crippled child from Zaire of the name Wilbur McKinley used his latent telekinetic, telepathic and microwave-safe brain abilities to force millions of unrelated and unwitting Americans to fashion large tracks, seemingly identical vehicles, and to race continually in circles for his long-distance amusement. It is said that in Zaire being crippled is a status symbol bestowing upon its possessor a regard equivalent to that enjoyed by rock stars in the United States, communist rebels in South America, and non-women in Saudi Arabia. Thus young Wilbur has been elevated to a godlike status in his native land. Weekly, the teeming throngs of Wilbur worshipers achieve a trance-like state by forcing entire tubes of Mentos through their nasal cavities and tune through the collective unconscious into Wilbur’s mind, watching and laughing as millions of mind-controlled Americans watch identical vehicles drive in a circle. This is the largest and most popular "sport" in Zaire.

Though this theory does go great lengths to explain many unanswered questions about NASCAR as well as why millions of people in Zaire force tubes of Mentos into their noses, it was disproved by the MythBusters three weeks ago when they stuck replica Mentos into a watermelon shaped like a human head.

2. Another common yet outlandish theory about NASCAR is that it is actually a sport and/or fun to watch.

3.One conspiracy theory, however, happens to be true. It goes like this: In 1785, during the Reagan Administration, a top secret plan was put in motion, a plan to rid the United States of all of its unwanted and largely unwashed wastrels, a plan known as the “Directed Initiative of Calculated Killing for the Focused Acceleration of Constructive Evolution”, also known as "Project: D.I.C.K.F.A.C.E.”. It was a multi-tiered strategy beginning with the development, in underground vacuum sealed laboratories, of NASCAR, Professional Wrestling, Reality TV and other mediums dubbed “retard-lures”. The second tier involved the massed and summary execution of all members of the population identified as wastrels by their adherence to these mediums. Unfortunately the plan lost funding to the far snappier named "Star Wars Program" before phase 2 could be realized. The world suffers as a direct result.

[ApexOversteer]

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Kubicer, taking an unusual racing
line in Nova Scotia, Canada

Expensive racing line.

Being serious for one second, Kubica's wreck in Canada was EPIC... and he walked away...

YouTube - robert kubicas crash

[themonk]

That's funny, I don't ever remember an F1 race being held in Nova Scotia. :confused5:

[lander]

That's funny, I don't ever remember an F1 race being held in Nova Scotia. :confused5:

psssst! Click the link in the first post. :thumbs:

[ApexOversteer]

That's funny, I don't ever remember an F1 race being held in Nova Scotia. :confused5:

The Canadian Grand Prix is held in Montreal.

[themonk]

psssst! Click the link in the first post. :thumbs:

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Kubicer, taking an unusual racing
line in Nova Scotia, Canada

Psssst, what does that say ^^^^^^

The Canadian Grand Prix is held in Montreal.

I know.

[lander]

Psssst, what does that say ^^^^^^



:rolleyes:

There is no "Ferrero Rocher"...nor "Rental F1 Team", etc. etc. etc. It's a satirical website, thus no Grand Prix in Nova Scotia. :thumbs:

[themonk]

:rolleyes:

There is no "Ferrero Rocher"...nor "Rental F1 Team", etc. etc. etc. It's a satirical website, thus no Grand Prix in Nova Scotia. :thumbs:

Ohhhh, I see. :thumbs:

I really should take the time to read some things before I spout off at the keyboard...........I'll take it under advisement.

[NB2K]

Ohhhh, I see. :thumbs:

I really should take the time to read some things before I spout off at the keyboard...........I'll take it under advisement.

Pffft...

If I wanted to read, I'd go to school.

[themonk]

Pffft...

If I wanted to read, I'd go to school.

I'd go to a library.

[lander]

Ohhhh, I see. :thumbs:

I really should take the time to read some things before I spout off at the keyboard...........I'll take it under advisement.

If it makes you feel any better...I had a smart ass comment all ready to go for Yerf Dog telling him that wasn't an F1 car when I decided to click the link. :rofl::hi:

[69camfrk]

I love open wheel racing:leaving:

I make exceptions for dirt track cars, modifieds, etc. Outlaw Sprints...well hellz yeah. Now that is some serious racin'. F1, Indy cars....I didn't know anyone watched that anymore either.:cheers:

[Lrod]

People still watch Formula One?

The rest of the world does:hurray: