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Will
05-05-2011, 10:56am
I feel like such a dick. I was mean to the post office guy today.

I sat in the living room all day yesterday to make SURE we could receive an overnight package my MIL had sent with perishables in it (homemade pasta sauce).

No one ever buzzed or came and knocked on the door. I did hear a knocking sound around 1pm, but it turns out it was just a neighbor hammering. But when I went down to open the door (apartment building with 2 units), the mail had been delivered that day and the neighbor had a non-perishable package that was left just inside the building door. In addition to no one ever ringing the buzzer, no note was left saying they attempted to deliver.

Today my MIL went to the post office down in Jacksonville, and they claimed delivery was attempted up here (Long Island). :rolleyes:

So I had to go to the post office to pick it up. She gave me the package number.

I show up at the post office here and give them the package number and my ID. Tell them the package is addressed to my wife and give them the address. THEY WON'T LET ME HAVE IT because I don't live here and have nothing proving I live at the address since I don't live there. Then the guy tells me that I needed to be at home in the address to take delivery.

I lost it. I got agitated and told them a couple times that I sat in the living room all day PRECISELY because this stupid package was coming and we've had problems here in the past, and NO ONE ever rang the buzzer or walked up the stairs and knocked on the door, either one would have sufficed. No slip left either.

Then they offer to deliver the package ANOTHER day late, and put it on the truck tomorrow since they had already gone out for the day.

I yelled at the guy and left. I did come back in after a couple minutes and apologized for being mean to him since he wasn't the delivery man and is just a guy who has to follow policy like a robot, but it did not soothe my guilt and I still feel like a total dick, especially since I worked retail for a decade and KNOW first-hand that even as you move up the chain into management (1) your hands are tied in some instances and you can't do a damn thing about it (2) you have to take so much SHIT dealing with the masses on a daily basis.

I hope my apology was at least enough to prevent his day from being ruined. I did just raise my voice and didn't call him any names or swear. But now my day is a lost cause because I'm going to feel like a horrible ass-hole all day.


Hope you enjoyed this thrilling tale of woe.

NeedSpeed
05-05-2011, 10:59am
Why didn't she just overnight it with fedex or ups??

Sea Six
05-05-2011, 10:59am
Stop using the USPS.

You'll be glad you did.

I can't even remember the last time I licked a stamp. :thumbs:

longhorn341
05-05-2011, 11:00am
Say 5 Hail Mary's and donate 200,000 barn bucks into my account and all is forgiven.

Will
05-05-2011, 11:01am
Why didn't she just overnight it with fedex or ups??

Beats me. I sure as hell would have from the start.

Stop using the USPS.

You'll be glad you did.


Now that this has happened a THIRD damn time, MIL says she won't use them anymore.

NeedSpeed
05-05-2011, 11:06am
Stop using the USPS.

You'll be glad you did.

I can't even remember the last time I licked a stamp. :thumbs:

They're all stickers now :D

Yerf Dog
05-05-2011, 11:06am
Stop using the USPS.

You'll be glad you did.

I can't even remember the last time I licked a stamp. :thumbs:

Considering they've been mostly self-stick since 2002.... :D

Sea Six
05-05-2011, 11:20am
They're all stickers now :D

Considering they've been mostly self-stick since 2002.... :D

Well, that tells you something right there. I'm still on the last roll of 100 stamps I bought many, many years ago. There are about 20 left on the roll, I think.

:rofl:

NeedSpeed
05-05-2011, 11:27am
Well, that tells you something right there. I'm still on the last roll of 100 stamps I bought many, many years ago. There are about 20 left on the roll, I think.

:rofl:

You'd probably need them all for one letter now. :leaving:

Yerf Dog
05-05-2011, 11:28am
You'd probably need them all for one letter now. :leaving:

:iagree::rofl:

w!ngnut
05-05-2011, 12:01pm
Poor ole' guy working the counter at the USPS office was probably a former Navy SEAL just trying to do his job and has to listen to all the jacklegs coming in disrespecting him ...complaining and yelling at him for just doing his job. Then they come back to offer an apology and still refer to him as a robot. :rofl: Good thing he didn't go postal on your azz. :lol:

RetiredSFC 97
05-05-2011, 12:07pm
I wouldn't have apolgized. i've had my run ins with those nitwits more than once.

Once, while living in a sub division that was on their rural routes, and at the very end of the street mind you. I go out to get the mail one saturday and all I see is this note saying we could not deliver your mail because a vehicle was parked in front of your mailbox.

I stood there looking as stupid as the driver must have been for leaving the note, scratching my head.

I go to the PO the next monday and hand the note to the Post Master and ask him to explain.

The sucker didn't skip a beat. said they can't deliver mail if the mailman cannot drive up to the box.

So I ask him, what's the policy on delivering stupid notes then? he just looked at me with a WTF look on his face.

theriver
05-05-2011, 3:12pm
He's a Long Island nitwit, he's heard worse, and deserves it all.

signed, from LI

Sea Six
05-05-2011, 6:00pm
You'd probably need them all for one letter now. :leaving:

I used to put a shitload of the 1¢ stamps on the envelope (like five IIRC), but I finally gave up after they raised it a couple of more times and just started using two first class stamps. I don't even know what the current first class rate is. I'm sure I'm throwing money away.

:mad:

MEANZ06
05-05-2011, 6:16pm
I used to put a shitload of the 1¢ stamps on the envelope (like five IIRC), but I finally gave up after they raised it a couple of more times and just started using two first class stamps. I don't even know what the current first class rate is. I'm sure I'm throwing money away.
:mad:

Ballah... :cool1:

vetterdstr
05-05-2011, 6:27pm
I didnt think your a horrible person... I know a few people who are and at least one or two more posting in this thread.. :rofl:

Omega Man
05-05-2011, 6:57pm
Stop acting like such a *****. The post office sucks. That is what happens when the GOV and a Union screws.

Why in the hell would someone send pasta sauce through the mail? Tell the MIL to not be such a cheap FEK and package it with dry ice or something to make sure it can last through the shipping process.

MrPeabody
05-05-2011, 7:04pm
Stop acting like such a *****. The post office sucks. That is what happens when the GOV and a Union screws.

Why in the hell would someone send pasta sauce through the mail? Tell the MIL to not be such a cheap FEK and package it with dry ice or something to make sure it can last through the shipping process.

She's probably trying to give him food poisoning.:lol: