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Ever notice that as soon as a woman starts breathing hard, their legs automatically spread? It's a primal involuntary instinct -- Mother Nature is making sure their semen receptacle is easily available.
They're usually spread by the time you get your hand in there.
It's just another of nature's interesting undeniable truths . . .
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Big bob
11-30-2023, 9:08pm
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Torqaholic
11-30-2023, 9:19pm
Dated a girl who had safety pinned her zipper closed. We steamed the car windows up pretty good but it didn't work on her.
This thread is about the studies of primal anthropology, not filthy modern wet-***** slut stuff! https://i.imgur.com/jkx6Zdo.gif
Torqaholic
11-30-2023, 9:42pm
This thread is about the studies of primal anthropology, not filthy modern wet-***** slut stuff! https://i.imgur.com/jkx6Zdo.gif
Oh, well in that case I'd not disagree with the thesis. She did not object to where I put my hands as long as they didn't get past that safety pin :rofl:
Big bob
11-30-2023, 9:43pm
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Steve_R
11-30-2023, 10:25pm
Ever notice that as soon as a woman starts breathing hard, their legs automatically spread? It's a primal involuntary instinct -- Mother Nature is making sure their semen receptacle is easily available.
They're usually spread by the time you get your hand in there.
It's just another of nature's interesting undeniable truths . . .
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https://i.ibb.co/7vcB4v8/in-bed.gif
Finally got in crazy lady’s pants, huh? :cert:
Finally got in crazy lady’s pants, huh? :cert:
I wish. :( No contact in several weeks, per last post in the Night Owl thread. She knows my number. :eek:
A couple years ago, still in her knee brace from the skiing accident. What a ****ing body. This is what people do when they get to this country after growing up in a communist country (Ukraine). They realize the opportunities and are not held back by physical problems. Compare to our younger spoiled generations.
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Sexual comments about women in general: I'm just drawing on the past 57 years of experience in the matter. https://i.postimg.cc/8PLK1KBc/egypt.gif https://i.postimg.cc/8PLK1KBc/egypt.gif https://i.postimg.cc/8PLK1KBc/egypt.gif
dvarapala
11-30-2023, 11:03pm
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Big bob
12-01-2023, 8:59am
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Jughead
12-01-2023, 12:03pm
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markids77
12-01-2023, 10:01pm
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I want to put her on infinite loop.
Raazor
12-02-2023, 11:37pm
uhBHL3v4d3I
:fastguy:
TheFakeBadger
12-03-2023, 12:39am
Ever notice that as soon as a woman starts breathing hard, their legs automatically spread? It's a primal involuntary instinct -- Mother Nature is making sure their semen receptacle is easily available.
They're usually spread by the time you get your hand in there.
It's just another of nature's interesting undeniable truths . . .
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https://i.ibb.co/7vcB4v8/in-bed.gif
Spending your social security check on hookers again?
TheFakeBadger
12-03-2023, 12:43am
Jane Seymour:
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Pretty much impossible for you to get one half that good since it would take a couple months of social security checks and we know how bad you boomers are at saving money up.
Spending your social security check on hookers again?
The Fake Badger! :Jeff '79: :funniest:
:thumbsup:
Pretty much impossible for you to get one half that good since it would take a couple months of social security checks and we know how bad you boomers are at saving money up.
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TheFakeBadger
12-03-2023, 1:01am
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You think that's funny boomer? I'm too busy working and paying my FICA taxes so you boomers can sit around and post cartoons.
You think that's funny boomer? I'm too busy working and paying my FICA taxes so you boomers can sit around and post cartoons.
Thanks! Work hard!
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TheFakeBadger
12-03-2023, 1:13am
Thanks! Work hard!
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Where did I say I work hard?
Where did I say I work hard?
Link.
TheFakeBadger
12-03-2023, 1:44am
Link.
How can I link something I never said? You boomers are the ones who are always making statements you can't back up. The same as you spending my FICA taxes I am forced to contribute and I don't even get a thanks.
Steve_R
12-03-2023, 6:40am
:troll:
For yooman members only:
Who was cuter in their prime?
Sally Field:
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Or Linda Ronstadt:
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Steve_R
12-03-2023, 9:44am
For yooman members only:
Who was cuter in their prime?
Sally Field:
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Or Linda Ronstadt:
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Are you ShrimplyPibbles?
Big bob
12-03-2023, 9:52am
Who would have thought Delusional Doug was the smart one puppeteering his worshipping moronic minions.
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You think that's funny boomer? I'm too busy working and paying my FICA taxes so you boomers can sit around and post cartoons.
:lol:
For yooman members only:
Who was cuter in their prime?
Sally Field:
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Or Linda Ronstadt:
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Ronstadt, hands down. :yesnod:
Ronstadt, hands down. :yesnod:
I've never been able to pick one over the other. :cry:
If they were completely naked it would help, but probably not an option. :shrug:
Onebadcad
12-03-2023, 10:19am
Can we trade the annoying badger for the fake one??
04 commemorative
12-03-2023, 10:34am
Ronstadt, hands down. :yesnod:
:iagree::hump:
Pretty much impossible for you to get one half that good since it would take a couple months of social security checks and we know how bad you boomers are at saving money up.
We don't have to save up. We got the dumb and young pricks like you working to keep money coming for us to spend.
Now get your ass back to work. :yaddy:
So Thanks,
A Boomer
Can we trade the annoying badger for the fake one??
The Real Badger is also fake. :Jeff '79:
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