Oh no, that sucks. Anyway......America hating soccer player Megan Rapinoe bankrupt

[Bill]

https://billbordi.com/2023/10/17/i-have-no-choice-megan-rapinoe-files-for-bankruptcy/


“I Have No Choice” – Megan Rapinoe Files for Bankruptcy
October 17, 2023 ·

Megan Rapinoe’s career came to a disappointing end marked by a series of setbacks. Her decision to kneel during the National Anthem and a glaring miss during the World Cup tarnished her reputation, leading to the loss of endorsements and the promising broadcasting career she had envisioned post-retirement.

Today, the once-prominent athlete is facing unexpected challenges in finding employment. During a candid conversation with her friend Joanne at their recent mahjong gathering, she confided, “I’m left with no choice but to file for federal bankruptcy protection, and it looks like I’ll have to sell my house.”

It’s a stark illustration of the adage “you reap what you sow,” commonly known as “go woke, go broke.” Rapinoe’s hardships have left her with little choice but to contemplate downsizing, potentially becoming a renter within the next week.

She’s now exploring opportunities with discount furniture chains or even car dealerships in the hope of securing a stable income. However, she acknowledges that even with these options, it may be challenging to continue living in California.

This predicament is partly a result of her relocation to the West Coast, which some refer to as “America’s communist state.” Notably, there is a notorious individual with a bushy beard who has been known to engage in unsanitary behavior in public places, particularly in San Francisco, contributing to a pervasive odor issue.

Matters concerning public drug use on the streets are also problematic, as seen in cities like Philadelphia. In deep-blue Massachusetts, laws have been enacted to prevent indiscriminate police actions, allowing citizens to seek legal recourse when necessary.

Rapinoe may find herself confronting a stark reality as she navigates her new circumstances, perhaps even residing near some of the challenges faced by the less fortunate. The situation serves as a reflection of the diverse and complex aspects of American society.


Edit: This is possible satire, I don't see anyone major reporting on this. I'll leave it up as possible satire, then voluntarily boneyard the thread if I don't see any corroboration reporting elsewhere.

[Unsuspicious]

Overestimated her own influence and intelligence as well as her finances. Rainbow allies can't support anything since all their money goes to surgeons. Life is tough, moreso if you've surrounded yourself with feeble flagellating chaff as a fan base.

She'll certainly use this opportunity to say it's because she made less than men in the sport

[Raazor]

FAFO :yesnod:

[Vandelay Industries]

https://img.izismile.com/img/img13/20200901/gifs/college_decisions_are_never_the_best_decisions_14.gif

[Vette40th]

Oh well. She chose poorly...

[Swany00]

ha ha, bitch

[kingpin]

Not sure if it's true but great if it is.
That site looks like the digital version of The Enquirer.

[dvarapala]

The Schadenfreude is strong in this thread :lol:

[IB4TL]

Not sure if it's true but great if it is.
That site looks like the digital version of The Enquirer.

I'm not finding any credible news sources reporting this which is disappointing.

[Louie Detroit]

Not sure if it's true but great if it is.
That site looks like the digital version of The Enquirer.

The article comes across as satire to me. :yesnod:

[Frankie the Fink]

I suspect her next job won't be too demanding...only requires asking, "Do you want dipping sauce with that order?" through a small window.

[DJ_Critterus]

is she scared of soda fountains and willing to split rent with racoons?

[zeek]

Gotta love Karma!:D

[Jughead]

https://twitter.com/TiffMoodNukes/status/1728885606862975248

[TheHammer]

Maybe she could do some jock itch commercials, or suck face insurance commercials with one of her teammates?

[Tikiman]

I think the reality of the situation is that she is encountering difficulty finding a company who will accept her toxic viewpoints and anti-America stance. She is a vile and disgusting leftist. She has made that well known. I'm sure she will find refuge somewhere, but everyone knows just who she really is.

[Vandelay Industries]

It's all Trump's fault. :yesnod:

[TheHammer]

Any openings on The View? For a janitor, then work her way up to guest host?

[DJ_Critterus]

Not sure if it's true but great if it is.
That site looks like the digital version of The Enquirer.

Maybe the lunatic dyke could use some lessons in nutology to support her new life style....

[Dan47]

Looks like a movie version of the typical leftist P.E. teacher. Might be a place for her there?

[ptindall]

Overestimated her own influence and intelligence as well as her finances.

Oh great, another UD thread.

[Jughead]

Lesbian girls private school soccer coach.

:seasix:

[Louie Detroit]

I think the reality of the situation is that she is encountering difficulty finding a company who will accept her toxic viewpoints and anti-America stance. She is a vile and disgusting leftist. She has made that well known. I'm sure she will find refuge somewhere, but everyone knows just who she really is.

Yup - corporate America had it’s fling with the alphabet people and through the Bud Light débâcle decided it’s time to move on to the next hip, shiny thing.

[Tikiman]

Yup - corporate America had it’s fling with the alphabet people and through the Bud Light débâcle decided it’s time to move on to the next hip, shiny thing.


Let's hope so.



Something I was pondering the other day. I think the left's sudden infatuation with everything gay and trans will eventually run its course. What will happen to all the low IQ, low self-esteem people who fell for it and made life-altering decisions to be popular? I see this happening in the next 8 to 10 years. All the leftards who went and got their ears stretched, face and neck tats, piercings, and got their junk cut off will be left out in the cold. Nobody is going to hire them for anything more than the most menial job - and one where the customer cannot see them. I predict a lot of really unhappy people. Going to be a huge demand for mental therapists.

[Craig]

Well…maybe not…


Fact Check: Satirical claim that Megan Rapinoe filed for bankruptcy taken seriously

https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/satirical-claim-that-megan-rapinoe-filed-bankruptcy-taken-seriously-2023-11-28/

[Onebadcad]

her face, personality and soul are bankrupt

[Aerovette]

I think the reality of the situation is that she is encountering difficulty finding a company who will accept her toxic viewpoints and anti-America stance. She is a vile and disgusting leftist. She has made that well known. I'm sure she will find refuge somewhere, but everyone knows just who she really is.

Has she tried:

Dick's Sporting Goods
Starbucks
Target
Nike
Disney

It's like she isn't even trying. :island14:

[Onebadcad]

Has she tried:

Dick's Sporting Goods
Starbucks
Target
Nike
Disney

It's like she isn't even trying. :island14:

Add bud light, ufc, lego, pfizer, etc...

[Aerovette]

Yup - corporate America had it’s fling with the alphabet people and through the Bud Light débâcle decided it’s time to move on to the next hip, shiny thing.

I am not sure this is the case. For example Disney released a statement that they have realized their political positions have negatively impacted their business.

What they DIDN'T say is that they will change anything. They are seeing this as a cost of doing business as society recalibrates. No lessons learned, just an accepting of the situation.

[Wathen1955]

FAFO :yesnod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1ci0A6M1PQ

[ZipZap]

Mahjong? Seems legit:rofl:

[Patsgarage]

Screw that guy.

[zsr22]

I am not sure this is the case. For example Disney released a statement that they have realized their political positions have negatively impacted their business.

What they DIDN'T say is that they will change anything. They are seeing this as a cost of doing business as society recalibrates. No lessons learned, just an accepting of the situation.

Until one of these companies acknowledge they ****ed up AND cleans house, nothing will change. It's like a restaurant acknowledging their chef spitting in everyone's food has negatively impacted their business. But don't worry, they're changing their menu.

Same chef. Same spit. Different food.

[Budman]

What skills does she bring to an employer?

Playing with balls?

[Tikiman]

What skills does she bring to an employer?

Playing with balls?

She’s too ugly for Only Fans.

[Louie Detroit]

She’s too ugly for Only Fans.

Maybe try Only Dykes?

[Bill]

She’s too ugly for Only Fans.

Are you kidding? She practically saved Victoria's Secret. Who wouldn't be inspired to buy underwear after seeing fantastic ads like this:

https://www.fashiongonerogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Megan-Rapinoe-Victorias-Secret-2022-Photoshoot07.jpg

[zsr22]

She’s too ugly for Only Fans.


It will be just like her soccer games. We'll call it Only A Few Fans.

[Louie Detroit]

Thanks Bill, I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

[Unsuspicious]

Thanks Bill, I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

Makes sense if your tastes are more rosie sized

[zsr22]

Thanks Bill, I just threw up a bit in my mouth.


That's the hetero in you overflowing out.