If you could sue anyone for anything....

[DJ_Critterus]

...who would it be and what's the reason.

Me, I'd sue Gal Gadot for not doing any nude scenes with me. :yesnod:

[Bruze]

Who?

[DJ_Critterus]

Who?

The Chick in the last two wonder woman movies.

[Bruze]

The Chick in the last two wonder woman movies.

Dint watch. :shrug:

[Steve_R]

I'd sue Joe Bidumb for every penny his family has stolen from the American people. Why? Because he's an incompetent fool.

I'd win easily. :dixie:

[sublime1996525]

I'd sue Joe Bidumb for every penny his family has stolen from the American people. Why? Because he's an incompetent fool.

I'd win easily. :dixie:

Could you imagine if we could sue every politician for what they stole?

[DJ_Critterus]

Could you imagine if we could sue every politician for what they stole?

We'd have no politicians :hurray:

[RED-85-Z51]

She's built like a 12 year old boy...whatever gets you off.

[DJ_Critterus]

I wouldn't pass that up
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61kX6DBX9qL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg

[Bruze]

She's built like a 12 year old boy...whatever gets you off.

A bit different than Lynda Carter:


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[DJ_Critterus]

Here's the thing, Linda is easy on the eyes and she was gorgeous back in the day. Now, she's too old to be a cougar for my liking.

[sublime1996525]

We'd have no politicians :hurray:

It would be amazing!

[Vandelay Industries]

We'd have no politicians :hurray:

Don't tease me like that.

https://y.yarn.co/ff1d53cd-90c2-4da5-aaca-9a60c0b01109_text.gif

[Bruze]

Here's the thing, Linda is easy on the eyes and she was gorgeous back in the day. Now, she's too old to be a cougar for my liking.

Hey, she's a year younger than me! :hurray:

TBH, most women I see when I'm out and about, around my age, are totally unattractive.

Once in a while I see one maybe 65-ish, who is quite nice. I saw several in the past few weeks.

[bsmith]

She's built like a 12 year old boy...whatever gets you off.

have you met aerovette?
You guys should hang out.

[Bill]

She's built like a 12 year old boy...whatever gets you off.

IBTC

[LATB]

Boomers. Lots and lots of boomers.

But, I won’t have to. They’ll die and leave all their crap to others soon enough.

Define “others”.

[Steve_R]

Boomers. Lots and lots of boomers.

But, I won’t have to. They’ll die and leave all their crap to others soon enough.


It must suck going through life pissed off and bitter.

[Aerovette]

I would sue school districts that allow twerking trannies on the campus.
I would sue municipalities that pulled down statues of historical figures.
I would sue the DOJ and FBI for corruption and zero accountability.

[Aerovette]

have you met aerovette?
You guys should hang out.

Wait, what? :island14:

[Onebadcad]

I would sue the Dolphins, they have been providing a sub-standard product at a premium price for over 20 years.

There are others, but the above would be my first pursuit.

[bsmith]

Wait, what? :island14:

You guys both seem to have unrealistic expectations in women.
it was a joke.

[Bruze]

It must suck going through life pissed off and bitter.

They're the young'uns that are on mind-altering prescribed meds, get an AR and go shoot up a bunch of school kids.

If The Sewer Rat stops posting, we'll know that "he's"(?) getting prepared. :rofl:

[Onebadcad]

Actually, my second would be GM, as the build quality, engine specifics (non-balanced LT4) and craptastic interior are all abysmal in my '15 C7Z,,, very shameful for a $109K car.

[Aerovette]

You guys both seem to have unrealistic expectations in women.
it was a joke.

The shame of it is the expectation that women won't weigh 200lbs with 75lbs dedicated to their fat ass. :D

I am attracted to 4'11 - 5'4", 100-125lbs, moderate to small tits, firm ass, and no hail damage. :drool:

[Don Rickles]

I, sued myself once. I won!

[Aerovette]

I, sued myself once. I won!

I hope you took yourself for every dime ! You had it coming...and you deserved it. :Jeff '79:

[Vandelay Industries]

I hope you took yourself for every dime ! You had it coming...and you deserved it. :Jeff '79:

He did, but his Jewish lawyer kept it all.

[OnPoint]

He did, but his Jewish lawyer kept it all.

He should have simply heeded his cease and desist notice to himself.

But, noooooo. He just had to persist with the lies, the attacks and the dog-pile antics. . . .

[Unsuspicious]

Sue Best Buy for not being the best buy.
Sue Panda Express for not serving panda.
Sue Dick's

[Don Rickles]

He did, but his Jewish lawyer kept it all.

Right! And He was the most inexpensive one I could hire….:D

[GTOguy]

Boomers. Lots and lots of boomers.

But, I won’t have to. They’ll die and leave all their crap to others soon enough.

**** THAT. I'm getting buried in all my old musclecars with all my neat stuff.

We're not leaving squat for you young, microwave oven VHS babies.

[GTOguy]

If I could sue anybody for anything? I would sue Doug for half of his hair and 5 inches of height. And maybe the upper plate.

[OnPoint]

Right! And He was the most inexpensive one I could hire….:D

Inexpensive.
Jewish lawyer.

Pick any one.

[bsmith]

The shame of it is the expectation that women won't weigh 200lbs with 75lbs dedicated to their fat ass. :D

I am attracted to 4'11 - 5'4", 100-125lbs, moderate to small tits, firm ass, and no hail damage. :drool:

reminds me of the videos I have seen about the expectations women have.

https://igotstandardsbro.com

[GTOguy]

reminds me of the videos I have seen about the expectations women have.

https://igotstandardsbro.com

At the age most of us guys here are, the reality is that the money and stability become the main attractions for a younger woman who needs a daddy. I can't tell you how many fat, bald, old graybeards I see on farting Harleys or in late model Corvettes who think they're 'the shit'. Pathetic.

Time to go for my walk. This 'no Yadkin' format SUCKS.

[Aerovette]

reminds me of the videos I have seen about the expectations women have.

https://igotstandardsbro.com

I always laugh at the absolutely asinine surveys that say a woman's favorite quality in a man is their sense of humor. That is such complete and utter bullshit. The reality is that a sense of humor is the number one thing they look for in an ATTRACTIVE man. It doesn't matter how funny you are, if your appearance frightens children and small animals, you're done.

[Bill]

I, sued myself once. I won!

Loss of consortium claim?

[Onebadcad]

I was at the neighborhood Publix on Friday, and for the first time in a long time I decided to buy some gatorade.
Well, it is no longer sold in the 64oz size, you can get a 32oz size, but 90% of the shelf space is for their 16oz 8-packs.

I guess some dipshit from the fed gov decided that adults need help in regulating their gatorade intake--which ahole fed agency can I sue??

[Vandelay Industries]

:troll:

[Don Rickles]

Loss of consortium claim?

I, was delighted!

Myself, was devastated!

[bsmith]

I always laugh at the absolutely asinine surveys that say a woman's favorite quality in a man is their sense of humor. That is such complete and utter bullshit. The reality is that a sense of humor is the number one thing they look for in an ATTRACTIVE man. It doesn't matter how funny you are, if your appearance frightens children and small animals, you're done.

Not always.
You just need to find a blind woman like I did.
Sadly, she's too tall for your taste.

[Aerovette]

Not always.
You just need to find a blind woman like I did.
Sadly, she's too tall for your taste.

If a woman is extremely tall, then her taste will be easy.

[bsmith]

If a woman is extremely tall, then her taste will be easy.

my wife is 5'6", so not extremely tall. :lol:

[Taurus]

I once applied for an internal posting for a Regional VP position with a previous employer many years ago when I was in my late 50's. I was granted an interview, unwillingly it seemed, by the CEO. His first question to me was "at your age, what long term value can you bring to the company. After all, you'll just be retiring in a few years and we expect long term commitments from our senior staff". I asked what that meant and was told he has found that guys my age are just looking to ride it out until they retire.

I left that company two weeks later and seriously considered suing them but having received a like position at another firm there really were no damages so I let it go but needless to say I was unhappy.

Wait............ I wonder if that was the badger guy?

[GTOguy]

I wouldn’t expect any different. Eat your young, right?


Yep. They're useless as houseplants anyway. May as well Soylent Green their ass and get something out of it. :seasix:

[Steve_R]

I once applied for an internal posting for a Regional VP position with a previous employer many years ago when I was in my late 50's. I was granted an interview, unwillingly it seemed, by the CEO. His first question to me was "at your age, what long term value can you bring to the company. After all, you'll just be retiring in a few years and we expect long term commitments from our senior staff". I asked what that meant and was told he has found that guys my age are just looking to ride it out until they retire.

I left that company two weeks later and seriously considered suing them but having received a like position at another firm there really were no damages so I let it go but needless to say I was unhappy.

Wait............ I wonder if that was the badger guy?


I don't think the angry rodent is a CEO. :Jeff '79:

[Taurus]

I don't think the angry rodent is a CEO. :Jeff '79:

I thought he was, I remember a conversation about flying on the corporate jet with our CEO and how I didn't like it. He replied you should try it with me or something along those lines.

[Anjdog2003]

Hey, she's a year younger than me! :hurray:





So is Joan Collins.

[Anjdog2003]

Boomers. Lots and lots of boomers.

But, I won’t have to. They’ll die and leave all their crap to others soon enough.




But they won't leave any SS for you.

:funniest::funniest::funniest::funniest::funniest::funniest::funnier::funnier::funnier::funnier::funnier::funnier::Jeff '79::Jeff '79::Jeff '79::Jeff '79::Jeff '79::funniest::funniest::funniest::funniest::funniest::funniest::funnier::funnier::funnier::funnier::funnier::funnier::Jeff '79:

[GTOguy]

So is Joan Collins.

And Keith Richards is younger than Joan Collins! :rofl:

[Bill]

So is Joan Collins.

What about Joan Crawford?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQBJfQhpw_U

[Anjdog2003]

I’m not expecting any.





Good, because i plan on spending it all with all my Boomer friends. Will let the Democratic Party and your investments take care of you.


https://youtu.be/ido6NrjGi2o?si=EurczpAZnVkJHkNS

[Dan47]

I thought he was, I remember a conversation about flying on the corporate jet with our CEO and how I didn't like it. He replied you should try it with me or something along those lines.

I’m a CEO too. I might be able to swing a twofer on a greyhound. :yesnod: Let me know asap, cheaper when I book early.