Meanwhile, Over at the Target Stores Marketing Department......

[Bill]

https://media.communities.win/post/pARpykNGDz4c.jpeg

[Frankie the Fink]

Until they sell a Festivus pole I'll just stick with Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Festivus-Pole-8-Inch-Desktop-Grievance/dp/B07KPSH1B1/ref=sr_1_14?crid=2WHWP4UGXOIL2&keywords=festivus+pole&qid=1700057604&sprefix=festivus+pole%2Caps%2C104&sr=8-14

[slewfoot]

https://i.imgur.com/sEKxwHq.jpg

[Tikiman]

The left and their weird obsession with anything gay or trans. :rofl:


Personally, it is hard to beat a good old fashioned farting Santa. I pull him out of the box every year and put a couple of fresh AA batteries in him and he provides comedy gold all season long. I give his finger a squeeze every time I walk by him. He farts, spins around, and has witty sayings like "My bag's a little lighter now!"

[slewfoot]

I bet you're the only one in the house who thinks it's funny every time you pull his finger. :D

[Unsuspicious]

Imagine all the joy and laughter of children these products bring about







in the chinese children that are making them

[Tikiman]

I bet you're the only one in the house who thinks it's funny every time you pull his finger. :D

My poor wife has been putting up with me for 42 years now. I figure she's used to suffering.

About seven or eight years ago, I purchased a dozen of these things and sent one out to every member of our family. It was epic! :rofl:

[Onebadcad]

As a rule, for me and all family members and many of my neighbors who greatly rely on my advice, for decades, maybe longer, without waiver, without interruption, with great prejudice, early and often and infrequent when available, I only buy 100% of my Christmas (and Easter and Thanksgiving) decorations and party favorites at the local liquor storeS--notice the 'S' as I buy a lot!!

[Onebadcad]

https://www.amazon.com/Pull-My-Finger-Farting-Santa/dp/B0006IDLRA/ref=sr_1_3?hvadid=604563645556&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9011891&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=b&hvrand=1860560175633755062&hvtargid=kwd-386914039877&hydadcr=25306_13465392&keywords=farting+santa+toy&qid=1700065366&sr=8-3


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[Aerovette]

It's HANDI CLAUS !!

Up on the housetop the wheels do pause
Rolling in old Handi Claus
Down through the chimney with a length of rope
Another sip of eggnog to help him cope

[Tikiman]

https://www.amazon.com/Pull-My-Finger-Farting-Santa/dp/B0006IDLRA/ref=sr_1_3?hvadid=604563645556&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9011891&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=b&hvrand=1860560175633755062&hvtargid=kwd-386914039877&hydadcr=25306_13465392&keywords=farting+santa+toy&qid=1700065366&sr=8-3


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It's a Christmas tradition. :yesnod:

[Onebadcad]

It's a Christmas tradition. :yesnod:

Great Christmas Family Tradition Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ji_byLzeBk

[AUTOHOLIC]

My poor wife has been putting up with me for 42 years now. I figure she's used to suffering.

About seven or eight years ago, I purchased a dozen of these things and sent one out to every member of our family. It was epic! :rofl:

I gave all of the kids Magic 8 balls a few years ago and told them it would answer all life’s questions.

[LATB]

I gave all of the kids Magic 8 balls a few years ago and told them it would answer all life’s questions.

They get hookers with those 8-balls?

[Black94lt1]

I’m so ordering this for a white elephant gift

https://www.amazon.com/Pull-My-Finger-Farting-Santa/dp/B0006IDLRA/ref=sr_1_3?hvadid=604563645556&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9011891&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=b&hvrand=1860560175633755062&hvtargid=kwd-386914039877&hydadcr=25306_13465392&keywords=farting+santa+toy&qid=1700065366&sr=8-3


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[zsr22]

Great Christmas Family Tradition Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ji_byLzeBk


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:banana:

[DJ_Critterus]

Check this out.... they hired someone who vowed to cause trouble for going against the fag, child grooming, and PeePee remover crowds.

https://www.outkick.com/target-hires-pride-strategist-who-vows-to-make-trouble-debuts-rainbow-nutcrackers-for-christmas/

Target Hires Pride Strategist Who Vows To ‘Make Trouble,’ Debuts Rainbow Nutcrackers For Christmas

[Tikiman]

Check this out.... they hired someone who vowed to cause trouble for going against the fag, child grooming, and PeePee remover crowds.


Seeing how well their sales did after the June fiasco, I'm sure this woke moron will try to out-do the Heinerscheid idiot.

[DJ_Critterus]

Seeing how well their sales did after the June fiasco, I'm sure this woke moron will try to out-do the Heinerscheid idiot.

He's gonna need a bigger bag of dicks :yesnod:

[Vandelay Industries]

Target's doing great, they haven't lost any money! I'm doing all of my holiday shopping there this year!!

Fukking boomers!

[Aerovette]

Target's doing great, they haven't lost any money! I'm doing all of my holiday shopping there this year!!

Fukking boomers!

Bud Light's doing great, they haven't lost any money! I'm drinking one now with my life partner.

[Onebadcad]

Appears that the Woke Police have yet to target (pun intended) Home Depot, where you can buy various demographics of nutcrackers:

https://www.homedepot.com/b/Holiday-Decorations-Christmas-Decorations/Nutcracker/N-5yc1vZcgxoZ1z185va