Has anyone here ever monkeyed around with a Ouija Board?

[Louie Detroit]

And had evil shit happen shortly thereafter? I've never had a problem like that myself. Any scary stories?

[slewfoot]

And had evil shit happen shortly thereafter? I've never had a problem like that myself. Any scary stories?

Yeh, I was attack by my aunt when I was in High School. :D

I always thought the game was bullshit. One day my mother said my aunt was coming over to play the game. I gave mom my opinion and she told me to stay away.

So I was in the other room watching tv taunting them. Got up to get a refill and while I was in the kitchen, words were exchange with my aunt. I went back and continued to watch tv.

Couple minutes later, my aunt followed by mom came in and stood over me. My aunt said "I think I deserve an apology."

I replied "what if I don't give you one." Next thing I knew, this little 100 pounder was on top beating the hell out of me. Mom backed off and stayed out of it.

[higgyburners]

Yes....Stay away :leaving:

[04 commemorative]

Yeh, I was attack by my aunt when I was in High School. :D

I always thought the game was bullshit. One day my mother said my aunt was coming over to play the game. I gave mom my opinion and she told me to stay away.

So I was in the other room watching tv taunting them. Got up to get a refill and while I was in the kitchen, words were exchange with my aunt. I went back and continued to watch tv.

Couple minutes later, my aunt followed by mom came in and stood over me. My aunt said "I think I deserve an apology."

I replied "what if I don't give you one." Next thing I knew, this little 100 pounder was on top beating the hell out of me. Mom backed off and stayed out of it.

Your mom backed off ? ! ....You should have traded her in for a mom that would protect her young

[DJ_Critterus]

Your mom backed off ? ! ....You should have traded her in for a mom that would protect her young

it does explain a lot of his ****ed up politics and claims of not being a raging liberal.

[Unsuspicious]

I bet the board doesn't work if the people playing can't spell
Ouija board racist

[slewfoot]

Your mom backed off ? ! ....You should have traded her in for a mom that would protect her young


Nah, mom was an old school disciplinarian and at 5' 10", she could handle me and you know teens have a smart mouth. Even though I'm 6'1", I was better off with my aunt kicking my ass..

I was never "grounded' a day in my life. Drags out the punishment. Mom just got it all over with.

[04 commemorative]

Well anyway, as kids we did play with one but not sure I would these days

[Vandelay Industries]

I bet the board doesn't work if the people playing can't spell
Ouija board racist

They need a Ouibonics board.

[Vandelay Industries]

https://debbie-johansson.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/no-thanks-ouija-board-meme.jpg

https://i.imgflip.com/2n8uzq.jpg

[Jughead]

Yeh, I was attack by my aunt when I was in High School. :D

I always thought the game was bullshit. One day my mother said my aunt was coming over to play the game. I gave mom my opinion and she told me to stay away.

So I was in the other room watching tv taunting them. Got up to get a refill and while I was in the kitchen, words were exchange with my aunt. I went back and continued to watch tv.

Couple minutes later, my aunt followed by mom came in and stood over me. My aunt said "I think I deserve an apology."

I replied "what if I don't give you one." Next thing I knew, this little 100 pounder was on top beating the hell out of me. Mom backed off and stayed out of it.


so did you bang your aunt after?

[Onebadcad]

Fake scary crap, like seances and poltergeists and black cats (racist??) and hillary's thing she calls a face.

[Aerovette]

it does explain a lot of his ****ed up politics and claims of not being a raging liberal.

Wait, what? :eek:

[Aerovette]

https://i.imgflip.com/85m1tj.jpg

[Hardluck]

it does explain a lot of his ****ed up politics and claims of not being a raging liberal.

Apparently he got brain damage from the beating!:yesnod:

[Egnalf]

1986, ten of us were messing around with it and drinking on a ski vacation. It got weird, but we just thought it was the booze and our minds messing around with us. After several rounds of that board giving us answers none of us expected or thought possible, we were sort of freaked out, drunk and very close. one of the guys and two of the girls were cousins. The night ended up in a full blown orgy, which stopped suddenly when two of the cousins realized they were fking each other and he went batshit thinking he was going to die from some sort of lightning bolt, lol. We agreed to never use that board or discuss with each other again.

[Onebadcad]

This replaced the ouija board years ago:

https://i.etsystatic.com/11596222/r/il/e845ac/2644346175/il_fullxfull.2644346175_ik4v.jpg

[Bruze]

wut (https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/showthread.php?t=134820)

[dvarapala]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdTh3eXN4amlxZWQwam9rODRsdHlpN2M3cTFyNWdpYjYwNmYzOHgzdyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/r387fscvwQRQeOvoGS/giphy.gif

[Vandelay Industries]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdTh3eXN4amlxZWQwam9rODRsdHlpN2M3cTFyNWdpYjYwNmYzOHgzdyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/r387fscvwQRQeOvoGS/giphy.gif

FUST? :island14:

[Swany00]

fk that, ain't nobody want to open up portals to the undead

[Yadkin]

Yeh, I was attack by my aunt when I was in High School. :D

I always thought the game was bullshit. One day my mother said my aunt was coming over to play the game. I gave mom my opinion and she told me to stay away.

So I was in the other room watching tv taunting them. Got up to get a refill and while I was in the kitchen, words were exchange with my aunt. I went back and continued to watch tv.

Couple minutes later, my aunt followed by mom came in and stood over me. My aunt said "I think I deserve an apology."

I replied "what if I don't give you one." Next thing I knew, this little 100 pounder was on top beating the hell out of me. Mom backed off and stayed out of it.

No wonder you're so ****ed up as an adult.

[Yadkin]

1986, ten of us were messing around with it and drinking on a ski vacation. It got weird, but we just thought it was the booze and our minds messing around with us. After several rounds of that board giving us answers none of us expected or thought possible, we were sort of freaked out, drunk and very close. one of the guys and two of the girls were cousins. The night ended up in a full blown orgy, which stopped suddenly when two of the cousins realized they were fking each other and he went batshit thinking he was going to die from some sort of lightning bolt, lol. We agreed to never use that board or discuss with each other again.

So you're from West Virginia.

[Frankie the Fink]

Pelosi and Biden use a Ouija board to try to contact the living.