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Anjdog2003
10-24-2023, 11:47am
I'll start....

snide
10-24-2023, 11:56am
Who?

Murray
10-24-2023, 12:09pm
Pity bump

Onebadcad
10-24-2023, 12:13pm
sands in vegas

Anjdog2003
10-24-2023, 12:52pm
I'am the Grand Marshall of the Baby Seal clubbing event this weekend :cool1:








super

DJ_Critterus
10-24-2023, 12:57pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HbkA5hI50M

ZipZap
10-24-2023, 12:58pm
Best thread you've ever started.

Where is the miscreant?

Datawiz
10-24-2023, 2:01pm
Best thread you've ever started.

Where is the miscreant?

Gaza?

Don Rickles
10-24-2023, 2:12pm
He’s dead, ya moron…

DJ_Critterus
10-24-2023, 2:14pm
He’s dead, ya moron…

Did he lose a fight over a found penny on the ground with another Jew?

ZipZap
10-24-2023, 2:20pm
Did he lose a fight over a found penny on the ground with another Jew?

I figured it out. He was in the sauna.

I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do it. He made it a test. In Vegas, the Rat Pack, which I was a little part of, drank all night and slept most of the day. Then, about 5 o'clock, we'd meet in the hotel steam room, lock the door, and steam our brains out.

GTOguy
10-24-2023, 2:21pm
Did he lose a fight over a found penny on the ground with another Jew?

That's how copper wire was invented, you know. Two Jews fighting over a penny. After they got it off the ground and latched onto it. :yaddy:

PLRX
10-24-2023, 2:22pm
I thought he was a mormon.

ZipZap
10-24-2023, 2:26pm
That's how copper wire was invented, you know. Two Jews fighting over a penny. After they got it off the ground and latched onto it. :yaddy:

I can remember a few times when dad was really pissed at us kids. Never more than when sis and I, maybe 7 and 5, were in the back seat of the car when he got pulled over.

Sis and I kept yelling, "What's a penny made out of", while the officer was at the window. Cop probably saved our lives:rofl:

Anjdog2003
10-24-2023, 2:28pm
I thought he was a Moron?



He is.

Anjdog2003
10-24-2023, 2:31pm
Best thread you've ever started.





I had a couple back in 2003 and 2007 but they got boneyarded. The best one was the one that got me kicked out for good by HPLockrod. :yesnod:

ZipZap
10-24-2023, 2:32pm
I had a couple back in 2003 and 2007 but they got boneyarded. The best one was the one that got me kicked out for good by HPLockrod. :yesnod:

2003? My girlfriend is not even that old.

Anjdog2003
10-24-2023, 2:35pm
My biggest disappointment was when i found out Jimmy wasn't a Cajun. He was born in San Luis Obispo California. Now i think Rickles isn't Jewish but probably a Philistine. :yesnod:

Anjdog2003
10-24-2023, 2:36pm
2003? My girlfriend is not even that old.



So you like them young like Sleepy Joe?

ZipZap
10-24-2023, 2:44pm
My biggest disappointment was when i found out Jimmy wasn't a Cajun. He was born in San Luis Obispo California. Now i think Rickles isn't Jewish but probably a Philistine. :yesnod:

Holy crap! SLO town?

I tore up The Grad in the 80's. I've forgotten many weekends in SLO.

ZipZap
10-24-2023, 2:45pm
So you like them young like Sleepy Joe?

2023 - 2003 = 20

So, not exactly.

DJ_Critterus
10-24-2023, 2:49pm
I had a couple back in 2003 and 2007 but they got boneyarded. The best one was the one that got me kicked out for good by HPLockrod. :yesnod:

What was that thread about anyway. I don't remember it at all.

Anjdog2003
10-24-2023, 2:56pm
2023 - 2003 = 20

So, not exactly.



1. You're hung like a mule
2. A serious baller
3. You made friends with her seeing eye dog.

ZipZap
10-24-2023, 2:58pm
1. You're hung like a mule
2. A serious baller
3. You made friends with her seeing eye dog.

Her dog is tight, brah.

The_Dude
10-24-2023, 3:00pm
pity post

Anjdog2003
10-24-2023, 3:05pm
What was that thread about anyway. I don't remember it at all.





I had some Gun Powder soup that morning so i thought i would go over to the C-5 section which i never did. I started a thread about how Porsche was far superior than a C-5. A few agreed but the other gold chain wearing Vette owners went nuts which is why i went over there to stir the pot. It got sent to the boneyard. I then went to the C-6 section i think a week later and the same result's. I think when i called HPPushrod HPLockrod they gave me the boot.

I received this.

You have been banned for the following reason:
Trolling

Date the ban will be lifted: Never :Entropy:

Anjdog2003
10-24-2023, 3:08pm
Anyone want to join a thread i'am going to start about dirt bike riding on the Gaza strip?





Give me a minute. :spdchk:

PLRX
10-24-2023, 3:18pm
He is.

:mirror:

Mick
10-24-2023, 3:23pm
He is.

No, Taurus is the mormon, Slewfoot is the moron.

2003? My girlfriend is not even that old.

2023 - 2003 = 20

So, not exactly.

But you said "not even that old", so you said less than 20 years old. :shrug:

ZipZap
10-24-2023, 3:26pm
No, Taurus is the mormon, Slewfoot is the moron.





But you said "not even that old", so you said less than 20 years old. :shrug:

2004. Still good. I traded in an '84 with low mileage.

PLRX
10-24-2023, 3:26pm
No, Taurus is the mormon,

No he is not. He lives in Utah, but he was not raised there.

Torqaholic
10-24-2023, 4:09pm
... i think Rickles isn't Jewish but probably a Philistine. :yesnod:

A Philistinian :lol:

ZipZap
10-24-2023, 4:12pm
A Philistinian :lol:

Who is Phil?

Torqaholic
10-24-2023, 4:34pm
Who is Phil?

You wouldn't know him, dude died a couple thousand years ago.

Anjdog2003
10-24-2023, 4:44pm
You wouldn't know him, dude died a couple thousand years ago.




They caught him with a BLT and stoned him.

Torqaholic
10-24-2023, 5:16pm
Wouldn't be surprised. Thankfully prejudice against pork eaters is a thing of the past.

Patsgarage
10-24-2023, 9:23pm
Who?
Cares ?