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cptlo306
10-03-2023, 12:45am
There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one.


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.




























The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?









































Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.







3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend?














































Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.







4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?









































Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.

Anjdog2003
10-03-2023, 12:51am
Thread of the month

snide
10-03-2023, 6:23am
I should use those questions the next time I have to interview candidates. :yesnod:

DJ_Critterus
10-03-2023, 7:25am
They should make CF mods answer those questions before giving them power trip abilities. :yesnod:

LATB
10-03-2023, 7:40am
That test is stupid.

Vandelay Industries
10-03-2023, 7:46am
They should make CF mods answer those questions before giving them power trip abilities. :yesnod:

Cumdawg's answers:

1. That question is racist.

2. That question is racist.

3. That question is racist.

4. You're perma banned.

Frankie the Fink
10-03-2023, 7:49am
OK - you win the inane internet post of the day....
I could pick apart the stupid assumptions required to make the quizzes make you feel dumb - but the dumb wouldn't understand anyway.

cptlo306
10-03-2023, 7:51am
That test is stupid.

Got all 4 wrong? :D

Unsuspicious
10-03-2023, 9:41am
I would trust the brain of someone who knows you probably don't have a giraffe sized refrigerator over a simpleton who just says stick it in there.

Unless you assume you have a pygmy giraffe and elephant.

https://render.fineartamerica.com/images/rendered/small/flat/pouch/images-medium/miniature-giraffe-daniel-eskridge.jpg?transparent=0&targetx=0&targety=-281&imagewidth=777&imageheight=1036&modelwidth=777&modelheight=474&backgroundcolor=27475B&orientation=0&producttype=pouch-regularbottom-medium&imageid=10941159

Even then, closing the door is an unnecessary step so even that is more complicated than necessary, goal was just to put it in.

jw38
10-03-2023, 3:35pm
Why don't the giraffe and the elephant fit into the refrigerator? If they don't fit inside at the same time, buy a larger refrigerator. Your test is broken.