DJ_Critterus
09-27-2023, 7:52am
After trying to read Gene's NEIGHBOR thread (and getting a headache) I typed the text into this Jive Translator and now it makes sense.
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original
Lady has been a waitress getting outstanding tips at a restaurant named Pickadilly on other side of town.....been there some 30 years .......
and she collected tip money like by the truck load....all CASH too.....
BUT given the economy/food/electric/wages/ mutch less trying to SELL it in a restaurant anymore in a section of town with less pay scale.....well.....
In Jive...
Lady gotss'ta been some waitress gettin' outstandin' tips at some restaurant dojiggerd Pickadilly on oda' side uh town. 'S coo', bro.....been dere some 30 years ....... and she collected tip bre'd likes by de truck load....all CASH too..... BUT given de economy/food/electric/wages/ mutch less tryin' t'SELL it in some restaurant anymo'e in some secshun uh town wid less pay scale. What it is, Mama. Right On!....sheeit.....
https://funtranslations.com/jive
original
Lady has been a waitress getting outstanding tips at a restaurant named Pickadilly on other side of town.....been there some 30 years .......
and she collected tip money like by the truck load....all CASH too.....
BUT given the economy/food/electric/wages/ mutch less trying to SELL it in a restaurant anymore in a section of town with less pay scale.....well.....
In Jive...
Lady gotss'ta been some waitress gettin' outstandin' tips at some restaurant dojiggerd Pickadilly on oda' side uh town. 'S coo', bro.....been dere some 30 years ....... and she collected tip bre'd likes by de truck load....all CASH too..... BUT given de economy/food/electric/wages/ mutch less tryin' t'SELL it in some restaurant anymo'e in some secshun uh town wid less pay scale. What it is, Mama. Right On!....sheeit.....