Wiseass words

[Vandelay Industries]

U mad bruh?

Cool starry bra.

Cute car, what's your husband drive?

[StudleyJames]

If you really have a pair of balls
Spit them out
They are definitely not yours

[Louie Detroit]

Nice car, build it yourself?

Asking someone incompetent at their job, First Day?

When someone asks you a question where the answer is obviously unknowable, hold your hands in your lap as if you’re gazing at something and reply “Look, a crystal ball”.

[Onebadcad]

Does you husband play golf
Which kitchen drawer has your balls
Nice car, I am thinking of buying my daughter one

[Rodnok1]

Did have to work at being this stupid or were you born this way?

[Hardluck]

Once a dumbazz always a dumbazz!

[slewfoot]

Bite me doughboy!

[zeek]

You're a dog faced pony soldier....:D

[VITE1]

No comment

[Bill]

No comment

Not my concern.

[Vandelay Industries]

C'mon man!

[Ol Timer]

I refuse to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

[Yadkin]

You're a cunning linguist.

[Bill]

U mad bruh?

Cool starry bra.

Cute car, what's your husband drive?

Somewhere out there must be women who actually owned an wore the cool starry bra. I wonder what they think when they see their bra now, all these years later, as a meme.

[Patsgarage]

All the best.

[LATB]

Go **** a Brick

[73sbVert]

If your daddy had known how you were going to turn out, he would have rolled over and shot you against the wall.

[Ol Timer]

You may not be the dumbest son-of-a-bitch in the world, but you better hope he doesn’t die.

[snide]

Cupid stunt.