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Wathen1955
08-19-2023, 2:41pm
A man in New York City jumped off a high-rise building and died after splitting his body in two upon landing on the pavement, according to police.

Police and witnesses stated the man fell 750 feet from the top of the Deutsche Bank Center and through the Mandarin Oriental Hotel's marquee on Thursday night.

The victim, who wore pajamas when he jumped, landed on the sidewalk in the area known as Billionaire's Row in Columbus Circle, with his body split in two due to hitting the marquee.

Glass and debris surrounded the sidewalk, and body parts were found across the street. An unidentified building employee stated, "The marquee cut him in half," according to Daily Mail.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/man-splits-himself-half-jumping-030339469.html

ZipZap
08-19-2023, 2:44pm
Saw this yesterday and thought that we'll see this guy being identified as a troubled lover of one of their fine, rich tenants...

Vandelay Industries
08-19-2023, 2:52pm
Yeah, I'll bet that made a nice mess.

86670

Vandelay Industries
08-19-2023, 3:02pm
Saw this yesterday and thought that we'll see this guy being identified as a troubled lover of one of their fine, rich tenants...

He was about to come forward with incriminating evidence against (Hillary Clinton) (Joe Biden) (Hunter Biden). Circle all that apply.

Burro (He/Haw)
08-19-2023, 3:03pm
He was about to come forward with incriminating evidence against (EVs) (Hillary Clinton) (Joe Biden) (Hunter Biden). Circle all that apply.

:seasix:

bigblock427
08-19-2023, 3:05pm
He may have pissed Putin off and come down with a serious illness.

Torqaholic
08-19-2023, 3:37pm
Saw this yesterday and thought that we'll see this guy being identified as a troubled lover of one of their fine, rich tenants...

Article I read said he wandered in off the street and took the service elevator to the roof. For sure a person who finishes what he starts, apparently that's not always a good thing.

Louie Detroit
08-19-2023, 3:42pm
I heard they’re going to rename the area Two 500 Millionaires Row.

Mike Mercury
08-19-2023, 3:51pm
The victim, who wore pajamas when he jumped, landed on the sidewalk in the area known as Billionaire's Row in Columbus Circle, with his body split in two due to hitting the marquee.

still though... he'll manage to send in a multitude of

mail-in ballots over the next 20 years.

TheRealBadger
08-19-2023, 3:56pm
He was about to come forward with incriminating evidence against (Hillary Clinton) (Joe Biden) (Hunter Biden). Circle all that apply.

Link?

Louie Detroit
08-19-2023, 4:03pm
Link?

If you weren’t such an antagonist here that remark might even have been funny.

Frankie the Fink
08-19-2023, 4:04pm
Well - now he can vote twice in 2024...

Anjdog2003
08-19-2023, 5:10pm
Link?








http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b298/steveturbo/smilies/Joke-Goes-Over-Your-Head-Star-Trek-Gif_zpse7af8ac8.gif


Like i said awhile back. You must be a real drag at a party. :yesnod:

LATB
08-19-2023, 5:30pm
Yeah, I'll bet that made a nice mess.

86670

Like a waffle turd in the shower... :rofl:

Yadkin
08-19-2023, 5:38pm
Link?

:stfu:

jw38
08-19-2023, 7:05pm
It was a split-decision amongst the judges.

Vandelay Industries
08-19-2023, 8:02pm
Link?

:spdchk:

You didn't even choose a scumbag...or in your case, preferred candidate.

TheRealBadger
08-19-2023, 9:12pm
:spdchk:

You didn't even choose a scumbag...or in your case, preferred candidate.

So, basically you came into a thread and diverted it to something completely unrelated and unfounded.

Thus, trolling.

Nice tell job. Troll.

Vandelay Industries
08-19-2023, 9:27pm
So, basically you came into a thread and diverted it to something completely unrelated and unfounded.

Thus, trolling.

Nice tell job. Troll.

Holy shit, I know you get butthurt when people point out your democrat leanings, but this is spectacular. :funnier::funnier::funnier:

TheRealBadger
08-19-2023, 9:41pm
Holy shit, I know you get butthurt when people point out your democrat leanings, but this is spectacular. :funnier::funnier::funnier:

Troll.

Anjdog2003
08-19-2023, 10:07pm
Troll.



yuEBBwJdjhQ

LATB
08-19-2023, 10:15pm
yuEBBwJdjhQ

That belongs in Zeeks thread :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Vandelay Industries
08-19-2023, 11:26pm
Troll.

Not that we needed another example, but here it is again. A lefty accusing others of doing what they actually engage in. :yesnod:

TheRealBadger
08-20-2023, 12:25am
Not that we needed another example, but here it is again. A lefty accusing others of doing what they actually engage in. :yesnod:

Gaslighting troll.

Anjdog2003
08-20-2023, 12:54am
Gaslighting troll.



You're suppose to say Link?

Tikiman
08-20-2023, 6:02am
If you weren’t such a retard here that remark might even have been funny.


Nothing but a leftist troll. :sadangel:

VITE1
08-20-2023, 8:47am
still though... he'll manage to send in a multitude of

mail-in ballots over the next 20 years.

Being that he is now twice the man he use to be he can vote twice as much.

Datawiz
08-20-2023, 9:16am
Talk about an extreme weight loss approach.

Vandelay Industries
08-20-2023, 9:52am
Talk about an extreme weight loss approach.

Troll.

ToolMaker
08-21-2023, 4:46am
Looks like he nailed the split on the dismount! :lol:

Louie Detroit
08-21-2023, 6:39am
Looks like he nailed the split on the dismount! :lol:

nailed the *splat

Yesfam
08-21-2023, 11:03am
OK, so here is my question. Anything I have seen only said "split in two" So, was it at the waist or from the crotch to the crown? Inquiring minds want to know.

DJ_Critterus
08-21-2023, 11:11am
So, basically you came into a thread and diverted it to something completely unrelated and unfounded.

Thus, trolling.

Nice tell job. Troll.

why do you always have to be a complete asshole with no sense of humor or sarcasm?

DJ_Critterus
08-21-2023, 11:15am
OK, so here is my question. Anything I have seen only said "split in two" So, was it at the waist or from the crotch to the crown? Inquiring minds want to know.

Like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0tfeJuG7Y0

Onebadcad
08-21-2023, 11:38am
This thread is worthless without pics!!

OnPoint
08-21-2023, 12:07pm
Imagine walking along the sidewalk, minding your own business, and that dude goes splat right in front of you.

Not your average daily stroll.