What's your perfered tp?

[Unsuspicious]

Not making a poll cause there's too many and most of you ballers probably wipe your butts on the neck of a goose.
Kirkland? Angel soft? Great value? Cottonelle? Charmin? Quilted Northern? Reusable shop rag?

My only avoidance is cottonelle cause that stuff is just extremely linty.

[bsmith]

I was always a Charmin guy, but the covid shortages we could only get the Sam's Club stuff...and there's little difference.

Members Mark.

[MadInNc]

Members Mark

[04 commemorative]

Kirkland,then a wad of it wet to finish it off :seasix:

[Datawiz]

Baby wipes. Much better at cleaning.

[Unsuspicious]

Members SkidMark

:D

[Unsuspicious]

Baby wipes. Much better at cleaning.

I do tp and wipes, are you saying wipes only?

[Anjdog2003]

Don't wipe, raised in the woods :yesnod:

[Louie Detroit]

Don’t really care, as long the shit paper isn’t cheap no-name single ply. I buy whatever is on sale and provides the best bang for the dump.

[LATB]

Shower poop and waffle that fugger.

[Datawiz]

I do tp and wipes, are you saying wipes only?

Yeah. I don't worry about the small amount of dampness. Christ, I work out of the house, and only ever wear shorts and a t-shirt. After all, TP likes to disintegrate if you touch a wet surface.

[04 commemorative]

Baby wipes. Much better at cleaning.

They are not good to flush,they clog up everything at the treatment plant and forget about it if you have a septic system.....

[Unsuspicious]

I haven't reinstalled my bidet in the new place, might just put it in the guest bathroom for show. Even though it was a pressure washer, still never felt like it beat a wet wipe

[Louie Detroit]

I haven't reinstalled my bidet in the new place, might just put it in the guest bathroom for show. Even though it was a pressure washer, still never felt like it beat a wet wipe

I’ve always considered using a bidet as something eurotards do. Fortunately never had to use one.

[Datawiz]

They are not good to flush,they clog up everything at the treatment plant and forget about it if you have a septic system.....

Wipes are flushable, using the right ones. ;)

[Unsuspicious]

Wipes are flushable, using the right ones. ;)

Even the flushable ones are bad, according to most plumbers. Even septic safe ones, aren't.

If you don't flush them, guess you could put them in the neighbor's garbage bin.

[MadInNc]

Shower poop and waffle that fugger.

LATB, are you a Pakistani?

[04 commemorative]

Wipes are flushable, using the right ones. ;)

Yes they do "flush" they just don't break down,that's the difference....you can also flush a golf ball:leaving:

also ....hope you are feeling better

[Cool 50th AE]

If you eat healthy foods there shouldn’t be any residue.
Before modern processed food people didn’t need to wipe.

[Bill]

I haven't reinstalled my bidet in the new place, might just put it in the guest bathroom for show. Even though it was a pressure washer, still never felt like it beat a wet wipe

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[LATB]

LATB, are you a Pakistani?

Hell no. I’m white as rice. Except for my neck…it’s red. :D

[Datawiz]

Yes they do "flush" they just don't break down,that's the difference....you can also flush a golf ball:leaving:

also ....hope you are feeling better

I can also flush a Yaddy thread. :yaddy:

[Torqaholic]

Couldn't tell you, no idea, and I doubt anyone here ever heard it anyway :rofl:

I'm not looking at names when I grab it off the shelf. Pretty much just focus on number of plies. Different every time I buy it more than likely. Can only remember being disappointed once but that's not hard to accomplish considering decades of using the sorry assed excuse for TP found in work places. That could make anyone less particular.

[Torqaholic]

....you can also flush a golf ball :leaving:



Two dozen of them if the manufacturer of my toilet can be believed :D

[slewfoot]

Not making a poll cause there's too many and most of you ballers probably wipe your butts on the neck of a goose.
Kirkland? Angel soft? Great value? Cottonelle? Charmin? Quilted Northern? Reusable shop rag?

My only avoidance is cottonelle cause that stuff is just extremely linty.


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:D

[04 commemorative]

I can also flush a Yaddy thread. :yaddy:

But will it break down :confused5: :funnier:

[Unsuspicious]

Two dozen of them if the manufacturer of my toilet can be believed :D

Unless you shit golf balls or equally hard poop, I think they should wrap the golfballs in toilet paper and see how that goes.

[Steve_R]

Bunch of guys discussing toilet paper. What’s next, a manscaping discussion?

I use whatever TP my wife buys. I’m not sure I’ve ever bought any.

[Torqaholic]

Unless you shit golf balls or equally hard poop, I think they should wrap the golfballs in toilet paper and see how that goes.

True, but I wasn't influenced by the advertising. I bought it because I'm tall and it had a taller seat than all the other toilets in Lowes. Great toilet for me, especially after I modified it with a wood screw to flush 3 dozen golf balls. My kids probably hated it though? Those little legs just a dangling... Not to mention being accidentally flushed like a dead cat if they fell in :rofl:

[higgyburners]

Don't wipe, raised in the woods :yesnod:

We were so poor we were taught to use Moss off our oak trees :yesnod:

[Bill]

Bunch of guys discussing toilet paper. What’s next, a manscaping discussion?

I use whatever TP my wife buys. I’m not sure I’ve ever bought any.

Some of our members wanted to eliminate politics as a discussion topic. So here we are, discussing toilet paper.

[LisaJohn]

I like charmin. J likes northern. So I get Sam’s brand.

[Louie Detroit]

LATB, are you a Pakistani?

I thought a Paki’s claim to shitting fame was standing on the toilet seat when squeezing out a dump.

[Vandelay Industries]

Bunch of guys discussing toilet paper. What’s next, a manscaping discussion?

I use whatever TP my wife buys. I’m not sure I’ve ever bought any.

@Bottlejunkie :leaving:

[LATB]

We were so poor we were taught to use Moss off our oak trees :yesnod:

Mr. Toxey Haas built a small empire with that.

[cptlo306]

Some of our members wanted to eliminate politics as a discussion topic. So here we are, discussing toilet paper.


I use these.

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:D

[Steve_R]

@Bottlejunkie :leaving:

:kick:

[Vandelay Industries]

Wipes are flushable, using the right ones. ;)

Flushable wipes can cause a problem too. Ask me how I know....I have tenants in a multi that's 100+ years old with a clay lateral going out to the street. :willy:

[BADRACR1]

Charmin Extra Strong. Lean and clean!

[Torqaholic]

We were so poor we were taught to use Moss off our oak trees :yesnod:

Never tried that. A fistfull of ferns work pretty good though. Don't recommend leaves, too crumbly.

[Louie Detroit]

Some of our members wanted to eliminate politics as a discussion topic. So here we are, discussing toilet paper.

It’s not that some members wanted to eliminate politics as a topic, it’s just they wanted to eliminate the flooding of OT with politics on a daily basis by a few *certain* members.

[Vandelay Industries]

Never tried that. A fistfull of ferns work pretty good though. Don't recommend leaves, too crumbly.

Leaves of three, really clean. :yesnod:

[ZipZap]

Even the flushable ones are bad, according to most plumbers. Even septic safe ones, aren't.

If you don't flush them, guess you could put them in the neighbor's garbage bin.

If folks are cheaping out and waiting 10 or 15 years to clean the transfer tank. They definitely survive, but then you just get them sucked out every 3 years. Their problem, not mine:D

[LATB]

I use whatever TP my wife buys. I’m not sure I’ve ever bought any.

Same here. Except during the scam-demic. I did make a few purchases. It was like a hunt, so some superficial sense of accomplishment when a few packs were purchased. :Jeff '79:

[zeek]

Well my home came with a bidet in the master, so my butt is squeeky clean even with out TP....I know TMI....Im not married so I do purchase my own TP and since the blow dryer in the bidet takes too long....I like to pat dry with Charmin....:yesnod: I hope this puts a picture in your mind that keeps you up at night....:rofl:

[Steve_R]

Well my home came with a bidet in the master, so my butt is squeeky clean even with out TP....I know TMI....Im not married so I do purchase my own TP and since the blow dryer in the bidet takes too long....I like to pat dry with Charmin....:yesnod: I hope this puts a picture in your mind that keeps you up at night....:rofl:

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[Bill]

It’s not that some members wanted to eliminate politics as a topic, it’s just they wanted to eliminate the flooding of OT with politics on a daily basis by a few *certain* members.

Hey, it worked! And now here we are discussing toilet paper instead.

Having said that, we could make the argument that toilet paper and butt wiping is a pretty decent euphemism for politics these days, so there's that......

[Bill]

3 pages and no one has mentioned the three seashells? Y'all are slipping.

[zeek]

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Nice to see that some folks in here still have a sense of humor...:seasix::yesnod:

[Onebadcad]

My poops are pristine; solid, one-piece, cobra-like wrap in bowl,,, nothing to wipe due to pristinality.
I do use to to wipe urine off seat, any three-ply will do.

[Louie Detroit]

Nice to see that some folks in here still have a sense of humor...:seasix::yesnod:

I’m guessing most here are just trying to blot out the mental image of zeek sitting on the shitter squeezing out a monster. I know I am. However, this is probably a pretty close example of what it would look like.

[zeek]

I’m guessing most here are just trying to blot out the mental image of zeek sitting on the shitter squeezing out a monster. I know I am. However, this is probably a pretty close example of what it would look like.

There ya go...sleep tight my little prince...:D

[Louie Detroit]

There ya go...sleep tight my little prince...:D

I look forward to the nightmares for sure. NOT

[ZipZap]

Poop threads rule!

When I see a sign at the pool that says I can't swim if I've had the squirts in the last two weeks, I think, who hasn't had the squirts in the last two weeks?:rofl:

[Louie Detroit]

Poop threads rule!

When I see a sign at the pool that says I can't swim if I've had the squirts in the last two weeks, I think, who hasn't had the squirts in the last two weeks?:rofl:

They probably mean anyone who’s had the squirts in the pool the last two weeks. When I was in junior high school there was a kid who pinched a Baby Ruth in the pool, I bet people are still talking about it at every reunion his graduating class has.

[higgyburners]

For my first 5 years the River was our shitter...I preferred to face the current while my little brother turned his ass to it.... when I raised my hand and asked my Kindergarten teacher where the river was...she looked at me like I was a idiot ....

[ZipZap]

For my first 5 years the River was our shitter...I preferred to face the current while my little brother turned his ass to it.... when I raised my hand and asked my Kindergarten teacher where the river was...she looked at me like I was a idiot ....

Hippyburners:rofl:

[LATB]

For my first 5 years the River was our shitter...I preferred to face the current while my little brother turned his ass to it.... when I raised my hand and asked my Kindergarten teacher where the river was...she looked at me like I was a idiot ....

The Nile?
Is your name Moses?

[zeek]

For my first 5 years the River was our shitter...I preferred to face the current while my little brother turned his ass to it.... when I raised my hand and asked my Kindergarten teacher where the river was...she looked at me like I was a idiot ....

Now that is about as country as you can get...If a true story........You were blessed with a good life and great lessons learned!:seasix:

[Yadkin]

Wipes are flushable, using the right ones. ;)

No they ain't. :kick:

[Torqaholic]

Leaves of three, really clean. :yesnod:

If they're still green sure but there hasn't been a reason to be in the woods around here during Summer since the clinton admin obliterated crow hunting. Perhaps it's regional but Maples are still flexible enough in October to be picked up off the ground due to the damp conditions. Beyond that until the next Summer just forget about it. Might as well try wiping with potato chips :rofl:

[6spdC6]

They probably mean anyone who’s had the squirts in the pool the last two weeks. When I was in junior high school there was a kid who pinched a Baby Ruth in the pool, I bet people are still talking about it at every reunion his graduating class has.

Funny you should mention that, we had a incident when I was in JR high (9th grade) For some reason back then the boys had to do pool time naked!

It could not be proved but most of us knew who did it. That poop job cost the whole class a punishment shower. We had to slowly walk around the gang type showers 3 times with only cold water.

After that class was over we went after the "suspect" who was a 13% member.

His buddies protected him. A couple days later I was talking with one of them and he admitted it was who we figured did it. They told him if it ever happens again he was on his own. It never happened again!

[jw38]

I have our housekeep take care of it for me. She's very gentle.
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[higgyburners]

The Nile?
Is your name Moses?

Now that is about as country as you can get...If a true story........You were blessed with a good life and great lessons learned!:seasix:

:rofl:....Only a joke

[Onebadcad]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ5rbPlsdHw

[slewfoot]

LATB, are you a Pakistani?

Hell no. I’m white as rice. Except for my neck…it’s red. :D


:rofl: He can see Alabamia from his house!

[Tikiman]

I prefer to use a rainbow flag.

[PLRX]

Nothing cleans the bung-hole like Scott's shop towels.

[PLRX]

Wipes are flushable, using the right ones. ;)

Thats advertising

No they ain't. :kick:

:iagree: