D J.....You had better use some sun screen!

[zeek]

Damn boy....looks like you lost some weight too.....:rofl:

[slewfoot]

Example of a 100% rating.

[DJ_Critterus]

i would rather pound my nuts flat with a hammer than let my garage get that cluttered.

[Don Rickles]

"So does this mean you're gonna stop making foolish, juvenile threads too??"


What a GD hypocrite....:slap:

What are you 3......:spdchk:

[Yadkin]

i would rather pound my nuts flat with a hammer than let my garage get that cluttered.

An exaggeration, but yes.

[DJ_Critterus]

An exaggeration, but yes.

My dad's garage is the worst and he gets angrily defensive about it like UD in any thread he ****s up. :yesnod:

Hell, I I help him around the house with mowing and maintenance, but I refuse to go into that garage. Honestly, I think I need a tetanus shot just looking at it with the door open.

[Torqaholic]

i would rather pound my nuts flat with a hammer than let my garage get that cluttered.

Maybe you could do that for my youngest? He moved out and left my garage looking worse than that. Other than parking my vehicles in there that's about all my garage is good for anymore. He was into making custom vehicles before he got a job so it's crammed full of seats, body panels, and engine parts. It's even up in the rafters :issues:

[DJ_Critterus]

Maybe you could do that for my youngest? He moved out and left my garage looking worse than that. Other than parking my vehicles in there that's about all my garage is good for anymore. He was into making custom vehicles before he got a job so it's crammed full of seats, body panels, and engine parts. It's even up in the rafters :issues:

I prefer not to pound his nuts flat. Maybe you should take care of that.

[mrvette]

My dad's garage is the worst and he gets angrily defensive about it like UD in any thread he ****s up. :yesnod:

Hell, I I help him around the house with mowing and maintenance, but I refuse to go into that garage. Honestly, I think I need a tetanus shot just looking at it with the door open.

HELL send ME over there, I raid the joint, and in so doing, PISS OFF my wife something FIERCE!!! as she wooden have any room for HER junk......

:issues::rofl:

[Torqaholic]

I prefer not to pound his nuts flat. Maybe you should take care of that.

:rofl: He has his uses. Speaking of nuts, he gave me a huge bag of them a few days ago. About time to open that up and start to munching.

[DJ_Critterus]

:rofl: He has his uses. Speaking of nuts, he gave me a huge bag of them a few days ago. About time to open that up and start to munching.

Chin Nuts? :ack:

[zeek]

Maybe you could do that for my youngest? He moved out and left my garage looking worse than that. Other than parking my vehicles in there that's about all my garage is good for anymore. He was into making custom vehicles before he got a job so it's crammed full of seats, body panels, and engine parts. It's even up in the rafters :issues:

Ill be happy to come over and clean out all those crappy car parts....:yesnod: :seasix:

[Torqaholic]

Chin Nuts? :ack:

Roasted almonds. Just ate a handful, tasty. It's a 2lb bag but won't last long the way I eat :D

[Louie Detroit]

Chin Nuts? :ack:

Deez

[DJ_Critterus]

Roasted almonds. Just ate a handful, tasty.

One of the cleaning ladies at work always puts movie quotes on my white board in the morning, I see it, erase it, and put my own up for her to read the next day.

Well, she loves the movie "Step Brothers" so I wrote.... "I found where you keep your drum set and guess what I did to it."

she found me that same day and was in tears laughing.

[Torqaholic]

Ill be happy to come over and clean out all those crappy car parts....:yesnod: :seasix:

Fine by me. My oldest keeps threatening to rent one of those big dumpsters for me. The kid seems to be getting the hint, grabs an item or two every time he stops in.... But at this rate the clutter is still going to outlast me.

[Rodnok1]

i would rather pound my nuts flat with a hammer than let my garage get that cluttered.

Unfortunately I have to go into friend's ex wife's garage and get tools back sometimes...
She's too lazy put trash in bin outside so uses garage as a dumpster. I've had to crawl on top of Mount Trashmore to get stuff more than once. The smell about knocks you off your feet so have to throw door up and bail for 10 minutes. :puke:

She bitches about having to scrape ice off the car in the winter... Here's a ****in idea clean the garage dumbass. Fyi house ain't much better. :puke::puke::puke:

I have a shit ton of stuff in barn, when it gets disorganized I start cleaning house.
Friend does metal recycling so I keep a pile behind barn for him also.
Was just getting rid of cardboard boxes and stupid shit this morning.

[UniqueDoug]

My dad's garage is the worst and he gets angrily defensive about it like UD in any thread he ****s up. :yesnod:

Hell, I I help him around the house with mowing and maintenance, but I refuse to go into that garage. Honestly, I think I need a tetanus shot just looking at it with the door open.

"Hello my name is John and I am trolling right now. With as many jabs as I take at people you'd think I'd have my house in order. But no, my wife divorced me, I lived with my parents in my 40s for many years, I get drunk and call people, but don't remember it the next day, I like to refer my chaplain to friends even though I don't believe in the God he believes in and belong to a cult that uses scripture at their convenience, I have PTSD and get scared by fireworks, but that doesn't stop me from making fun of other people with mental issues. I have a drinking problem, but that doesn't stop me from making fun of other people with drinking problems. . I could go on, these are only the things I've shared with strangers on the Internet. And I will share them every time I decide to troll."

[Burro (He/Haw)]

🦒

[DJ_Critterus]

"Hello my name is John and I am trolling right now. With as many jabs as I take at people you'd think I'd have my house in order. But no, my wife divorced me, I lived with my parents in my 40s for many years, I get drunk and call people, but don't remember it the next day, I like to refer my chaplain to friends even though I don't believe in the God he believes in and belong to a cult that uses scripture at their convenience, I have PTSD and get scared by fireworks, but that doesn't stop me from making fun of other people with mental issues. I have a drinking problem, but that doesn't stop me from making fun of other people with drinking problems. . I could go on, these are only the things I've shared with strangers on the Internet. And I will share them every time I decide to troll."

"Hi, my name is Doug. I'm a crazy lunatic who talks to god via text and calls everyone else a troll."

dude, eat a bag of dicks. See if the raccoons want to share them with you.

[UniqueDoug]

"Hi, my name is Doug. I'm a crazy lunatic who talks to god via text and calls everyone else a troll."

dude, eat a bag of dicks. See if the raccoons want to share them with you.

"Hello my name is John and I am trolling right now. With as many jabs as I take at people you'd think I'd have my house in order. But no, my wife divorced me, I lived with my parents in my 40s for many years, I get drunk and call people, but don't remember it the next day, I like to refer my chaplain to friends even though I don't believe in the God he believes in and belong to a cult that uses scripture at their convenience, I have PTSD and get scared by fireworks, but that doesn't stop me from making fun of other people with mental issues. I have a drinking problem, but that doesn't stop me from making fun of other people with drinking problems. . I could go on, these are only the things I've shared with strangers on the Internet. And I will share them every time I decide to troll."

[Aerovette]

My garage is an admitted disaster. Too much stuff not enough space.

I have WAAAAAYYYYY too many power tools. I use 3 out of 50. Too many coffee cans of bolts and nuts and washers. Too many containers full of screews.

A table saw, two arcade games, three tool chests, and a CAR.

[Yadkin]

My dad's garage is the worst and he gets angrily defensive about it like UD in any thread he ****s up. :yesnod:

Hell, I I help him around the house with mowing and maintenance, but I refuse to go into that garage. Honestly, I think I need a tetanus shot just looking at it with the door open.

That's how my dad's garage and basement were. One 60watt bulb hanging from the ceiling of each, zero organization. He'd make fun of me if I cleaned it. "Are you going to eat lunch in there?"

Drove me nuts and made me OCD about being organized.

[GTOguy]

That's how my dad's garage and basement were. One 60watt bulb hanging from the ceiling of each, zero organization. He'd make fun of me if I cleaned it. "Are you going to eat lunch in there?"

Drove me nuts and made me OCD about being organized.


I'm betting dollars to donuts you were OCD playing with alphabet blocks when you were still in diapers. :seasix:

[Yadkin]

I'm betting dollars to donuts you were OCD playing with alphabet blocks when you were still in diapers. :seasix:

As the fourth child all my toys were well used, mostly broken. Probably why I turned into Mr. Fixit.

[DJ_Critterus]

As the fourth child all my toys were well used, mostly broken. Probably why I turned into Mr. Fixit.

Did you get the hand-me-down broken driveway rock, too?

[Don Rickles]

i would rather pound my nuts flat with a hammer than let my garage get that cluttered.

Ha!

My garage is just overflowing and overwhelming…

It was all those widows I did work for on their homes, that insisted I empty out the basement or their garages…I could open a full blown hardware store! From shop tools, to furniture. Lumber out the kazoo! And hardware for any project you could imagine. I tell my son one day I’ll get to it but that day has yet to come.

Now ask me about my shed…..oh boy…..

There’s gonna be a mess to clean up when I drop….

[09CTSV]

i would rather pound my nuts flat with a hammer than let my garage get that cluttered.

What size hammer shall we send?

[DJ_Critterus]

What size hammer shall we send?

huge sledge hammer :yesnod:

[Tikiman]

Roasted almonds. Just ate a handful, tasty. It's a 2lb bag but won't last long the way I eat :D

Just bought a can of cashews yesterday. Freaking $21. :willy: Nuts have gone way up since covid.

[DJ_Critterus]

Nuts have gone way up since covid.
At least they didn't come with the dick still attached :willy: