LMAO Apparently my nephew just took a rage dump on the kitchen floor

[DJ_Critterus]

:funnier: Was talking to my brother today and his son is going through potty training. He's got the concept, but doesn't always comply.

I guess his wife was trying to get the kid to go take a dump in his potty and the kid threw a fit, got threatened with a spanking, and just went ape shit.

So, from what my brother told me, the kid finally gives in and says, "O.K. mommy. I'll go potty," drops trou, and proceeds to lay a loaf on the kitchen floor.

Brother said the kid was staring right at his mother the whole time and had a look on his face like "O.K. Mommy. Whatcha gonna do about it?"

When that boy is old enough, I guarantee he will end up being an OT member here one day.

:rofl lol smh

[LATB]

Sounds like he’ll have a neck tattoo before 1st grade. :Jeff '79:

[OnPoint]

I like his style. Reminds me of the little Johnny jokes. Woke school teachers will have a tough time with that one. :yesnod:

[GTOguy]

:funnier: Was talking to my brother today and his son is going through potty training. He's got the concept, but doesn't always comply.

I guess his wife was trying to get the kid to go take a dump in his potty and the kid through a fit, got threatened with a spanking, and just went ape shit.

So, from what my brother told me, the kid finally gives in and says, "O.K. mommy. I'll go potty," drops trou, and proceeds to lay a loaf on the kitchen floor.

Brother said the kid was staring right at his mother the whole time and had a look on his face like "O.K. Mommy. Whatcha gonna do about it?"

When that boy is old enough, I guarantee he will end up being an OT member here one day.

:rofl lol smh
Your nephew is a future democrat. My condolences. :sadangel:

[OnPoint]

Your nephew is a future democrat. My condolences. :sadangel:

Nah, that boy has the stones to resist that.

[DJ_Critterus]

Your nephew is a future democrat. My condolences. :sadangel:

:nono: He's already too smart for that.

[MTPZ06]

Taking a shit while making eye contact is gangster. He'll do just fine in prison when he's older.

[Torqaholic]

They all seem to be different in that regard. My oldest caught on pretty quick but remembering to close the lid afterward was a whole other story.

[LATB]

My dogs poop wherever they want in the backyard.
Although one will not poop in the grass if it's wet, she prefers the landscaping stones around the house. :rofl:

And the older one will look right at me with the fetch toy in her mouth while she poops...
saying "as soon as I'm done you are throwing this ball again" :rofl:

[Mick]

In this day and age, I'm surprised how few parents know what to do in this situation. The proper response is to pull out your phone, and take video. Clean up the poop like nothing happened and go on with your day.

Then, when your kid becomes a "rebellious teen" and is acting out, you say with a completely deadpan look on your face: "You better straighten up Johnny, or I'll make sure all your friends see the pooping on the floor video." :yesnod:

[jw38]

Have a toilet installed in the kitchen. Problem solved.

[Don Rickles]

Next up...........The brat says, "I have Uncle DJ's Bag O Dicks, here want some?"

[DJ_Critterus]

Have a toilet installed in the kitchen. Problem solved.

A true gentleman always removes the dishes from the sink before pissing in it :yesnod:

[Mick]

All I see here is some noob rage dumped this forum with a SHIT THREAD

It's always fun to see a member for 13 months, calling a member for 13 years a "noob". :yesnod:

[mrvette]

Unless it's DIareeah no shit can beat the piss that damn dawg just took on the hallway rug....took about15 paper towels to soak it up, still leaving a wet look.....:sadangel::issues:

[Frankie the Fink]

If I had done that I could only pray my tough, Marine veteran, muscular Dad reached me before my 5'2" 110 lb Mom, she was much beloved but could wear out a kid's azz with one of her flip flops like she was chopping wheat....

[GTOguy]

It's always fun to see a member for 13 months, calling a member for 13 years a "noob". :yesnod:

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