I peed at Wal-Mart today...

[StaticCling]

I urinated at the Simi Valley Wal-Mart this morning.

The restroom was relatively clean, I would give it about a 6.5 out of 10. I didn't notice anything erroneous...like a random pubic hair on the wall for example.

When I was mid stream, I noticed an individual flushed in one of the stalls. I'm assuming this person was defecating, as there was a faint odor of feces in the air. Also, this individual neglected to wash their hands. Obviously, if that was an employee it would be contrary to company policy...but most likely it was a customer. I'm hoping I didn't finger any product that he touched with his unsanitary hands.

Otherwise it was a relatively good experience. There was some random graffiti etched into the urinal. I really don't understand why you would mark your gang territory on a urinal or toilet, but then again I'm not in a street gang. :island14:

Wal-Mart
255 Cochran St
Simi Valley, CA 93065

[Mick]

Thnaks.

[UniqueDoug]

Excellent review, will read again.

[Bill]

Which gender bathroom did you choose that day, and why?

[Louie Detroit]

My brother was in the bathroom at the Walmart out in Saline a few weeks ago washing his hands after taking a leak when the biggest freaking rat he’s ever seen came scurrying along and almost ran over his feet. I guess they startled each other pretty good.

[dvarapala]

The only time I pee in a Wal*Mart is when Wifie's Bolt is charging up outside. :yesnod:

[Vandelay Industries]

Wal-Mart
255 Cochran St
Simi Valley, CA 93065

Thnaks for including your IPeed address. :yesnod:

[Raazor]

The only time I pee in a Wal*Mart is when Wifie's Bolt is charging up outside. :yesnod:

https://hosting.photobucket.com/albums/cc316/Raazorred/Videos/Emotes/.highres/Gay1.gif?width=180&height=180&fit=bounds (https://hosting.photobucket.com/albums/cc316/Raazorred/Videos/Emotes/.highres/Gay1.gif?width=180&height=180&fit=bounds)

[Vandelay Industries]

I sit to pee when my Bolt is charging up outside. :yesnod:

:willy:

[PLRX]

Do we need to know you identified a shit smell in the air and that you were looking for pubes hanging from walls?

When I got to go, I'd go anywhere unless it looks like this..

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aY7KKM7_460s.jpg

[TheHammer]

so you were identifying as a man?

[Tikiman]

I urinated at the Simi Valley Wal-Mart this morning.

The restroom was relatively clean, I would give it about a 6.5 out of 10. I didn't notice anything erroneous...like a random pubic hair on the wall for example.

When I was mid stream, I noticed an individual flushed in one of the stalls. I'm assuming this person was defecating, as there was a faint odor of feces in the air. Also, this individual neglected to wash their hands. Obviously, if that was an employee it would be contrary to company policy...but most likely it was a customer. I'm hoping I didn't finger any product that he touched with his unsanitary hands.

Otherwise it was a relatively good experience. There was some random graffiti etched into the urinal. I really don't understand why you would mark your gang territory on a urinal or toilet, but then again I'm not in a street gang. :island14:

Wal-Mart
255 Cochran St
Simi Valley, CA 93065


California? You should have just peed in a dressing room. Nobody would have batted an eye.

[MikeB]

Reminds me why I don't go in a big box store terlet, be it male or female.

A few years back at a Menard's (Midwest Home Despot competitor),
someone put gel type super glue on the toilet seat.
Hilarity ensued.

Edit: Oops, it was Wally World. Thought it happened here too, couldn't find it.

https://theworld.org/stories/2012-06-28/kentucky-woman-gets-super-glued-walmart-toilet-seat

[Louie Detroit]

Who the **** plants their ass on a turlet seat in a public place without closely scrutinizing the seat first? It reminds me of women who get pissed because they fall in because someone left the seat up.

[MikeB]

Who the **** plants their ass on a turlet seat in a public place without closely scrutinizing the seat first? It reminds me of women who get pissed because they fall in because someone left the seat up.

:rofl: :rofl: WalMartians.

[Aerovette]

This is YELP worthy. You should post it as a review.

[Anjdog2003]

She was pushed into a large toilet.

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/424221-2/Math-game-show-fail.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

[slewfoot]

Should have also used the one in the back of the store to mark your territory

[Steve_R]

Do we need to know you identified a shit smell in the air and that you were looking for pubes hanging from walls?

When I got to go, I'd go anywhere unless it looks like this..

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aY7KKM7_460s.jpg

Even here?
.

[slewfoot]

That bottom one looks like something I saw in an old hangar in Sendai Japan. I just stood up an peed down in it?

[PLRX]

That bottom one looks like something I saw in an old hangar in Sendai Japan. I just stood up an peed down in it?

Yep, that's simple. To take a dump its a bit complicated:leaving:

[Steve_R]

That bottom one looks like something I saw in an old hangar in Sendai Japan. I just stood up an peed down in it?

Public restroom in a nice park in Tokyo. I had to shit. I waited until we found a better place.

[ZipZap]

Fascinating...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI

[Lakota]

I never use the restroom in front of the store in WM. I found out years ago they have a restroom in back of the store which is less used and cleaner. Also the one I go to open a individual family restroom in which you are alone. Life is good.
"Only in America". :hurray:

As an old coot, the only time I don't feel like peeing, is when I'm peeing. :yesnod:

[Frankie the Fink]

Who the **** plants their ass on a turlet seat in a public place without closely scrutinizing the seat first? It reminds me of women who get pissed because they fall in because someone left the seat up.

That is what those paper "ass gaskets" on the wall dispensers are for,, The trick is to stick one on the seat and plant your backside on it quickly before the automatic flusher sucks it down by the crotch extension. I went through 6 in one "setting".

[Bill]

That is what those paper "ass gaskets" on the wall dispensers are for,, The trick is to stick one on the seat and plant your backside on it quickly before the automatic flusher sucks it down by the crotch extension. I went through 6 in one "setting".

You're doing it wrong. Next time, grab a tube of RTV sealant from the automotive department, lay down a bead on the toilet seat, THEN put down the gasket. Allow it to set for a minute, then sit down.

You won't even need the high temp version, unless you had eaten at Taco Bell prior to your visit.

Easy Peasy.

[Bruze]

This sounds like a Mussolini thread. :eek:

Whatever happened to him anyway? :confused:

[StaticCling]

Thnaks.

Yoru Weclome

[jw38]

California? You should have just peed in a dressing room. Nobody would have batted an eye.

**** that. There's no need to waste time going inside. It's California...just shit or pee on the sidewalk.