Don't call to wake me up before the crack of noon.....

[DJ_Critterus]

... to say Happy B-Day. I could care less :mad:


Had to turn my phone off since it's been going off all morning :willy:

[LATB]

Happy Birthday

[Aerovette]

Happy Birthday.

Damn Adog, how'd you miss this? :wtf:

[Louie Detroit]

Congratulations, one year older and closer to death. :D

[Louie Detroit]

Happy Birthday.

Damn Adog, how'd you miss this? :wtf:

It’s still zero dark thirty out in la-la land.

[Rikki Z-06]

Happy Birthday :cert:

[Bruze]

Her name is "Noon." She said "Happy Birthday." :eek:

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[MadInNc]

Happy Birthday DJ

[DJ_Critterus]

Her name is "Noon." She said "Happy Birthday." :eek:

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This is perfectly acceptable :yesnod:

[Aerovette]

It’s still zero dark thirty out in la-la land.

I know, but his birthday is today. Adog should have posted about it at least a month ago.

[Jughead]

Birthdays are over rated.

[Murray]

Posts on social media about birthday wishes pissing him off so people can wish him happy birthday :rofl: :rofl:

:leaving:

[DJ_Critterus]

Posts on social media about birthday wishes pissing him off so people can wish him happy birthday :rofl: :rofl:

:leaving:

It's brilliant, huh? Now you know why I am smarter than the average bear, BooBoo.

Eat a bag of dicks :slap:

[Aerovette]

Birthdays are over rated.

Lack of them probably even less appealing. :sadangel:

[Aerovette]

It's brilliant, huh? Now you know why I am smarter than the average bear, BooBoo.

Eat a bag of metric dicks :slap:

*fixt ... because Canada :seasix:

[DJ_Critterus]

*fixt ... because Canada :seasix:

He'll give her six centimeters and make it hurt :funnier:

Stick her twice then punch her in the forehead :lol:

[mrvette]

... to say Happy B-Day. I could care less :mad:


Had to turn my phone off since it's been going off all morning :willy:

Happy Birthday to U, U live in a zooooooo.........

U look like a Monkey and you ACT like one toooooo........


:lol::kimblair:

[Bill]

HBD. Also, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

[Onebadcad]

Happy BDay, try to be less of a grump for your new year!!

[Onebadcad]

Maybe this can help:

https://preview.redd.it/0zk46u09dpb51.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&a0472c44

[Onebadcad]

It appears I have lost my ability to post pictures / url photos?!?!?!

Another attempt:

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/sexy-model-s-ass-white-bikini-blue-water-background-close-up-tanned-parts-female-body-beach-249329892.jpg

[Onebadcad]

WTF?!?!?

[Rob]

you made it around the Sun again :seasix:

[Hardluck]

STFU, nobody cares!:slap:

[Frankie the Fink]

It's be worse if you didn't awaken at all - don't ya think ?

[The_Dude]

:party::birthday::party:

[Louie Detroit]

WTF?!?!?

What happens when you preview your post (with the picture included) first?

I always save the picture to my device first then attach to the post, URL links are often flaky, they sometimes work for a minute or a day or two but then no longer work.

[Onebadcad]

What happens when you preview your post (with the picture included) first?

I always save the picture to my device first then attach to the post, URL links are often flaky, they sometimes work for a minute or a day or two but then no longer work.

Not sure what went wrong earlier today, appears to be working now, here is one of the pics I was trying to post:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/14/0f/6e/140f6ec8db5c02e05065914881fe0638.jpg

[Onebadcad]

I think it only occurs when I try to post bikini pics:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERq5DxDUwAEtNKR.jpg

[LATB]

That chit is out of my price range.

[Onebadcad]

Again, I think the bugs are worked out:

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0535/0424/5951/products/NS0067_NS0068_9_Ramona-Lime-Layered-Bikini-Bottoms-Topcopy2_4d1192da-3f26-4059-858f-dfd84b24945c_x2048.jpg?v=1648641076

[Onebadcad]

One more to confirm all is good:

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0535/0424/5951/products/NS0067_NS0068_8_Ramona-Dark_Blue-Layered-Bikini-Bottoms-Top_977eec70-b898-48b6-acce-e23ccf159b29_x2048.jpg?v=1648713041

[Onebadcad]

It appears to be working again for my lingerie pics:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFmArP-XUAEiEqC.jpg

[Onebadcad]

Another one to confirm no issues:

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/VgEAAOSwuNxiFfEg/s-l1600.jpg

[Onebadcad]

That chit is out of my price range.

I never pay for them, I only rent them,,,

[Torqaholic]

Nice thread 10/10 :D

[DJ_Critterus]

Happy BDay, try to be less of a grump for your new year!!

Nope.

[gs568]

Happy birthday DJ.

[Bill]

Nice thread 10/10 :D

:iagree: This thread delivers! Would read again.


It might be DJ's birthday, but it looks like we all get to enjoy the presents!

[6spdC6]

Happy birthday DJ.:hurray::hurray:

[DJ_Critterus]

:iagree: This thread delivers! Would read again.


It might be DJ's birthday, but it looks like we all get to enjoy the presents!

See..... i do serve a purpose here. :yesnod:

[MikeB]

Happy Birthday.

Damn Adog, how'd you miss this? :wtf:

Selective.

Birthdays are over rated.
:seasix:

STFU, nobody cares!:slap:
We all do!

:party::birthday::party:

See..... i do serve a purpose here. :yesnod:

https://y.yarn.co/a81f6745-f2bf-4209-82c8-3a38225baed7_text.gif

[Stevedore]

76524

[sublime1996525]

Happy birthday!

[LATB]

I never pay for them, I only rent them,,,

I could probably afford those lease rates...but once my wife was done with me I'd be reduced to 20 dollar whores. :Jeff '79:

[Bruze]

He'll give her six centimeters and make it hurt :funnier:

Stick her twice then punch her in the forehead :lol:

That reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield joke on the Tonight Show one time with Johnny (or Jay?), paraphrased:

Rodney: "I tell ya Johnny, life is tough. I picked this girl up the other night and we went back to her place. She said 'Give me nine inches and make it hurt'."

Johnny: "So what happened?"

Rodney: "I did her three times and slapped her." https://i.postimg.cc/J72rf1BH/hahahaha.gif

I miss Rodney. :(

Sorry, I didn't mean to derail the thread. :eek:

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[mrvette]

76524

I vote for PY and AY



watt do yawl think????

[DJ_Critterus]

76524

You is da man!!

[DJ_Critterus]

That reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield joke on the Tonight Show one time with Johnny (or Jay?), paraphrased:

Rodney: "I tell ya Johnny, life is tough. I picked this girl up the other night and we went back to her place. She said 'Give me nine inches and make it hurt'."

Johnny: "So what happened?"

Rodney: "I did her three times and slapped her." https://i.postimg.cc/J72rf1BH/hahahaha.gif

I miss Rodney. :(

Sorry, I didn't mean to derail the thread. :eek:

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See, somebody knows the classic comedy!

[Louie Detroit]

Birthday (Remastered 2009) - YouTube

[04 commemorative]

:groupwave:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

:birthday:

[Bruze]

See, somebody knows the classic comedy!

Rodney was the best! :lol: