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Rob
02-02-2023, 7:48am
https://www.fox5ny.com/news/human-penis-found-at-ala-gas-station

While police did not explain how the appendage arrived at the gas station, local reports say that surveillance video appeared to show it fall from a truck that had stopped to get fuel.

:rofl:

Don Rickles
02-02-2023, 7:52am
https://www.fox5ny.com/news/human-penis-found-at-ala-gas-station



:rofl:

VJ's?

LATB
02-02-2023, 8:23am
VJ's?

Gary does travel I-10 occasionally. :Jeff '79:

Vandelay Industries
02-02-2023, 9:06am
What a dick.

or

What, a dick?!

jw38
02-02-2023, 9:08am
What a cock-amamee story.

Louie Detroit
02-02-2023, 9:21am
VJ's?

Did he ever confirm he mutilated himself?

LATB
02-02-2023, 9:40am
Did he ever confirm he mutilated himself?

Yes. 60 grand for a man made puzz.

[internet] that's some expensive ***** [internet]
[married men] not as expensive as the one I bought [married men]

:D

Louie Detroit
02-02-2023, 10:08am
Yes. 60 grand for a man made puzz.

[internet] that's some expensive ***** [internet]
[married men] not as expensive as the one I bought [married men]

:D

ugh

He seems like a good dude. I hope someday he wakes up, cuts his hair, throws away the woman's clothes, and returns to normalcy.

LATB
02-02-2023, 10:09am
ugh

He seems like a good dude. I hope someday he wakes up, cuts his hair, throws away the woman's clothes, and returns to normalcy.

I believe that ship has sailed.

DJ_Critterus
02-02-2023, 10:20am
ugh

He seems like a good dude. I hope someday he wakes up, cuts his hair, throws away the woman's clothes, and returns to normalcy.

Can't. He'll need a working dick to fall off another truck for that to happen.

Louie Detroit
02-02-2023, 11:05am
Can't. He'll need a working dick to fall off another truck for that to happen.

He's an incel that will never get laid whatever he has swinging.

mrvette
02-02-2023, 12:50pm
I swear, I think I herd it AWL, and then a story like THIS comes along, and so there is always ONE MORE.....:rofl::lol:

Loco Vette
02-02-2023, 12:51pm
Did he ever confirm he mutilated himself?

Yes. 60 grand for a man made puzz.

[internet] that's some expensive ***** [internet]
[married men] not as expensive as the one I bought [married men]

:D

Who was/is VJ? Not ringing a bell/ball. :D

DJ_Critterus
02-02-2023, 1:20pm
Who was/is VJ? Not ringing a bell/ball. :D

He's a dude who cut off his dick and now demands we call him a woman. :ack:

RMVette
02-02-2023, 1:34pm
What a dick.

or

What, a dick?!

Commas are important! :Jeff '79:

Don Rickles
02-02-2023, 1:38pm
These operations, including the one VJ had done, are performed right here in my hood......

New Hope, PA is a long standing ghey town. Heck even the mayor (past or present?) is gay!

Shit, we have next door neighbors and several couples in my village that are just fabulous! Haha!

All the power to them really:yesnod: I'm not the gay, but I do agree that, straight or gay, a lifelong relationship is a marriage and should include all the "benefits"....:leaving:

Hardluck
02-02-2023, 2:06pm
Severe mental disorder!

Big bob
02-02-2023, 4:01pm
Anyone here notice one missing around here?:confused5:

Anjdog2003
02-02-2023, 8:00pm
Severe mental disorder!




From your state, what a shock.

Anjdog2003
02-02-2023, 8:01pm
Anyone here notice one missing around here?:confused5:




He'll start a thread soon about camping in the Sequoias. :yesnod:

PLRX
02-02-2023, 9:08pm
Gary does travel I-10 occasionally. :Jeff '79:

:Jeff '79:

I believe that ship has sailed.

years ago

He's a dude who cut off his dick and now demands we call him a woman. :ack:

Just another forum attention whore that feels the need to make blog shit threads about life everyday

I remember a few in CF think he is a hooker in North Vegas, but he never reveals to his customers he is a man with a taco.

Sick motherfckuer- he posted his entire transformation. the no-good Son of a bitch also claims to be a Marine.

Regarding that gas station; was it in Vagas?

Frankie the Fink
02-03-2023, 6:33am
I used to ride motorcycles at triple digit speeds, helmetless, in Virginia Beach many years ago. I can't envision an accident that would emasculate the driver, but then, I don't really want to think about it a lot. I have seen some bikes with rather large gnarly aftermarket gas caps that give me pause once in a while though.

Bruze
02-03-2023, 7:15am
Is Lorena Bobbitt at it again? :confused:

69L46
02-03-2023, 11:01am
There's a King Missile song in here somewhere.

DJ_Critterus
02-04-2023, 9:26am
:Jeff '79:



years ago





I remember a few in CF think he is a hooker in North Vegas, but he never reveals to his customers he is a man with a taco.

Sick motherfckuer- he posted his entire transformation. the no-good Son of a bitch also claims to be a Marine.

Regarding that gas station; was it in Vagas?
Has anybody bothered to ask UD how he got the name "Papa Bear?"

:leaving:

DJ_Critterus
02-04-2023, 9:26am
There's a King Missile song in here somewhere.

It's a detachable song :yesnod:

Big bob
02-04-2023, 9:31am
Has anybody bothered to ask UD how he got the name "Papa Bear?"

:leaving:


IS that because of his kung-fu grip? :leaving:

DJ_Critterus
02-04-2023, 9:54am
IS that because of his kung-fu grip? :leaving:

No. Mama bear was really after him.

Big bob
02-04-2023, 9:57am
Oh so he does still have another fall back plan?:shots:

Louie Detroit
02-04-2023, 10:02am
:Jeff '79:



years ago





I remember a few in CF think he is a hooker in North Vegas, but he never reveals to his customers he is a man with a taco.

Sick motherfckuer- he posted his entire transformation. the no-good Son of a bitch also claims to be a Marine.

Regarding that gas station; was it in Vagas?

Of course, he’s easily one of the most convincing and hot trannies out there, who could ever guess he’s actually not a thot? :rolleyes:

Olustee bus
02-04-2023, 12:07pm
Damnit! I been looking for that sombitch ever since I got home to Florida. Now I gotta go back.