Pulled a Porter. This must be the week for it.

[Aerovette]

I used electric clippers with a plastic attachment to trim my beard to a specific length. This morning I was getting ready for work and saw a few wild eyebrow hairs. I picked up the clippers and buzzed across my brows real quick and as I pulled the clippers away, I saw that the attachment was not on the clippers. I buzzed my eyebrows off. They aren't gone, but they sure are short. :rofl:

[Aerovette]

I pooped today. Hold on while I make a thread about it

Better hide it before STD steals it for his collection...unless of course you already ate it.

[Bill]

Pink Floyd The Wall (1982) Shaving scene - YouTube

[Aerovette]

Pink Floyd The Wall (1982) Shaving scene - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNm_KI6vAAA)

Is that Jerry Sienfeld before he joined Tears for Fears?

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/04/13/arts/13GUIDE2/13GUIDE2-superJumbo.jpg

https://www.billboard.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Tears-for-Fears-Roland-Orzabal-and-Curt-Smith-Circa-1986-billboard-1548-1615394511.jpg

[Vandelay Industries]

If it was a true Porter, this would have happened while you were manscaping.

[Dan47]

I did the same with my beard not too long ago. Not as bad as the eyebrows though. Losing them makes a person look like they have down syndrome.

I lost mine to a fire barrel accident on guard duty once. Part of the left side never grew back. :lol:

[DJ_Critterus]

Lex Luther?

[Hardluck]

Well everyone knows you're an electrical wizard, so you could fall back on that!:yesnod:

[Aerovette]

Well everyone knows you're an electrical wizard, so you could fall back on that!:yesnod:

I really had my heart set on barbering.

[dvarapala]

I used electric clippers with a plastic attachment to trim my beard to a specific length. This morning I was getting ready for work and saw a few wild eyebrow hairs. I picked up the clippers and buzzed across my brows real quick and as I pulled the clippers away, I saw that the attachment was not on the clippers. I buzzed my eyebrows off. They aren't gone, but they sure are short. :rofl:

Pics? :waiting:

[Vandelay Industries]

Pics? :waiting:

Uncle Aero already fixed it.

https://i.redd.it/jlf9cal1y7011.jpg

[dvarapala]

.

[dwjz06]

I used electric clippers with a plastic attachment to trim my beard to a specific length. This morning I was getting ready for work and saw a few wild eyebrow hairs. I picked up the clippers and buzzed across my brows real quick and as I pulled the clippers away, I saw that the attachment was not on the clippers. I buzzed my eyebrows off. They aren't gone, but they sure are short. :rofl::rofl: ok this cracked me up. I have done similar stuff, but not my eyebrows.:lol:

[Torqaholic]

Seen a few people like that. Thanks, now I know what happened to them... Used to think it was genetic :rofl: