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Flight Attendant Helps Lost Cat Find Owner Mid-Flight - YouTube
https://www.fox5atlanta.com/video/1162056
Video at link. The cat was heading towards first class when busted. I suspect it was going to hijack the plane, before being thwarted by the flight attendant.
Cat: "And I would have done it, too, if I was a polydactyl with opposable thumbs!"
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~ story features a cat
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A few years back, I flew from ATL to Vegas. Plane was absolutely full, except for the row across for me, where two seats were open.
As we're waiting to taxi, the two people in those seats finally show up, an older woman toting a small dog in her purse and a teenage kid. After about two minutes, all hell breaks loose, because the dog had gotten out of the woman's purse and peed all over the lady sitting in the third seat. The two were then asked to deplane, the flight was delayed even further, and the poor woman had to fly for 4 hours with soaked clothing.
Bringing animals of any sort on a flight is a ridiculous idea.
m and t's77
01-05-2023, 11:57am
How does this excellent thread submission have no traction? It's literally got it all.
~Onedef-esque thread title
~ story features a cat
~Posted by, arguably, VB's most beloved member
2 outta 3 ain't bad...:D:leaving:
Not surprised the cat owner was wearing a face diaper. :funnier::funnier::slap:
Not surprised the cat owner was wearing a face diaper. :funnier::funnier::slap:
The ironic thing is, anyone who has dogs and cats in their house probably has a stronger immune system than those not around animals.
99 pewtercoupe
01-05-2023, 2:08pm
So when are you taking Fuzzball for a plane ride?
We have brought new kittens home on planes before but never taken a cat on a trip with us
Steve_R
01-05-2023, 2:32pm
The cat was heading towards first class when busted. I suspect it was going to hijack the plane, before being thwarted by the flight attendant.
Nah, it just wanted more legroom and free booze. :yesnod:
Aerovette
01-05-2023, 6:10pm
Loose pu$$y on a plane is usually a guaranteed mile high club membership.
Old Ben
01-05-2023, 6:22pm
At least it wasn't a pet snake. :willy:
Frankie the Fink
01-07-2023, 2:36pm
The ironic thing is, anyone who has dogs and cats in their house probably has a stronger immune system than those not around animals.
Yes, because dander, hairballs and pet puke and whiz are the greatest vaccines ever - I'll ass
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