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wicked_c6
04-27-2011, 8:24am
Do want!

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Somehow, ritual drunk-conversation concerning team captains for the apocalypse has become a major part of the lives of 20-somethings. Having been matured in the Grandaddy-crowned masterpiece film (put “A.M. 180” on and forget that you have a job), 28 Days Later, we’re all a little too ready to deal with the 2012 of our dreams.



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“The Safe House,” designed by KWK Promes, starts to get eerily close to something I could work with, if say 200 bludgeoned members of the undead army came over to eat their way into borrowing some sugar.



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“The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security,” begins the designers’ website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn’t feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time.



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The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.
Montehall
04-27-2011, 8:27am
all well and good until the power goes out.
wicked_c6
04-27-2011, 8:37am
all well and good until the power goes out.

Indeed. Though if I spent that much loot on a compound like that. I'd definitely put solars on it (to power the basics), and have a duel fuel generator with 1000 gallon diesel storage tanks.

Besides...even with the power out...I'd still not get eaten. Humans did survive for thousands of years without electricity ya know. :)
ft laud mike
04-27-2011, 8:38am
all well and good until the power goes out.

:rofl::cheers:
Hopefully if they have enough $$ for the house, they have a generator stashed somewhere
Joecooool
04-27-2011, 8:39am
A can of tear gas into the ventilation shaft would ruin your day.
Montehall
04-27-2011, 8:42am
Indeed. Though if I spent that much loot on a compound like that. I'd definitely put solars on it (to power the basics), and have a duel fuel generator with 1000 gallon diesel storage tanks.

Besides...even with the power out...I'd still not get eaten. Humans did survive for thousands of years without electricity ya know. :)
until summer hits and you are living in a giant rock with no ventilation.
VITE1
04-27-2011, 9:23am
I think it's a great design. I wonder how energy efficient it is.
Cybercowboy
04-27-2011, 10:09am
A single RPG would take out the garage door, and then all you'd need is zombie fists to do the rest.
onedef92
04-27-2011, 10:28am
A can of tear gas into the ventilation shaft would ruin your day.

Not if it's a NATO-spec., poison gas-repelling design. Any survivalist worth his or her copy of Rellaw's "The Survivalist's Bible: A Practical Guide to Urban and Rural Survival" knows that.
Blademaker
04-27-2011, 10:37am
Need something belt fed on a tower on top.
Needs to be surrounded by a deep moat.
wicked_c6
04-27-2011, 10:50am
A can of tear gas into the ventilation shaft would ruin your day.

Since when did zombies learn to carry or fire tear gas?? :)