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C3C7NIC
12-21-2022, 9:21am
What do you get a rich Californian that has everything? "A~Dog"
Luxury rims:
https://agluxurywheels.com/img/gallery/bmw-m8-agl67-brushed-carbon-fiber-agluxury-wheels-01.jpg
Curb feelers to keep them looking like NEW!
https://www.tuningblog.eu/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Curb-Feeler-Bordsteinf%C3%BChler-Tuning.jpg
C3C7NIC
12-21-2022, 9:25am
For Rod's dog Bear
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0243/6759/5597/products/e5e7dfe22733630f1d0c3a2d3fbad0fe_720x.jpg?v=1645172951
sublime1996525
12-21-2022, 9:25am
I don't know about the feelers but I do like those rims lol
C3C7NIC
12-21-2022, 9:29am
For our outdoorsman that is confined to a wheelchair. Can't keep a good Cajun down!
https://compassionmobility.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/8117-Knockout-scaled.jpg
And, in case it rains, as it does 68% of the year...
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/WEBP_402378-T1/images/I/71G5zis0KQL._AC_SX679_.jpg
sublime1996525
12-21-2022, 9:31am
Lol. Jimbly will love it
C3C7NIC
12-21-2022, 9:34am
For my Boo, instruction manual for hip dislocation.
http://www.wildmedcenter.com/uploads/5/9/8/2/5982510/dislocated-hip-treatment_1_orig.png
https://i.chzbgr.com/original/5477131264/hD4B31511/broken-fry-hip-sexy-walk-5477131264
http://cdn.funnyisms.com/61667cd0-d794-4e7b-a036-23f6fffda966.jpg
**NO YOGA MATS WERE HARMED IN THE DISLOCATING OF HAL'S HIP.
:c3c7nic:
C3C7NIC
12-21-2022, 9:40am
We can't forget the youg'in in the group.
Slim~E, this one took some thought... Perhaps you intentionally induce injury so you can get attention from your nurse GF... You might have Munchausen syndrome, but we still love ya kid.
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/WEBP_402378-T1/images/I/61GnU0ii+lL._AC_SL1000_.jpg
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2698/4416/products/ohco-massage-chairs-rosso-nero-ohco-m-8le-massage-chair-m8le-2-29197700956242_1288x1288.jpg?v=1661444991
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d4/68/15/d46815f053125a3f1520ce75fd8f2cd2.jpg
C3C7NIC
12-21-2022, 9:45am
BB~Brent
What do you get a guy that really has it all?
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0034/5230/5520/products/Untitled-1_0001_Pinkinthestink1_480x.webp?v=1667517395
https://i.etsystatic.com/39370320/r/il/07d714/4484095195/il_794xN.4484095195_uuxo.jpg
This will be the coolest cart in your hood:
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/18/87/6d/18876dbe672bd726935e5bd1c2b5184f--kids-cars-pedal-cars.jpg
C3C7NIC
12-21-2022, 9:52am
Rikk~E~Roo....
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nEg3AYvJPVM/maxresdefault.jpg
Something that you and the Mrs. can enjoy together.
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0161/4702/products/large-OldBayCan_InflatablePool.png?v=1608296697
Onebadcad
12-21-2022, 9:57am
For you liberal friends seeking Christmas gifts:
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0323/0371/0253/products/2M10215041-DWaystoAnnoyaLiberal_3_720x.jpg?v=1657221695
Onebadcad
12-21-2022, 9:58am
For anyone in here who calls a van their home:
https://res.cloudinary.com/epantry/image/upload/f_auto,fl_progressive,h_650,ar_1:1,c_pad,b_white/v1648769422/ad1hqrirnrbyqyfaq0r8.jpg
C3C7NIC
12-21-2022, 10:00am
Benn~E
A costume for the horses, to keep them warm and toasty this Christmas season
http://sleezybarbhorsewear.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Horse-Costumes-Elf-2.jpg
I baked you some tasty cupcakes
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSYaDV4FJ3MUMMNypC7of3Xn7mozHoNHJAFVy1VjYVYLpoKOu65v9Dw-Hk2zAnghW4wNiY&usqp=CAU
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4e/39/56/4e39562333942895993057fabd422560.jpg
Rodnok1
12-21-2022, 10:00am
...
And one for you.
Onebadcad
12-21-2022, 10:00am
For the classiest dood, or doodette, in here,,, not sure who that is.
The Macallan Lalique Collection, auction price is $1+M:
https://www.lalique.com/media/news/46_hero_image.jpg
Onebadcad
12-21-2022, 10:02am
I think we could all use one of these:
https://www.leatherman.com/dw/image/v2/AAMV_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-master/default/dw1f3a7b61/pdp_assets/Rebar/rebar-black-fanned.jpg?sw=2000&sh=2000&sm=fit&sfrm=jpg
Onebadcad
12-21-2022, 10:05am
A super-soft ass wipe rag, store in event of emergency:
https://i.etsystatic.com/38115653/r/il/56187e/4381673625/il_1140xN.4381673625_a87n.jpg
Onebadcad
12-21-2022, 10:05am
For any shooting enthusiast in here:
https://bernietargets.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Biden-New-CR-Mark-324x324.png
C3C7NIC
12-21-2022, 10:05am
For my good buddy Donn~E, nothing but the best to show off that sexy new bike and bod!
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0234/5963/products/04_28USA_Hawaiians-3728.jpg?v=1588176085&width=640&quality=75
To get that smooth "chrome dome" head shave...
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0582/7510/2871/products/headblade-atx-razor-471742.jpg?v=1647992878
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7c/aa/79/7caa797aaef555bc5daec91d1862c478--its-funny-funny-shit.jpg
https://i.imgflip.com/2bonp6.jpg
Strats-N-Vettes
12-21-2022, 10:08am
For our outdoorsman that is confined to a wheelchair. Can't keep a good Cajun down!
https://compassionmobility.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/8117-Knockout-scaled.jpg
And, in case it rains, as it does 68% of the year...
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/WEBP_402378-T1/images/I/71G5zis0KQL._AC_SX679_.jpg
Lol. Jimbly will love it
:skia: :skia: :skia: :skia:
DJ_Critterus
12-21-2022, 10:15am
I think we could all use one of these:
https://www.leatherman.com/dw/image/v2/AAMV_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-master/default/dw1f3a7b61/pdp_assets/Rebar/rebar-black-fanned.jpg?sw=2000&sh=2000&sm=fit&sfrm=jpg
I have one of those from my time in Afghanistan that took 7.62 round and still works like new. Those things are AWESOME!
C3C7NIC
12-21-2022, 10:17am
RM, you need something extra special for everything you did to help me earlier this year!
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcQm38c9G5lr7HVTedtzOzMHf_FhLZrBvVEIKsMpPzlHkk_JKvwucEBxpl8X07l2ibuaMCe7wg-dn4Y1vgWQw6hHIAgyYK_FeKSqnN8Wn6xu9nzxlPKhJx1j0g&usqp=CAE
Your family is very lucky to have such an awesome Dad/Husband! :thumbsup:
Bet your kids will have a great Christmas.
https://c8p9p3e5.rocketcdn.me/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/dad-joke-ipad-meme.jpg
https://www.thedad.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/10-2.jpg
MadInNc
12-21-2022, 10:32am
For Nick~E nurse,,
1. A parts car being a 1968 vette in Michigan to put more miles on their truck and trailer
73665
2. A One Week hands on class with Nurse Flutter and Nurse Polo. Never again Willa 3 yr old tell ya to F*** Off. Nick~E will fit right in.
73667
3. Not forgetting her hubbie, something she can relax at home in
73668
Merry Xmas Candie
C3C7NIC
12-21-2022, 10:41am
Madd~E
Since you run yours dry about every other day, you probably need another one:
https://assets.katomcdn.com/q_auto,f_auto,w_500,dpr_2/products/598/598-TDR48RISZ1LBSG1/598-tdr48risz1lbsg1.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/27/af/8b/27af8b64acbe38d95a2b1a38239e835c.jpg
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2959/1448/products/018i-do-itforthehos_m_1800x1800.jpg?v=1671570269
Oh, and I'm not a nurse (although nurses are AWESOME too)
https://poster.keepcalmandposters.com/default/6016498_keep_calm_im_a_physician_associate.png
C3C7NIC
12-21-2022, 10:45am
Lisa
Girl, I know you hate the cold
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/WEBP_402378-T1/images/I/61qD88EQZ-L._AC_UL1500_.jpg
https://i.etsystatic.com/10464312/r/il/e0fd6a/716351649/il_794xN.716351649_30y1.jpg
Not sure how much you could get done in this one, but.... you would be toasty!
https://images.franksgreatoutdoors.com/media/catalog/product/cache/9d5ef705baf60997fbc8abe922e5a8f1/r/e/realtree-edge-tom-510x594_2.jpg
C3C7NIC
12-21-2022, 10:47am
Didn't have Vegas~Jen on my Christmas list, but couldn't pass on this hot item!
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1429/3688/products/Candyman-99438_2400x.png?v=1589634806
Onebadcad
12-21-2022, 10:49am
Thinking of getting myself a couple of these, black and gray, the only color shirts I wear, will be sure to wear it to the First Anal 2023 Vette Barn Bring the Hoes Down:
https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/mp/products/T812A2PA4267PT17X57Y40D12547932W23136H18827CxFFFFFF/views/1,width=550,height=550,appearanceId=2,backgroundColor=F2F2F2,modelId=115,crop=list/****-you-you-****ing-****er-mens-premium-t-shirt.jpg
C3C7NIC
12-21-2022, 10:52am
Snid~E
This Sweater is PERFECT for you!
https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/4b37a025-61d7-4f1f-9bb6-a304bda90efc.5b9a3b69a44ef2a292471aa3aef15911.jpeg?odnHeight=612&odnWidth=612&odnBg=FFFFFF
And matching socks to keep those piggies warm.
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/PsQAAOSwROVhEp47/s-l500.jpg
:banana1:
C3C7NIC
12-21-2022, 10:57am
Can't forget Stev~E>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Heard you like glitter :leaving:
https://www.cnet.com/a/img/resize/64ef4beee3d37924b65085fae893b717b69f319b/hub/2020/12/17/d2081076-d43d-4d8f-be6d-fe83680ce6a9/glitterbomb.jpg?auto=webp&fit=crop&height=675&width=1200
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/77/2e/0c/772e0cfd624ae95c3e251d273559b941--winter-wear-the-winter.jpg
https://rlv.zcache.com/svc/view?rlvnet=1&realview=113745894146800642&design=b5ebe692-ebe4-4a89-9fd2-6ad8b7e63908&style=hanes_mens_crew_darktshirt_5250&size=a_l&color=black&max_dim=210
Onebadcad
12-21-2022, 11:00am
Here is a gift for the redneck relative that has everything:
https://i.etsystatic.com/21322475/r/il/708aed/4119871029/il_1140xN.4119871029_1i8v.jpg
sublime1996525
12-21-2022, 11:01am
We can't forget the youg'in in the group.
Slim~E, this one took some thought... Perhaps you intentionally induce injury so you can get attention from your nurse GF... You might have Munchausen syndrome, but we still love ya kid.
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/WEBP_402378-T1/images/I/61GnU0ii+lL._AC_SL1000_.jpg
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2698/4416/products/ohco-massage-chairs-rosso-nero-ohco-m-8le-massage-chair-m8le-2-29197700956242_1288x1288.jpg?v=1661444991
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d4/68/15/d46815f053125a3f1520ce75fd8f2cd2.jpg
Lol awwww thanks
dwjz06
12-21-2022, 11:20am
For my good buddy Donn~E, nothing but the best to show off that sexy new bike and bod!
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0234/5963/products/04_28USA_Hawaiians-3728.jpg?v=1588176085&width=640&quality=75
To get that smooth "chrome dome" head shave...
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0582/7510/2871/products/headblade-atx-razor-471742.jpg?v=1647992878
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7c/aa/79/7caa797aaef555bc5daec91d1862c478--its-funny-funny-shit.jpg
https://i.imgflip.com/2bonp6.jpg:D:seasix::cert: Awe shucks. All I got you was a card:D:kimblair::kingpin:
LisaJohn
12-21-2022, 11:36am
[QUOTE=C3C7NIC;2026437]Lisa
Girl, I know you hate the cold
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/WEBP_402378-T1/images/I/61qD88EQZ-L._AC_UL1500_.jpg
https://i.etsystatic.com/10464312/r/il/e0fd6a/716351649/il_794xN.716351649_30y1.jpg
Not sure how much you could get done in this one, but.... you would be toasty!
Awww, thank you! And I love the lavender!
Anjdog2003
12-21-2022, 11:58am
What do you get a rich Californian that has everything? "A~Dog"
Luxury rims:
https://agluxurywheels.com/img/gallery/bmw-m8-agl67-brushed-carbon-fiber-agluxury-wheels-01.jpg
Nice background for the car.
MadInNc
12-21-2022, 1:03pm
Nice background for the car.
Stanford?
Torqaholic
12-21-2022, 1:09pm
I got to tune up my immune system with a case of the sniffles for Christmas... Worth it to see the grandkids :rofl:
Onebadcad
12-21-2022, 2:05pm
For all you tractor doods in here planning a Hawaii trip:
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0511/0048/3743/products/nenvang_d1fc47d1-bce2-4b2a-a37e-489df34233b3_2000x.jpg?v=1647589565
Patsgarage
12-22-2022, 12:28am
For that one guy.
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.6xaAXI5_9_4kXxsO1oVDFQHaHa%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=d413d7702fdf0db3785210bd272aa0b5cac717063c99226515a356d6a9a2cfe6&ipo=images
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