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GTOguy
11-30-2022, 12:52pm
Alright!

Gonna drive his van to Nevada
Leave the wife and cats at the Bay

Nineteen degrees out at Reno
But talkin' shit all of the way

'cause he's a troller, now, a high troller baby
Mmm--he's a troller, yeah, a shit-talker baby
Alright!

He likes to troll on multiple forums
He spreads the shit as thick as he can
And everybody logs in and follows
'cause the troll talks and brags about his van

Ooh--he's a troller! A fine troller baby, my, my
Ooh---he's a troller, yeah, a fine troller baby
Look out!

Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye, bye bye, bye bye
Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye!

People tend to think he's a braggart
He doesn't hear a word that they say

He's tellin' all of us that we're peons
And some of us he's sayin' are gay

Ooooh--He's a troller---a high troller baby, yeah
He's a troller, a shit roller baby, he is

Bye bye, bye bye, bye, bye.......

Tikiman
11-30-2022, 2:09pm
You should have been a lyricist.

Onebadcad
11-30-2022, 2:56pm
There once was a dood in a van
He kept his gland warm in his hand
Trolling was his game
It proved he was lame
He stays often at No Women's Land

His wit equated to piles of shit
Ruled as forever king of the twits
He spewed he had riches
His BS kept us in stitches
For this forum he is unfit

GTOguy
11-30-2022, 3:03pm
There once was a dood in a van
He kept his gland warm in his hand
Trolling was his game
It proved he was lame
He stays often at No Women's Land

His wit equated to piles of shit
Ruled as forever king of the twits
He spewed he had riches
His BS kept us in stitches
For this forum he is unfit

This is exactly why he IS fit for this forum. Entertainment value is off the chain.

Onebadcad
11-30-2022, 3:12pm
This is exactly why he IS fit for this forum. Entertainment value is off the chain.

BSS is never deterred so he gets points.

GTOguy
11-30-2022, 3:36pm
BSS is never deterred so he gets points.
That's what sold me on Yadkin. He was like Paul Newman fighting George Kennedy in the film Cool Hand Luke. Got dog-piled big time on the other forum and stood his ground. Didn't budge an inch. Admirable. :seasix:

Onebadcad
11-30-2022, 3:53pm
That's what sold me on Yadkin. He was like Paul Newman fighting George Kennedy in the film Cool Hand Luke. Got dog-piled big time on the other forum and stood his ground. Didn't budge an inch. Admirable. :seasix:

As I have stated before, Yadkin has already chosen to forget more than BSS will ever know,,,

LATB
11-30-2022, 4:52pm
That's what sold me on Yadkin. He was like Paul Newman fighting George Kennedy in the film Cool Hand Luke. Got dog-piled big time on the other forum and stood his ground. Didn't budge an inch. Admirable. :seasix:

Have to agree. I got in the cage with Yadkin a few times and he definitely held his own. And I believe we have exited friends.

A solid conservative with many skills and he can post quality information.

Intelligence can often come off as arrogance if you don't know someone and only read the written word. I admit to making the mistake in this case.

GTOguy
11-30-2022, 5:18pm
I agree. Yadkin doesn't mince words and can come off as arrogant, but he's not. He's just blunt sometimes. I tangled with him and ended up with my own crappy youtube channel.
Scrapping with Yadkin is like scrapping with a badger in a telephone booth. LOL...

dvarapala
11-30-2022, 7:43pm
Alright!

Gonna drive his van to Nevada
Leave the wife and cats at the Bay

Nineteen degrees out at Reno
But talkin' shit all of the way

'cause he's a troller, now, a high troller baby
Mmm--he's a troller, yeah, a shit-talker baby
Alright!

He likes to troll on multiple forums
He spreads the shit as thick as he can
And everybody logs in and follows
'cause the troll talks and brags about his van

Ooh--he's a troller! A fine troller baby, my, my
Ooh---he's a troller, yeah, a fine troller baby
Look out!

Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye, bye bye, bye bye
Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye!

People tend to think he's a braggart
He doesn't hear a word that they say

He's tellin' all of us that we're peons
And some of us he's sayin' are gay

Ooooh--He's a troller---a high troller baby, yeah
He's a troller, a shit roller baby, he is

Bye bye, bye bye, bye, bye.......

In for the video!

DJ, Giraffe, and Snik can play it and Aerovette can sing it. :thumbs:

GTOguy
11-30-2022, 8:06pm
In for the video!

DJ, Giraffe, and Snik can play it and Aerovette can sing it. :thumbs:

That would be epic as hell!!:dance:

I can see the whole thing----the van, the canned oysters, alone in the desert, posting while on the 1000 dollar porta-jon, etc. etc.

Too funny!

GTOguy
12-01-2022, 11:56am
It must have taken some time to make that jingle:D

Not at all. They 'pop' into my head and if I don't write them down, poof-gone.

Had a great one last night but didn't want to get up and write it down, so most of it is gone. Some key parts left, though, enough to work with.

I'll post it later today. Sung to the Tune "Stuck in the Middle With You" by Steeler's Wheel.

:seasix:

GTOguy
12-01-2022, 12:15pm
I hope this forum increases female posters. I had female groupies on CF who sent me songs and poems:yesnod:
I can see why, since you're a younger, better looking version of Harrison Ford. :seasix:

Onebadcad
12-01-2022, 12:43pm
I hope this forum increases female posters. I had female groupies on CF who sent me songs and poems:yesnod:

Before, or after, you slept with sofia vergara and scarlett j??

DJ_Critterus
12-01-2022, 12:48pm
Before, or after, you slept with sofia vergara and scarlett j??

Don't you mean Heath Ledger up on some broken mountain?

The_Dude
12-01-2022, 3:30pm
Have to agree. I got in the cage with Yadkin a few times and he definitely held his own. And I believe we have exited friends.

A solid conservative with many skills and he can post quality information.

Intelligence can often come off as arrogance if you don't know someone and only read the written word. I admit to making the mistake in this case.

It seems with someone else's arrival, Yadkin is now being appreciated. I've always liked him. He was rude sometimes, but that just added character to his posts. :yesnod:

ratflinger
12-01-2022, 6:10pm
Yadkin is now at genius level! His posts are sometimes useful.

LATB
12-01-2022, 6:13pm
It seems with someone else's arrival, Yadkin is now being appreciated. I've always liked him. He was rude sometimes, but that just added character to his posts. :yesnod:

Agree. I recognize this as well. :seasix:

LATB
12-01-2022, 6:16pm
I hope this forum increases female posters. I had female groupies on CF who sent me songs and poems:yesnod:

I can see why, since you're a younger, better looking version of Harrison Ford. :seasix:

You would be surprised at women who prefer the bad guy poster:seasix:

GTO fishes like a surgeon. Poor bastard doesn’t even know he’s hooked. :rofl: