Paul Pelosi: American Badass

[Bill]

Victim of vicious hammer attack, released from hospital 3 days later. Its a miracle! And certainly not because Paul was actually at the hospital to get his torn rectum sewed up. Never that.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/paul-pelosi-returns-home-hospital-days-hammer-attack

[Frankie the Fink]

Victim of vicious hammer attack, released from hospital 3 days later. Its a miracle! And certainly not because Paul was actually at the hospital to get his torn rectum sewed up. Never that.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/paul-pelosi-returns-home-hospital-days-hammer-attack
Yeah - not too much commentary from Nancy about the illegal immigrant that brained her husband.

[ratflinger]

Wrecked 'em hell, damn near killed him!

[TheHammer]

Poor Paul got caught with his boy toy, everybody knows it now. Can't wait till Nancy gets him home and works him over, he'll have to be re-admitted to the hospital

[Frankie the Fink]

Poor Paul got caught with his boy toy, everybody knows it now. Can't wait till Nancy gets him home and works him over, he'll have to be re-admitted to the hospital
There is a reason they don't want the video of the attack published, Paul rolling around with some young guy in his underwear - you can't unsee something like that...

[SnikPlosskin]

From the article:

“ Pelosi opened the door to responding officers, who saw both him and the intruder struggling for control of the hammer, according to investigators.”

WTF? How exactly does an 80 year old man in a life and death struggle with a much younger assailant actively attacking him, get to the door and open it?

A young, strong guy would likely not be able to pull that off. This coverup story is ridiculous.

[Strats-N-Vettes]

Is it me or does it seem like lately when Nancy is out of town Paul gets hammered?

[DJ_Critterus]

There is a reason they don't want the video of the attack published, Paul rolling around with some young guy in his underwear - you can't unsee something like that...

https://scontent-mia3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/313200254_3296584613960884_8885181979124903721_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=ae9488&_nc_ohc=G73um7kcabQAX8o4aw8&_nc_ht=scontent-mia3-2.xx&oh=03_AdQSY7FMzGHQFfJApQ73tbdjaeX2TnQGKGdOzN_BUOrXCQ&oe=638C7D6A
https://scontent-mia3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/308371120_1305979196815839_946249770692141264_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=ae9488&_nc_ohc=okXYdvfuz30AX8r2sua&tn=IwE4-mCkDxj-9q2-&_nc_ht=scontent-mia3-1.xx&oh=03_AdRpQhvQM_e5GCTs7ZoPQZInHQwfuGYFLSWhGGpBsCfXcw&oe=638C8D42

[Tikiman]

Now Nancy has to live with the fact that everyone in the country knows that her husband prefers the cock over her. :rofl:

[Grey Ghost]

he forgot the safeword

[Steve_R]

Is it me or does it seem like lately when Nancy is out of town Paul gets hammered?

You would too if you were married to that, um, thing. :ack:

[Aerovette]

Pics of hammer...

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2350/3497/products/us-toy-tmp-images-catalog-products-m-x-mx2903_e6dd7b4a-5fcc-4f8e-b1db-5bd520a0fe78.jpg?v=1613160481

[dvarapala]

Victim of vicious hammer attack, released from hospital 3 days later. Its a miracle! And certainly not because Paul was actually at the hospital to get his torn rectum sewed up. Never that.

Are you not suggesting that Pelosi was using the infamous hammer as a butt plug? :shrug:

NTTAWTT...

[Aerovette]

I just hope Paul Pelosi will be well enough to play himself in the released videos of the incident.

[GTOguy]

If StorytellerStealth hadn't been run off, he'd set all you guys straight!

:leaving:

[LATB]

Pics of hammer...

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2350/3497/products/us-toy-tmp-images-catalog-products-m-x-mx2903_e6dd7b4a-5fcc-4f8e-b1db-5bd520a0fe78.jpg?v=1613160481

Ribbed…For her. :Jeff '79:

[LisaJohn]

Now 2 hammers are involved:smash::smash:

[slewfoot]

Yeah - not too much commentary from Nancy about the illegal immigrant that brained her husband.


You know he was from Canada right?

[slewfoot]

If StorytellerStealth hadn't been run off, he'd set all you guys straight!

:leaving:


He's still sniffing around.


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[Sea Kelp]

Are you not suggesting that Pelosi was using the infamous hammer as a butt plug? :shrug:

NTTAWTT...

maybe why the cops didn’t want to grab it and stop the assault
:leaving:

[VITE1]

Why did NBC retract this report?


https://www.foxnews.com/media/nbc-silent-after-retracting-paul-pelosi-report-under-mysterious-circumstances

[Tikiman]

You know he was from Canada right?


You do realize that he was still in this country illegally, right? Have you ever thought of educating yourself?


Nah. Never mind. For you, that would probably involve binge watching 24 hours of The View while listening to NPR.

[Frankie the Fink]

From the article:

“ Pelosi opened the door to responding officers, who saw both him and the intruder struggling for control of the hammer, according to investigators.”

WTF? How exactly does an 80 year old man in a life and death struggle with a much younger assailant actively attacking him, get to the door and open it?

A young, strong guy would likely not be able to pull that off. This coverup story is ridiculous.
The original report has been withdrawn and just before the midterms, Paul is having a bad year, what with drunken car crashes and now this bit of nonsense. The whole original scenario is BS; first off a San Fran mansion on billionaire's row will have security, cameras and alarms out the ying-yang, second no 82 year old man is fending off a young dude with a hammer, third Nancy getting her geriatric husband home after a skull fracture within 72 hours is part of getting him under control.

[Bill]

You do realize that he was still in this country illegally, right? Have you ever thought of educating yourself?


Nah. Never mind. For you, that would probably involve binge watching 24 hours of The View while listening to NPR.

NPR now broadcasts abortions, live on the air, in a celebration of empowerment and bravery.

https://news.yahoo.com/npr-broadcasts-ghastly-audio-woman-182904091.html

Give the people what they want, amirite?

[Tikiman]

NPR now broadcasts abortions, live on the air, in a celebration of empowerment and bravery.

https://news.yahoo.com/npr-broadcasts-ghastly-audio-woman-182904091.html

Give the people what they want, amirite?


Liberal democrats must love that. Probably record them to play them back at night for something for them to fall asleep to.

[Aerovette]

The original report has been withdrawn and just before the midterms, Paul is having a bad year, what with drunken car crashes and now this bit of nonsense. The whole original scenario is BS; first off a San Fran mansion on billionaire's row will have security, cameras and alarms out the ying-yang, second no 82 year old man is fending off a young dude with a hammer, third Nancy getting her geriatric husband home after a skull fracture within 72 hours is part of getting him under control.

*struggling over hammer

"Ding-dong"

David, hold on, let me answer the door

Come in officers (walks back over and struggles with perp again)

:rofl:

Wasn't it also reported that he called the police from an elevator? Why did he get off the elevator?

Now we get reports that the police didn't know who lived there. Bullshit.

This is so typical of Dems and straight out of the Ted Kennedy playbook.

[gs568]

Seems rational.

[SnikPlosskin]

You do realize that he was still in this country illegally, right? Have you ever thought of educating yourself?


Nah. Never mind. For you, that would probably involve binge watching 24 hours of The View while listening to NPR.

Brother, I’m with you. :seasix: