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SnikPlosskin
11-03-2022, 3:31pm
Today I woke up at 5am, got up and hit the desk and worked with intensity for 10 hours.

Knocked out a bunch or work on three different projects, did a live podcast off the cuff, ran to a strategy meeting with a client that is the culmination of three months of work (paid in advance…) and chased a sketchy Mexican out of my yard.

He approached me from behind as I drove into the driveway. Bad idea Senior.

Now, understand, not even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself can’t get me to up before 10am. Let alone do actual work.

My job requires a lot of mental heavy lifting which is exhausting. I’m spent, but in that “Today was a good day” sort of spent.

Nap time suckers!

Anjdog2003
11-03-2022, 3:44pm
I woke up at 9am had breakfast and walked to the bike shop and bought an electric bike. They are normally $1,889 but for the week at $1,399. They go between 26-30 mph with 40 mile range. I'am thinks of starting a club with our patches saying "Dogs MC" :yesnod:

LATB
11-03-2022, 3:47pm
I woke up at 9am had breakfast and walked to the bike shop and bought an electric bike. They are normally $1,889 but for the week at $1,399. They go between 26-30 mph with 40 mile range. I'am thinks of starting a club with our patches saying "Dogs MC" :yesnod:

I’d wear those colors…

71730

theandies
11-03-2022, 4:18pm
and chased a sketchy Mexican out of my yard.

He approached me from behind as I drove into the driveway. Bad idea Senior.




:confused5: - Need more information. :confused5:

ZipZap
11-03-2022, 4:23pm
I woke up at 9am had breakfast and walked to the bike shop and bought an electric bike. They are normally $1,889 but for the week at $1,399. They go between 26-30 mph with 40 mile range. I'am thinks of starting a club with our patches saying "Dogs MC" :yesnod:

Got me a Rad Power last year. Kinda wish I had it when I was riding the strand in the South Bay. What I really wanted was a Segway, but they are still damn pricey.

Anjdog2003
11-03-2022, 4:34pm
Got me a Rad Power last year. Kinda wish I had it when I was riding the strand in the South Bay. What I really wanted was a Segway, but they are still damn pricey.



My Brother and son and i are going to meet in Zion National Park in May. Thought it would be cool to hit the trails up there with our bikes.

Torqaholic
11-03-2022, 4:43pm
Old people just wake up early I'd guess. I've been waking up early too. Around 1630, but my sleep schedule is 180° out of synch with normal people since retiring from working midnights for a couple decades. Waking up at that time is like being in boot camp again, never thought I'd do that voluntarily :rofl:

TheHammer
11-03-2022, 4:52pm
I hate days like that.

SnikPlosskin
11-03-2022, 4:55pm
:confused5: - Need more information. :confused5:

Just a sketch dude who approached my vehicle in my driveway as I pulled up. I told him the GTFO my property. He did so with haste.

Frankie the Fink
11-03-2022, 10:51pm
Today I woke up at 5am, got up and hit the desk and worked with intensity for 10 hours.

Knocked out a bunch or work on three different projects, did a live podcast off the cuff, ran to a strategy meeting with a client that is the culmination of three months of work (paid in advance…) and chased a sketchy Mexican out of my yard.

He approached me from behind as I drove into the driveway. Bad idea Senior.

Now, understand, not even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself can’t get me to up before 10am. Let alone do actual work.

My job requires a lot of mental heavy lifting which is exhausting. I’m spent, but in that “Today was a good day” sort of spent.

Nap time suckers!
I worked my ass off for 45 years just so I now don't have to do anything you described; get up about 9 am and hit Waffle House...

Yadkin
11-04-2022, 3:55am
Got me a Rad Power last year.

Made in China.

SnikPlosskin
11-04-2022, 6:53am
I just pooped today, hold on while I make a thread about it

That’s against the rules.

Section 837a: paragraph 5 of the Vette Barn rules states:

Threads on pooping are a violation if there is nothing unusual or threadworthy with regard to the pooping.

“I pooped today” = not threadworthy

“I pooped on the table at Wafflehouse” = threadworthy

“I pooped on my neighbors porch” = not threadworthy

“I pooped on my neighbors porch while the neighbors daughter sucked me off” = threadworthy

“I pooped in all the shoes in the hosts closet at a party” = threadworthy

I hope that clears this up.

The Vette Barn appreciates your contributions and participation while staying within the rules.

Tikiman
11-04-2022, 9:24am
Is "pooping on wavy roofs" still threadworthy?

Asking for Fourpenny.

SnikPlosskin
11-04-2022, 2:42pm
Is "pooping on wavy roofs" still threadworthy?

Asking for Fourpenny.

I’m gonna make a judgement call here.

I say, yes. But you must be naked while pooping and playing a trumpet.

Vandelay Industries
11-04-2022, 2:53pm
I’m gonna make a judgement call here.

I say, yes. But you must be naked while pooping and playing a trumpet.

Will this do? :leaving:

https://img.ifunny.co/images/386ad7d189cbd783ec779ed777ec270a1eeeb07132ca0085f72d2c55d8c6fb75_1.jpg

Bill
11-04-2022, 3:18pm
That’s against the rules.

Section 837a: paragraph 5 of the Vette Barn rules states:

Threads on pooping are a violation if there is nothing unusual or threadworthy with regard to the pooping.

“I pooped today” = not threadworthy

“I pooped on the table at Wafflehouse” = threadworthy

“I pooped on my neighbors porch” = not threadworthy

“I pooped on my neighbors porch while the neighbors daughter sucked me off” = threadworthy

“I pooped in all the shoes in the hosts closet at a party” = threadworthy

I hope that clears this up.

The Vette Barn appreciates your contributions and participation while staying within the rules.


All the best.


Fixed.

SnikPlosskin
11-04-2022, 10:30pm
Will this do? :leaving:

https://img.ifunny.co/images/386ad7d189cbd783ec779ed777ec270a1eeeb07132ca0085f72d2c55d8c6fb75_1.jpg

Absolutely.

I seriously wish I conceived of that photo and took it.

ZipZap
11-04-2022, 11:40pm
Made in China.

So's your mom.

ZipZap
11-04-2022, 11:43pm
My Brother and son and i are going to meet in Zion National Park in May. Thought it would be cool to hit the trails up there with our bikes.

At some point, get off the bikes and discover the narrows. It's like nothing I've ever seen anywhere else. Just be careful about watching for storms.

Louie Detroit
11-05-2022, 3:38am
Made in China.

:yesnod: The word on the street is buying any chink e-bike is crazy. It'll be fun and games until it breaks and needs service.

Louie Detroit
11-05-2022, 3:41am
Will this do? :leaving:

https://img.ifunny.co/images/386ad7d189cbd783ec779ed777ec270a1eeeb07132ca0085f72d2c55d8c6fb75_1.jpg

Musta been some good smoke. :shots:

Louie Detroit
11-05-2022, 3:47am
I woke up at 9am had breakfast and walked to the bike shop and bought an electric bike. They are normally $1,889 but for the week at $1,399. They go between 26-30 mph with 40 mile range. I'am thinks of starting a club with our patches saying "Dogs MC" :yesnod:

So A-Dog, are you going to furnish any further technical/spec info on your e-bike purchase?

Tikiman
11-05-2022, 6:41am
Will this do? :leaving:

https://img.ifunny.co/images/386ad7d189cbd783ec779ed777ec270a1eeeb07132ca0085f72d2c55d8c6fb75_1.jpg


A good sativa will make you do that. :yesnod: Indica not so much.