If Porter had a daughter

[DJ_Critterus]

https://youtu.be/OLMV_aazlKw

[sublime1996525]

Nah. She hit the ball and didn't fall down. Not Porter enough

[DJ_Critterus]

Nah. She hit the ball and didn't fall down. Not Porter enough

She's mo' like her momma :yesnod:

[Steve_R]

Would love to know what happened next. :Jeff '79:

[DJ_Critterus]

Would love to know what happened next. :Jeff '79:

She got tazered right before the riots started :yesnod:

[Steve_R]

Stupid white chick lives matter.

[Louie Detroit]

If she hadn’t choked up on her swing she might of had a higher launch angle and had the ball go over the cop car.

[Onebadcad]

If she hadn’t choked up on her swing she might of had a higher launch angle and had the ball over go over the cop car.

And if the cop was not speeding we would have had a non-incident.

[Vandelay Industries]

Video of strip search?

[DJ_Critterus]

Video of strip search?

umm....not so sure she is old enough to star in a video like that.

[Vandelay Industries]

umm....not so sure she is old enough to star in a video like that.

I have no idea who that is, but in my mind she's 21.

[DJ_Critterus]

I have no idea who that is, but in my mind she's 21.

looks like she actually is over 21.

[Vandelay Industries]

looks like she actually is over 21.

::banana1:

[Louie Detroit]

Seems she’s 30 or so.

[GTOguy]

I remember when I was 12 years old hanging out on a golf course with a buddy and bombing passing cars with lemons....He wound up and let one go and the car ended up being a police car, which skidded to a halt. Now, my friend was a slow runner, and I was fast, but he passed me up like I was tied to a post running across that golf course. We did get away clean, but man, nothing like running from the cops to get the old adrenaline up. Never did that again!!

[dvarapala]

Would love to know what happened next. :Jeff '79:

She found the perfect guy.

[DJ_Critterus]

Here she is at softball practice
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ComposedFriendlyBettong-size_restricted.gif

[Hardluck]

Making fun of little chileans is a dick move, you dick! Oh, and eabod!!!

[DJ_Critterus]

Making fun of little chileans is a dick move, you dick! Oh, and eabod!!!
STFU, Porter :thehandle:

[Hardluck]

STFU, Porter :thehandle:

No need to get violent!:kick:

[DJ_Critterus]

Would love to know what happened next. :Jeff '79:

Maybe a body cavity search??????

[DJ_Critterus]

No need to get violent!:kick:

Again, I said STFU, PORTER!!!!:issues:

[Bill]

Making fun of little chileans is a dick move, you dick! Oh, and eabod!!!


I believe the Chileans are our future......

[DJ_Critterus]

I believe the Chileans are our future......

Well, yeah.... if we allow Brandon and the libs to keep the border open.