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Bill
10-23-2022, 6:31am
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Moment transgender singer strips NAKED live on Channel 4 and plays the keyboard with her PENIS

By Elena Salvoni For Mailonline

Published: 15:08 EDT, 22 October 2022 | Updated: 16:14 EDT, 22 October 2022

This is the moment a transgender comedian stripped completely naked mid-song before playing the keyboard with her penis on live television.

Jordan Gray, who was assigned male at birth and has been open about undergoing her transition, appeared on Friday Night Live on Channel 4 yesterday.

In her sketch, she sang an expletive-filled song about her experience as a trans woman.

It was part of the one-off return of the popular 80s standup show, originally called Saturday Live, which Channel 4 aired as part of its 40th birthday celebrations.

The show included comedians who appeared in the original version of the show, such as Jo Brand and Harry Enfield, as well as new talent like Gray and Rosie Jones, and was hosted by Ben Elton.

Before the performance, Gray, who was the first transgender singer on talent show The Voice in 2016, told her Twitter followers: 'Tonight we make history.'
This is the moment a transgender comedian stripped completely naked mid-song before playing the keyboard with her penis on live television

This is the moment a transgender comedian stripped completely naked mid-song before playing the keyboard with her penis on live television
Gray jumps up from the piano before counting down 'one, two, three' and ripping off her suit and exposing herself entirely

Gray jumps up from the piano before counting down 'one, two, three' and ripping off her suit and exposing herself entirely

'I haven't had a Yorkie bar in five years,' she said at the start of her set, in a refence to the chocolate brand's former slogan 'it's not for girls'.

Gray took to the keyboard in a bright pink suit, telling the audience: 'This is the coolest night of my life, you're watching me experience the coolest night of my life.'

She opened the song with the lyric: 'I look out in the faces in this room, and wish that I could crawl back in the womb.

'And start again, against God's plans, with different glands and smaller hands.'

The dark curly-haired comedian added: 'I wish the world could finally understand: I'm more than just a female Russell Brand.'


As the song draws to a close, she tells the audience: 'You know the best thing about live TV? I can do stupid stuff like this!'



She then launched into the comedic song referencing the Chuckle Brothers' 'to me to you' skit before saying 'now back to me - this song's about me'.

The song moves into her own version of Do-Re-Mi and increasingly intense keyboard playing.


She then jumps up from the piano before counting down 'one, two, three' and ripping off her suit and exposing herself entirely.

After dancing around stage the naked comedian returns to the keyboard, shouting 'see you Friday at the London Palladium b*****s' and briefly plays a few keys with her penis.

She jumps on top of the piano seat to a huge applause from the audience before leaving the stage.

After the sketch, host Ben Elton quipped 'now that is what I call a kn*b gag'.

The 90-minute show, which aired at 9pm on Friday, also featured appearances from Julian Clary, Stephen Fry, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.

Vandelay Industries
10-23-2022, 7:00am
Incoming job offer from Brandon!

Rob
10-23-2022, 7:08am
Her penis?

Bill
10-23-2022, 7:45am
Incoming job offer from Brandon!

Not necessarily. Brandon has already interviewed this winner for the job, so the competition will be, ummm..........stiff.

https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanmulvaney/video/7156708652110449962?is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=7156708652110449962

Budman
10-23-2022, 7:58am
No pics please.

Dan47
10-23-2022, 8:02am
Celebrating mental illness is the new normal. Where’s Nurse Ratchet when you need her?

Vandelay Industries
10-23-2022, 8:39am
Not necessarily. Brandon has already interviewed this winner for the job, so the competition will be, ummm..........stiff.

https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanmulvaney/video/7156708652110449962?is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=7156708652110449962

:wtf::puke::wtf:

jw38
10-23-2022, 10:28am
Her penis?

No shit. Shes don't have penises. What a ****ed up world we live in!

dvarapala
10-23-2022, 12:17pm
Her penis?

"assigned male at birth" and nutty as a fruitcake.

Bill
10-23-2022, 8:18pm
https://media.patriots.win/post/90RK6yLcn4nc.jpeg

Dan47
10-24-2022, 9:44am
:yesnod:

Torqaholic
10-24-2022, 10:32am
Given the incomprehensible nature of the story it sounds English. Displaying insanity on television might be the least of their worries. I think they're about two tea biscuits short of mass starvation :sadangel:

StudleyJames
10-24-2022, 11:18am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6oOC6QLClM

Bill
10-25-2022, 9:12am
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