3 Things I learned today

[MEC5LADY]

1.Anger is a powerful motivator and I was able to get lots done around the house.

2. If you are mowing the yard and hit a big azz rock, stop the mower, take out the spark plug and check your blade. DO NOT under any circumstance say to yourself "Ahhh feck it all to hell" and keep mowing the yard despite the horrible noise and shaking of the mower. Chances are your blade is bent all to hell and the rock was able to break off the bolt holding the blade in place. On a good note I finished mowing the yard.

3. After cleaning out the garage and mowing the yard, your long hair will be a frightful mess resembling Don King's hairdo. Although you might think this is bad it's not, people will take one look at you and figure you have lost what little of your mind you have left and leave you alone.:cheers:

[HeatherO]

:lol::lol::leaving:

[MEANZ06]

:lol: for the Don King hair reference...

[DAB]

something like this?

http://estb.msn.com/i/12/2BA77821B3CC61355687D11E7DE.jpg

[MEC5LADY]

something like this?

http://estb.msn.com/i/12/2BA77821B3CC61355687D11E7DE.jpg

Almost.... the top would have melt in the sun so I didn't bother with it.

[nhra_ta]

:rofl::rofl:

[TabuIsMe]

Note to self: never make big sister angry:lol:

[99 pewtercoupe]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[lspencer534]

:rofl::rofl:

[lander]

Yeah...like a woman could learn three things in one day. WTF are you going to do for the rest of the week? :confused:

:leaving:

[Flatbush Harry]

Almost.... the top would have melt in the sun so I didn't bother with it.

Be still, my heart. My imagination of your envagination, er, what I mean is, er, aw s**t, I stumbled over my tongue when talking to an anonymous lady who hides behind objects..........but who has a callipygeous, er, but in the chaps photo, er, oops, I just tried to stand up and banged against the damn desk, er, ....................

Oooooohhhhhhh

6.30+ (which is 2*Pi) ryaHr

[69camfrk]

Holy shit, I'm the first to ask...Pics please!!!!!:D

[DAB]

Almost.... the top would have melt in the sun so I didn't bother with it.

well of course. it's all i could find on the interweb on short notice that had the hair thing going.

don't you hate when you work all day in the yard and come in all sweaty, and your sweat dries in the cool house, and then the chunks of dirt pull your chest hair out? hate when that happens.

[lspencer534]

well of course. it's all i could find on the interweb on short notice that had the hair thing going.

don't you hate when you work all day in the yard and come in all sweaty, and your sweat dries in the cool house, and then the chunks of dirt pull your chest hair out? hate when that happens.

Yep, I'm sure she hates it when that happens. :rofl:

[lander]

Holy shit, I'm the first to ask...Pics please!!!!!:D


No...you're just the last to "know". :D

[Allan]

Yeah...like a woman could learn three things in one day. WTF are you going to do for the rest of the week? :confused:

:leaving:

:lolsmile: :lolsmile: :lolsmile:

[Andrew37]

how do I get my wife to clean the garage and mow the lawn?

[DAB]

how do I get my wife to clean the garage and mow the lawn?

marry well.

a little late to retrain now. you're SOL.

[69camfrk]

No...you're just the last to "know". :D

Dammit!:leaving:

[BuckyThreadkiller]

how do I get my wife to clean the garage and mow the lawn?

Rename it "shopping".

[Flatbush Harry]

:rofl:

H, er, ...........

[Sneaks]

how do I get my wife to clean the garage and mow the lawn?

From what I can glean from this, you gotta make her angry. Try :kick: then :slap: .
Let us know how it works out for ya.....:leaving:

[Blademaker]

While anger is a great motivator, the added stress can kill you.

[JRD77VET]

While anger is a great motivator, the added stress can kill you.

:iagree: Key phrase -- Nothing is ever easy

Over the winter I rebuilt an engine for one of my cub cadets. "Sounded" like it wanted to start but wouldn't fire up. Being it was cold and I had another Cub for snow duty, I let it sit.

I had the engine in and out of the cub three different times over the weekend. Turned out the ACR ( automatic compression release ) on the camshaft wasn't working.

I'll just put in this cam I have.

Key phrase -- Nothing is ever easy

I had to disassemble the entire engine ( except for the valves and lifters ) to change the cam. :banghead:

[CP]

2. If you are mowing the yard and hit a big azz rock, stop the mower, take out the spark plug and check your blade. ...

Just like a woman. The blade isn't inside the spark plug or in the hole you took it out of. :rofl:

[kylebuck]

Yeah...like a woman could learn three things in one day. WTF are you going to do for the rest of the week? :confused:

:leaving:

Make a sandwich? :leaving:

[oahuyahoo]

Hell gettin' 'em to learn one takes an act of god.

[Kerrmudgeon]

Almost.... the top would have melt in the sun so I didn't bother with it.

....soooooo, no top then????? The neighbors must have liked it! :boobies:

[MEC5LADY]

Yeah...like a woman could learn three things in one day. WTF are you going to do for the rest of the week? :confused:

:leaving:

Hunt you down and beat the ever loving shit out of you until you beg for mercy. On second thought you might just be into that and enjoy it a little too much.:slap:

Be still, my heart. My imagination of your envagination, er, what I mean is, er, aw s**t, I stumbled over my tongue when talking to an anonymous lady who hides behind objects..........but who has a callipygeous, er, but in the chaps photo, er, oops, I just tried to stand up and banged against the damn desk, er, ....................

Oooooohhhhhhh

6.30+ (which is 2*Pi) ryaHr

Either I am drunk or you are cause I actually think I understand that! Medic more drugs please and make it a double this time.:beer:

well of course. it's all i could find on the interweb on short notice that had the hair thing going.

don't you hate when you work all day in the yard and come in all sweaty, and your sweat dries in the cool house, and then the chunks of dirt pull your chest hair out? hate when that happens.

If the women you know have chest hair, you better check to see if they are tucking or something. :willy:

Just like a woman. The blade isn't inside the spark plug or in the hole you took it out of. :rofl:

Pffft, you don't know where the blade ended up but thankfully it is still somewhat attached to the thingamabob it is hooked on to a degree. As for the sparkplug, once I pried that sucker out of it's hole it was all good. Why didn't anyone tell me that friggen thing was so hard to pry out? :beat:

....soooooo, no top then????? The neighbors must have liked it! :boobies:

Actually they liked the shorts and I liked the cool breeze that the wobbly blade provided.:cheers:

[lander]

Hunt you down and beat the ever loving shit out of you until you beg for mercy. On second thought you might just be into that and enjoy it a little too much.:slap:



:shutup:

[MEC5LADY]

:shutup:

:slap::beat:

[NB2K]

I think you actually learned 4 things:

Grass cutting is best left to men.:D