Defib1961
08-28-2022, 9:54pm
This is by no means meant as an insult to the hearing impaired.
You will never fully understand the definition of the phrase ”WHAT THE F&!? IS THAT!?!? until you are outside at dark and you hear a sound that you swear has come from the deepest caverns of Satan’s soul. Your hair stands on end, you almost lose control of all bodily functions, your mind screams “RUN!!!” but your legs say “Um, nope ain’t happnin’ “
You haven’t been this scared since the first time you saw a nude picture of Keith Richards and Bob Dylan at Abe Lincoln’s wake.
You slowly turn to find out that the sound is coming from your neighbor across the street who has been as deaf as a rock since she was born. She is yelling at her son for some unknown reason.
I threw my underwear in the trash
You will never fully understand the definition of the phrase ”WHAT THE F&!? IS THAT!?!? until you are outside at dark and you hear a sound that you swear has come from the deepest caverns of Satan’s soul. Your hair stands on end, you almost lose control of all bodily functions, your mind screams “RUN!!!” but your legs say “Um, nope ain’t happnin’ “
You haven’t been this scared since the first time you saw a nude picture of Keith Richards and Bob Dylan at Abe Lincoln’s wake.
You slowly turn to find out that the sound is coming from your neighbor across the street who has been as deaf as a rock since she was born. She is yelling at her son for some unknown reason.
I threw my underwear in the trash