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Bill
06-18-2022, 10:04am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10929963/Biden-79-FALLS-bike-ride-near-Rehoboth-Beach-home.html


Joe Biden fell off his bike during ride near his Rehoboth Beach home in Delaware Friday, as he and his wife celebrated their 45th wedding anniversary.

'I’m good,' the president reportedly told press who saw him take the tumble, which transpired around 9:30am.

Biden told reporters that had trouble removing his shoes from the bikes' pedals, causing the fall.

He was pictured sitting on the pavement after incident, caught up in the bike's frame.

Footage shows Biden with his wife, Jill - surrounded by agents - riding down a road near their Rehoboth Beach home, as press and citizens await the procession with their phones and camera out.

However, gasps soon rang out after the president unexpectedly fell - right as he passed the crowd.
Joe Biden fell off his bike during ride near his Rehoboth Beach home in Delaware Friday, as he and his wife celebrated their 45th wedding anniversary

Joe Biden fell off his bike during ride near his Rehoboth Beach home in Delaware Friday, as he and his wife celebrated their 45th wedding anniversary
Gasps rang out Friday after the president unexpectedly fell Saturday, right as he passed a crowd of reporters and citizens

Gasps rang out Friday after the president unexpectedly fell Saturday, right as he passed a crowd of reporters and citizens
Biden took the solo bike ride - surrounded by agents - Saturday morning near his Rehoboth Beach home




'Back up! Back up' agents can be heard saying in the footage, struggling to keep the concerned onlookers from crowding the downed Democrat.

After about 10 seconds on the concrete, Biden was able to hoist himself up - reportedly telling the crowd that his 'foot got caught.'

A reporter for DailyMail.com who witnessed the spill said Biden got back on the bike at about 9:44 am, and sped off.

Moments before the fall, he greeted reporters with a wave and a 'Good morning!' during the morning ride.

The Bidens marked their 45th wedding anniversary Friday and are spending the Juneteenth holiday weekend at the beach with the first cat, Willlow.

On Friday, the first lady tugged her husband away as he stopped to talk to reporters as they left the White House.

'We gotta go,' Dr. Biden told the president.

Biden was pressed on his trip to Saudi Arabia and two American ex-service members captured by Russians while fighting in Ukraine after leaving the White House ahead of his weekend trip.
Biden, who has famously fallen in public before, pictured sitting on the pavement after incident, caught up in the bike's frame

Biden, who has famously fallen in public before, pictured sitting on the pavement after incident, caught up in the bike's frame
After about 10 seconds on the ground, Biden was able to hoist himself up, reportedly telling the crowd that his 'foot got caught'


Jill then stepped in and said 'we gotta go' and gave him a tug as he responded to shouts from reporters.




Biden is spending the weekend in Rehoboth Beach amid mounting questions over how he will deal with inflation and with the gun package negotiations in the Senate in limbo after Republican Senator John Cornyn stormed out of talks on Thursday night.

Willow flew on Marine One in her carrier, and was taken to the waiting helicopter by a valet.

DJ_Critterus
06-18-2022, 10:19am
Too bad that wasn't a life altering fall. The nation could use that right now.

DAB
06-18-2022, 10:20am
He’ll be in the Tour deFrance next month.

MadInNc
06-18-2022, 10:26am
He’ll be in the Tour deFrance next month.

He wouldn’t pass the medical screening:rofl:

6spdC6
06-18-2022, 10:29am
Too bad that wasn't a life altering fall. The nation could use that right now.


Be careful what you wish for, do not forget who is posing as the VP, Cumala!

No matter what happens we are miles behind the 8ball with the crew in DC.

Most definitely a no-win situation!:puke:

Torqaholic
06-18-2022, 10:54am
Is there any talent liberals don't lack? What a buncha dorks.

NEED-A-VETTE
06-18-2022, 10:55am
This guy. :rolleyes:

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Torqaholic
06-18-2022, 10:56am
Probably forgot he was riding a bike and tried to wander off :rofl:

ZipZap
06-18-2022, 10:59am
Hilarious memes in 3...2...1...:rofl:

snide
06-18-2022, 11:00am
81 million, you know, the thing. :rolleyes:

Bill
06-18-2022, 11:11am
He wouldn’t pass the medical screening:rofl:

Do they test for Namenda?

MadInNc
06-18-2022, 11:20am
Steve_R and 99 pewtercoupe

Common between a couple of threads is 45 anniversary. Hmmmmm

May Pee Cup never fall in river on Euro cruise….

May Steeb never fall today while chasing white ball, walking beach or drinking and smoking on deck.

Beat the odds and precedence set by the other old fart :seasix::datawiz:

Bill
06-18-2022, 11:21am
https://twitter.com/jonboy79788314/status/1538165572457971718

Aerovette
06-18-2022, 11:56am
We need common sense bike laws.

Vandelay Industries
06-18-2022, 12:01pm
I heard about that during a radio news break earlier. "He was able to get up mostly unassisted." :funnier:

Vandelay Industries
06-18-2022, 12:02pm
https://twitter.com/jonboy79788314/status/1538165572457971718

+1 for jonboy for working in "no joke". :seasix:

Onebadcad
06-18-2022, 12:03pm
Fall would be best if he hit his head first,,,

ZipZap
06-18-2022, 12:08pm
Jeebus. I just noticed...

Who the hell uses clips anymore? This guy literally has the absolute worst staff in the history of staffs. Sure, let POTUS ride a bike with the most dangerous pedal set up ever invented. I guess he wants that extra power on the upstroke:rofl:

Bill
06-18-2022, 12:09pm
Hilarious memes in 3...2...1...:rofl:

https://media.patriots.win/post/ha6ZicHO01pQ.png

https://media.patriots.win/post/U1PQn8pAG48i.jpeg

https://media.patriots.win/post/ZPDnqADPnsfR.jpeg

https://media.patriots.win/post/6zbbtxLe5XxI.gif

sublime1996525
06-18-2022, 12:18pm
Honestly this is just sad. I kind of feel sorry for the guy.

ZipZap
06-18-2022, 12:23pm
Hilarious memes in 3...2...1...:rofl:

I need to go out and mow.

Choppers, you know what to do:D

Bill
06-18-2022, 12:33pm
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1538193419071258624?cxt=HHwWgICwufqw4dgqAAAA

IB4TL
06-18-2022, 12:34pm
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/68968 :rofl:

IB4TL
06-18-2022, 12:35pm
Honestly this is just sad. I kind of feel sorry for the guy.

He's a pedophile that's selling us down the river for his own personal gain as well as those around him.

I have zero empathy.
**** him.

Anjdog2003
06-18-2022, 12:59pm
Honestly this is just sad. I kind of feel sorry for the guy.




I feel sorry for the country.

Steve_R
06-18-2022, 1:08pm
Steve_R and 99 pewtercoupe

Common between a couple of threads is 45 anniversary. Hmmmmm

May Pee Cup never fall in river on Euro cruise….

May Steeb never fall today while chasing white ball, walking beach or drinking and smoking on deck.

Beat the odds and precedence set by the other old fart :seasix::datawiz:

:cert:

Aerovette
06-18-2022, 1:20pm
Honestly this is just sad. I kind of feel sorry for the guy.

Nope. He was a coherent asshat, now he's an incoherent asshat. The asshat part is enough for me to have zero pity.

Rodnok1
06-18-2022, 1:30pm
Jeebus. I just noticed...

Who the hell uses clips anymore? This guy literally has the absolute worst staff in the history of staffs. Sure, let POTUS ride a bike with the most dangerous pedal set up ever invented. I guess he wants that extra power on the upstroke:rofl:

Those pedals suck.. I had a pair long ago and they tried killing me so off they came :slap:

Don Rickles
06-18-2022, 2:13pm
Honestly this is just sad. I kind of feel sorry for the guy.

I feel sorrier for the person that thought it would be a good idea to put a mentality/physically struggling aged, on a publicly stunt like this and likely losing his/her jobs! :yesnod:

And his first reaction was to head to a child?:confused5:

DAB
06-18-2022, 2:13pm
time to put the training wheels back on.

DAB
06-18-2022, 2:46pm
The CDC has announced, in conjunction with the DOT and Little Pete, that all Americans older than 12 will be required to wear an approved biking safety helmet at all times when they are outside, for the protection of themselves and everyone else.

And the ATF is banning, effective immediately, all high capacity foot clips. they are inherently dangerous and should only be used by those who have proper training in the military above the rank of O-6.

thank you.

73sbVert
06-18-2022, 3:31pm
Those pedals suck.. I had a pair long ago and they tried killing me so off they came :slap:I use them all the time. Work great for me.
:shrug:

Anjdog2003
06-18-2022, 3:43pm
I use them all the time. Work great for me.
:shrug:




That's because you're the same age as Joe. :yesnod:

04 commemorative
06-18-2022, 5:53pm
jill should be arrested for elder abuse for letting him run for president

DAB
06-18-2022, 6:00pm
jill should be arrested for elder abuse for letting him run for president

he's her puppet.

JRD77VET
06-18-2022, 6:50pm
81 million, you know, the thing. :rolleyes:

The thing is ballots. NOT votes, ballots :yesnod:

Because joe is a thief

Thunder22
06-18-2022, 6:52pm
:D

Steve_R
06-18-2022, 6:54pm
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

JRD77VET
06-18-2022, 7:57pm
From another forum :rofl:

That would be a ****ing shame if pedo joe broke his neck!


Yeah, that would have been great! At which point we could have said he died from "pedalphalia".

RHunt
06-18-2022, 9:56pm
:rofl:

SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84
06-18-2022, 10:11pm
Where the hell was the steamroller when this happened???

Bill
06-19-2022, 7:26am
REHOBOTH BEACH, DE—Aides are fearful President Biden may have suffered a severe concussion from his bike wreck this morning, as he has suddenly begun speaking coherently.

"He got into the presidential limo and said verbatim, 'I think rapidly adding trillions of dollars in liquidity could be accelerating inflation!'—that's when I knew something was wrong," said Secret Service agent Paul Mancuso. "If he doesn't start slurring his speech and mumbling incoherently soon, we'll have to get him to a doctor."

Reporters on the scene of the crash said Biden could be heard screaming 'Putiiiin!' as his bike toppled sideways. Dr. Jill Biden immediately rushed to her husband, prepared to give a lecture on education. "I'm ok, I'm ok!" said Biden, quickly getting back to his feet. "In fact, I was just thinking how selecting people for nationally significant roles based on intersectionality as opposed to merit will likely lead to harming minorities due to leadership incompetence," said Biden to a stunned crowd. "What? Why is everyone staring at me?"

News of Biden's tumble quickly spread through media, with the cast of The View responding by all falling off their bikes on live TV to show how normal it is. Former President Trump, for his part, mocked Biden by entering a rally on a BMX bike and nailing a perfect 180 tailwhip. "No handle bars, not even hard!" said Mr. Trump, laughing as he biked around the stage. "What a loser!"

At publishing time, aides were reportedly breathing a sigh of relief as Biden yelled at them to "Stop undermining my statements about sparmaglerbin!"









https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-worried-biden-may-have-concussion-as-he-starts-speaking-coherently/

Bill
06-19-2022, 8:12am
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DJ_Critterus
06-19-2022, 8:44am
This guy. :rolleyes:

66856

Too bad he was wearing a helmet.