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Finally had it out with my liberal biden loving neighbor about his eyesore boat lift...:yesnod: The asshole comes out of his cacoon just to play with my dogs...I tried to ignore him, but he called me over to talk about my offer to remove his POS falling apart rotted eysore boat lift that is non functional, and ready to fall in the canal. He says he will take a grand (you may remember I offered him $500 plus pay to remove) but I must only cut down the pilings to seawall level and leave the one pole with his "mercury vapor" light standing. Then he gets on to me about how anal I am about how everything should look nice...etc....so thats when I let him have it.....I told him, Im not anal....I am proud. You and I are both single and approx in the same age group. I have very nice things, I keep my home and property in prestine condition, and am not afraid to spend my HARD earned cash to make it so. I watch my weight, see my doctors regularly, go to the gym etc....where as you are obese, suffer from diabetes, have heart problems, have COPD and STILL smoke like a chimney and live like a slob. Here I am offering you NOW a THOUSAND bucks plus pay to remove your "abomination of an eyesore, a danger and in violation of at least three city codes and you are still arguing with me.....I finally said, Steve, you are the dumbest man I have ever met...(I should have just called him a demoncrat)...He then says..."so you still giving me a grand?"...:confused5: I said fuk u...keep your wonderful boat lift....:slap: :rofl:
So there ya have it....I know I can be an asshole....but I have met my match with this liberal tool....:yesnod:
Sorry Zeekster.
Not finding the "win".
i don't have a boat lift, nor a boat. can i have the $1,000?
Steve_R
05-09-2022, 5:11pm
i don't have a boat lift, nor a boat. can i have the $1,000?
I'm a Steve and I'll take $900. You won't get a better deal zeek, so lemme know. :cert:
Anjdog2003
05-09-2022, 5:23pm
I got as far as 'Finally had it out with my liberal biden loving neighbor' then i...
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Aerovette
05-09-2022, 5:25pm
I'll take $700.00 for you to go ahead and tear out his boat lift. That's a $300.00 discount.
i don't have a boat lift, nor a boat. can i have the $1,000?
I'm a Steve and I'll take $900. You won't get a better deal zeek, so lemme know. :cert:
I will give you EACH a grand if you purchase my POS neighbors home and then remove the boat lift....Oh shit....wait...then I will have TWO ASSHOLES living next to me....Never mind...Ill give you each 500 to stay where you are....:kick:
Aerovette
05-09-2022, 5:31pm
I will give you EACH a grand if you purchase my POS neighbors home and then remove the boat lift....Oh shit....wait...then I will have TWO ASSHOLES living next to me....Never mind...Ill give you each 500 to stay where you are....:kick:
I'll say where I am for $350.00 :D
I will give you EACH a grand if you purchase my POS neighbors home and then remove the boat lift....Oh shit....wait...then I will have TWO ASSHOLES living next to me....Never mind...Ill give you each 500 to stay where you are....:kick:
i'll stay put for $1500.
hey, have you priced lumber lately? :faint: :DAB:
I'll mow my grass for $ 49.95, cash or money order. This is my highest and best offer.
Steve_R
05-09-2022, 5:49pm
I will give you EACH a grand if you purchase my POS neighbors home and then remove the boat lift....Oh shit....wait...then I will have TWO ASSHOLES living next to me....Never mind...Ill give you each 500 to stay where you are....:kick:
I'm in. I don't take personal checks though.
I would rather have any one of you assholes as a neighbor then the current biden loving liberal fool.....I guess I just had enough of putting up with his bull shit for the last few months and it all just came to a head.....ignorant fat bastard....:D
99 pewtercoupe
05-09-2022, 6:49pm
I would rather have any one of you assholes as a neighbor then the current biden loving liberal fool.....I guess I just had enough of putting up with his bull shit for the last few months and it all just came to a head.....ignorant fat bastard....:D
I don’t know about that I have met both these guys. :funnier:
Steve_R
05-09-2022, 7:03pm
I don’t know about that I have met both these guys. :funnier:
:toetap:
99 pewtercoupe
05-09-2022, 7:13pm
:toetap:
:funnier::funnier::funnier:
You know I had to go there. Too easy!
Im beginning to miss my farm in tenn. on 38 acres with NO neighbors....I woulda stayed there if not for the winters....:D
Steve_R
05-09-2022, 7:32pm
Im beginning to miss my farm in tenn. on 38 acres with NO neighbors....I woulda stayed there if not for the winters....:D
So you’re a *****? NTTAWWT.
dvarapala
05-09-2022, 8:13pm
I said fuk u...keep your wonderful boat lift....:slap: :rofl:
And then you called the City Code Enforcement folks. :D
dvarapala
05-09-2022, 8:14pm
Im beginning to miss my farm in tenn. on 38 acres with NO neighbors....I woulda stayed there if not for the winters....:D
If you think TN has winters, you should go hang out in Chicago in January. :D
So you’re a *****? NTTAWWT.
Im the first to admit that Im a puss when it comes to cold weather.....although, now that Im retired and dont HAVE to go out in it.....I could handle it a little better..:)
And then you called the City Code Enforcement folks.
:D
This liberal tool asshole pisses me off one more time like he did today and Imma maken the call....:yesnod: Only bad part is the rest of the neighbors will proly be cited for violations too...but ya know wat??? Fukem all is my motto....:rofl: :cert:
Sorry Zeekster.
Not finding the "win".
There is no win....the win will come when the city cites the asshole for thousands in fines and repairs that he can not afford...:seasix: :yesnod:
Learpilot
05-09-2022, 9:14pm
I would rather have any one of you assholes as a neighbor then the current biden loving liberal fool.....I guess I just had enough of putting up with his bull shit for the last few months and it all just came to a head.....ignorant fat bastard....:D
Do you live in Cape Coral ????
Aerovette
05-09-2022, 10:22pm
Is this the liberal neighbor on the water?
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Olustee bus
05-10-2022, 1:14am
Fukem all is my motto....:rofl: :cert:
Fukem all but six. Save them for pallbearers.
DJ_Critterus
05-10-2022, 8:40am
Im beginning to miss my farm in tenn. on 38 acres with NO neighbors....I woulda stayed there if not for the winters....:D
So, now that you have finally admitted to being a dick, why don't you really stick it to that asshole (pun? Double Entendre?) and call code enforcement. It'll never get better with him anyway.
The chutzpah of the guy to try and negotiate his payment for allowing OP to clean up his property is off the charts. I could see the guy being blindsided by the proposal the first time, and offering a knee jerk reaction, "well, I'll agree, but for a higher price." But now he's had time to consider it. Walking over with ANOTHER counteroffer....chutzpah.
Mike Mercury
05-10-2022, 9:12am
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Anjdog2003
05-10-2022, 11:39am
If you think TN has winters, you should go hang out in Chicago from November to April. :D
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Chicago in April? Shit, I was in NC this passed Sunday, May 8th, ****ING MAY, and it was 44 ****ing degrees at 11 am!
Anjdog2003
05-10-2022, 12:58pm
Chicago in April? Shit, I was in NC this passed Sunday, May 8th, ****ING MAY, and it was 44 ****ing degrees at 11 am!
T-shirt weather
sublime1996525
05-10-2022, 4:25pm
Well at least you still have your $1k
slewfoot
05-10-2022, 7:47pm
Finally had it out with my liberal biden loving neighbor about his eyesore boat lift...:yesnod: The asshole comes out of his cacoon just to play with my dogs...I tried to ignore him, but he called me over to talk about my offer to remove his POS falling apart rotted eysore boat lift that is non functional, and ready to fall in the canal. He says he will take a grand (you may remember I offered him $500 plus pay to remove) but I must only cut down the pilings to seawall level and leave the one pole with his "mercury vapor" light standing. Then he gets on to me about how anal I am about how everything should look nice...etc....so thats when I let him have it.....I told him, Im not anal....I am proud. You and I are both single and approx in the same age group. I have very nice things, I keep my home and property in prestine condition, and am not afraid to spend my HARD earned cash to make it so. I watch my weight, see my doctors regularly, go to the gym etc....where as you are obese, suffer from diabetes, have heart problems, have COPD and STILL smoke like a chimney and live like a slob. Here I am offering you NOW a THOUSAND bucks plus pay to remove your "abomination of an eyesore, a danger and in violation of at least three city codes and you are still arguing with me.....I finally said, Steve, you are the dumbest man I have ever met...(I should have just called him a demoncrat)...He then says..."so you still giving me a grand?"...:confused5: I said fuk u...keep your wonderful boat lift....:slap: :rofl:
So there ya have it....I know I can be an asshole....but I have met my match with this liberal tool....:yesnod:
:rofl::rofl: Sounded like me this morning at a deposition.
MadInNc
05-10-2022, 8:19pm
Chicago in April? Shit, I was in NC this passed Sunday, May 8th, ****ING MAY, and it was 44 ****ing degrees at 11 am!
Yep, we set it up just for ya as we knew y’all be here. Don’t want anymore from NJ to like it down here
Yep, we set it up just for ya as we knew y’all be here. Don’t want anymore from NJ to like it down here
I was heading North back to NJ! But at some point, I will be moving South. To exactly where, I don't know. But you can be damn sure, that one big reason I will be moving is because I hate this liberal politics of NJ, and wherever I end up, I will be making all reasonable efforts to ensure that that place does NOT become like NJ. :yesnod:
Don Rickles
05-11-2022, 8:13am
Not much for me to add to this titles perfect description, but one more outburst like this and the chances of you blowing a gasket (if you do, you do, idc) increases exponentially!
You're the kinda guy the conservatives say "thanks, but we don't need you"....
I'm still waiting for your housekeeper to send me her number? Funny how things work out, these unwell will go on and on, while the ones thinking they're so fit, drop dead cutting the grass....
Wager on?:confused5:
Just get back on topic
Edit: the guy really sounds horrible, playing with your dogs and all....
ZeekareNNN<Neighbors rats....:yesnod:
Aerovette
05-11-2022, 9:41am
*Neighbor's
So, now that you have finally admitted to being a dick, why don't you really stick it to that asshole (pun? Double Entendre?) and call code enforcement. It'll never get better with him anyway.
THIS^^^. Now that you've poured gasoline on the firewood, it's time to toss a match on in. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain. I say go for it. :dance:
Louie Detroit
05-11-2022, 1:48pm
THIS^^^. Now that you've poured gasoline on the firewood, it's time to toss a match on in. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain. I say go for it. :dance:
Sage advice. Not. Live and let live. Move off the bad vibes. Cereal
DJ_Critterus
05-11-2022, 1:55pm
I think I need to get my eyes checked and new glasses. Every time I scroll through the list of threads, I see this one and it always looks like the OP posted "Im sucka dick....."
:willy:
Don Rickles
05-11-2022, 2:38pm
I think I need to get my eyes checked and new glasses. Every time I scroll through the list of threads, I see this one and it always looks like the OP posted "Im sucka dick....."
:willy:
Nah, it's that dago accent in you!:yesnod:
Don Rickles
05-11-2022, 6:07pm
Never mind...Ill give you each 500 to stay where you are....:kick:
How'd I miss this? How much do I get?:hurray:
dvarapala
05-11-2022, 6:09pm
Never mind...Ill give you each 500 to stay where you are....:kick:
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Well...I guess bitching him out paid off.....He came over this morning to apologize and said "I work with you on this..." I told him not to worry, everything is cool but he can talk to the guy tomorrow who is doing the dredging....If he can work it out with him, Ill give him his money....Im done dealing with it....:yesnod:
Don Rickles
05-12-2022, 6:11am
Because guilt, remorse and empathy are traits I lack, as much as being a huge braggart, self centered, bald, old ass, dick
Which neighbor are going to pay next? Words out now, ZeekareNN pays up!:yesnod:
:confused5:
Louie Detroit
05-12-2022, 6:15am
Because guilt, remorse and empathy are traits I lack, as much as being a huge braggart, self centered, bald, old ass, dick
Which neighbor are going to pay next? Words out now, ZeekareNN pays up!:yesnod:
:confused5:
Dude.....
Don Rickles
05-12-2022, 6:21am
Dude.....
Really? :rofl:
Which part?:D
Don Rickles
05-12-2022, 7:24am
Dude.....
Ya know Lou, I apologize, you're right!
Zeek must of really hit a nerve with this topic?
His standard braggart posts are fun and we poke back and forth but to cast hatred and post such horrific words about an individual because of their lifestyle, ill health, amount of or lack of money they have, or the assumption of political ties one holds is hitting below the belt, IMO.....
I really try hard not to hold judgement on others, and everyone has their story.....young old and in between....
I'll ease away on this one......:cert:
:kimblair:
Louie Detroit
05-12-2022, 1:51pm
Ya know Lou, I apologize, you're right!
I'll ease away on this one......:cert:
:kimblair:
Good - because the zeekster more often than not finds the bombing target with well done precision.
Ya know Lou, I apologize, you're right!
Zeek must of really hit a nerve with this topic?
His standard braggart posts are fun and we poke back and forth but to cast hatred and post such horrific words about an individual because of their lifestyle, ill health, amount of or lack of money they have, or the assumption of political ties one holds is hitting below the belt, IMO.....
:kimblair:
Not an assumption.....the phat phuk has even told me in the past he would vote for Brandon again....:kick:
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