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Anjdog2003
05-04-2022, 8:43pm
1. Bitch slap him
2. Call the police
3. stfu TheRealYadKareNNN
4. Post it on the barn
5. It's great to be me

Anjdog2003
05-04-2022, 8:46pm
I'll start......

04 commemorative
05-04-2022, 8:48pm
:balls: tea bag them

Rikki Z-06
05-04-2022, 9:03pm
Take a dump on their roof :yesnod:

Anjdog2003
05-04-2022, 9:05pm
Take a dump on their roof :yesnod:



Roof of their car or house?

Rikki Z-06
05-04-2022, 9:06pm
Roof of their car or house?

Both, a point needs to be made :yesnod:

Louie Detroit
05-04-2022, 9:09pm
Pics of "damaged" wop-mobile requested.

MikeB
05-04-2022, 9:31pm
Both, a point needs to be made :yesnod:

This, plus all 5 selections, and pie.

DAB
05-04-2022, 9:52pm
Send it to the crusher, buy a new one. Duh.

Anjdog2003
05-04-2022, 10:16pm
I have an Italian car, a Fiat pop, so i know what you're talking about :yesnod:






tahnks :spdchk:

Stangkiller
05-04-2022, 10:21pm
Send it to the crusher, buy a new one. Duh.

:iagree: Shit nothing screams I belong in a trailer park like a damaged 4+year old hunk of junk sitting out front.

ZipZap
05-04-2022, 10:29pm
Call Dave Chapelle's security staff:seasix:

Also, stop going to Walmart.

Anjdog2003
05-04-2022, 10:34pm
Call Dave Chapelle's security staff:seasix:

Also, stop going to Walmart.






I work at Walmart. :shrug:

ZipZap
05-04-2022, 10:39pm
I work at Walmart. :shrug:

Granny undies section? Grab one of those and a KY from the pharmacy and rub it out. The 488 you perv.

Aerovette
05-04-2022, 10:42pm
I'm not saying what you should do, but I have seen in movies where they use 55 gallon drums and acid.

UNLESS it was the UPS guy in which case, it was unintentional.

Anjdog2003
05-04-2022, 10:51pm
I'm not saying what you should do, but I have seen in movies where they use 55 gallon drums and acid.

UNLESS it was the UPS guy in which case, it was unintentional.





UPS guys are prone to rub it a little to close. snide told me that :yesnod:

Rikki Z-06
05-05-2022, 6:05am
UPS guys are prone to rub it a little to close. snide told me that :yesnod:

:funnier::funnier::funnier:

Mike Mercury
05-05-2022, 7:54am
1. Bitch slap him
2. Call the police
3. stfu TheRealYadKareNNN
4. Post it on the barn
5. It's great to be me

it's missing #6...

"pull Snides finger"

dwjz06
05-05-2022, 9:00am
Poll invalid. No pie option or STFU Porter option for here:D:lol::cert::kimblair:

The_Dude
05-05-2022, 11:42am
pity post

Anjdog2003
05-05-2022, 12:42pm
Do Italians make trucks?






Nice HiJack Dudeheim :spdchk:

Mick
05-05-2022, 3:26pm
Boaf, a point needs to be made :yesnod:

Fixt.

Don Rickles
05-05-2022, 4:16pm
I think the VBOT’s opinion would be to call the township office and ask them if there’s any violations or codes being broken or abused. Be sure to give your name and address.

THEN only then, post a “What would the Barn do” thread!

Ahh, you might throw in a few tid bits that the accused is dying, in poor health, and a hairy back. And god forbid, don’t forget to include those stalking pictures!!!
:seasix:

Aerovette
05-05-2022, 4:19pm
Does the hoarder have a granddaughter?

Hoarder - 70s
Son/daughter - 50s
Granddaughter - 30s

Louie Detroit
05-05-2022, 4:30pm
Does the hoarder have a granddaughter?

Hoarder - 70s
Son/daughter - 50s
Granddaughter - 30s

Pics of Granddaughter hoarding the salami. :cert:

ZipZap
05-06-2022, 1:16am
Pics of Granddaughter hoarding the salami. :cert:

Damn, do you not have a search function?

slewfoot
05-06-2022, 7:38pm
I can go for weeks on end without washing my car and nothing. The day I do, I
always find one large bird turd either on the windshield or somewhere obvious.

Anjdog2003
05-06-2022, 9:46pm
Birds like clean cars and cajuns

Aerovette
05-07-2022, 12:22am
I can go for weeks on end without washing my car and nothing. The day I do, I
always find one large bird turd either on the windshield or somewhere obvious.

Mostly behind the wheel I'll bet. :lol:

Just kidding :seasix:

mtnman
05-07-2022, 1:51am
it's missing #6...

"pull Snides finger"

I feel that that would negatorily effect the air quality of the northern hemisphere... I also feel that Snide could not possibly comply with the results...

Sorry dude - I'm a realist :leaving:

snide
05-07-2022, 6:13am
I feel that that would negatorily effect the air quality of the northern hemisphere... I also feel that Snide could not possibly comply with the results...

Sorry dude - I'm a realist :leaving:

Legend. :yesnod:

Anjdog2003
05-07-2022, 12:33pm
Two Canucks in my thread. MODS shut it down. :kick:

Aerovette
05-07-2022, 1:38pm
Two Canucks in my thread. MODS shut it down. :kick:

Internet law requires at least two in all forums. There also is supposed to be a stand-by in case one logs out and goes canoeing.

Anjdog2003
05-07-2022, 2:11pm
Internet law requires at least two in all forums. There also is supposed to be a stand-by in case one logs out and goes canoeing.





I don't mind two in all forums but two in one thread?

snide
05-07-2022, 7:23pm
Two Canucks in my thread. MODS shut it down. :kick:

****in' :karen: :rolleyes:

Rikki Z-06
05-07-2022, 7:24pm
****in' :karen: :rolleyes:

:funnier::funnier::funnier:

DJ_Critterus
05-08-2022, 9:40am
I can go for weeks on end without washing my car and nothing. The day I do, I
always find one large bird turd either on the windshield or somewhere obvious.

It's a hint. You should take it and GTFO.