More tails from the road

[DJ_Critterus]

:hump:
https://st4.depositphotos.com/4805703/27995/i/1600/depositphotos_279950716-stock-photo-road-scene-sexy-brunette-girl.jpg
https://cdn.head-fi.org/a/11237114_thumb.jpg
https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/sexy-girl-hitchhiking-boys-getting-260nw-1020141871.jpg
https://www.joblo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/45464f72-2fa0-96dc..jpg
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/NINTCHDBPICT000490395557.jpg

[ratflinger]

Quality tails

[MadInNc]

:hurray:I’d adopt a pair

[snide]

Parrot, expert level.

[Torqaholic]

Only ever picked up three female hitchhikers. Two were prostitutes... Seemed like nice girls but not with my dick :slap:

Pretty sure the third one was an escaped mental patient. Middle of Winter, no coat, wearing sandals without socks. So cold she couldn't even talk until after 10 miles of riding with the heater on full blast. I wouldn't leave a dog to die like that so stopping wasn't optional in my book, but I was real glad to kick her out 25 miles later. Looney toons to the max.

[Dan47]

Way better than the first tails thread. :yesnod:

Anyone ever wonder why girls butts drive us nuts? Seriously, shapes matter but why? I’ve read about the golden ratio, etc., but these things have caused world wars… Why are we slaves to this?

[DJ_Critterus]

Way better than the first tails thread. :yesnod:

Anyone ever wonder why girls butts drive us nuts? Seriously, shapes matter but why? I’ve read about the golden ratio, etc., but these things have caused world wars… Why are we slaves to this?

https://c.tenor.com/HkAXTBAFhLcAAAAC/hiney-adam-sandler.gif

[zeek]

I never pick up hitch hikers...but....there are always SEVERAL exceptions...:D

[DJ_Critterus]

I never pick up hitch hikers...but....there are always SEVERAL exceptions...:D

I posted 5 of them in the OP :yesnod:

[Black94lt1]

4,5,2,3,1! :D

[Mike Mercury]

2,1,3,4,5

[DJ_Critterus]

Moar
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/11/d9/04/11d904d0f8293d9000027ec3e431e4ff--bikini-teen.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/56/8e/d0/568ed05f9cd8126190903bf153849f18.jpg

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0071/3211/9111/products/image_aa09dced-6b39-48a8-937f-3fc55701c497_1200x1200.jpg?v=1627449525
One for Giraffe and Snide
https://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/2337-hitchhiking-in-bikini.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TfFu5ClK68s/mqdefault.jpg

[Louie Detroit]

https://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/2337-hitchhiking-in-bikini.jpg

One for GEODON. fixt

[Old Ben]

Moar
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/11/d9/04/11d904d0f8293d9000027ec3e431e4ff--bikini-teen.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/56/8e/d0/568ed05f9cd8126190903bf153849f18.jpg

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0071/3211/9111/products/image_aa09dced-6b39-48a8-937f-3fc55701c497_1200x1200.jpg?v=1627449525
One for Giraffe and Snide
https://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/2337-hitchhiking-in-bikini.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TfFu5ClK68s/mqdefault.jpg

OP should get 30 day ban for posting image 4. :ack:

[snide]

OP should get 30 day ban for posting image 4. :ack:

Both you and Louie Detroit should get 30 days bans for quoting it. :ack::ack::ack:

[MadInNc]

One for GEODON. fixt

Nope this one is…. Escaped Clysdale

[Louie Detroit]

Nope this one is…. Escaped Clysdale

Big booty girl gonna rock your world.

[Steve_R]

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0071/3211/9111/products/image_aa09dced-6b39-48a8-937f-3fc55701c497_1200x1200.jpg?v=1627449525



I likey! :hump:

[MadInNc]

Big booty girl gonna rock your world.

Not mine :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Louie Detroit]

Not mine :rofl::rofl::rofl:

You never know, it depends upon how much gravitational pull that ham-planet exerts.

[MadInNc]

You never know, it depends upon how much gravitational pull that ham-planet exerts.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DJ_Critterus]

oops... this thread turned into "Horror Tails from the Road." :ack: