I must strongly disagree

[DJ_Critterus]

...find me a nice beach and I'll prove the dean wrong.

Fat Drunk and Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life Son - YouTube

[Rob]

You might have a point here because they keep saying our nations finest all work at the White House.

[Torqaholic]

I'd agree it's no way to go through life but it's hard to beat during the early years.

[ratflinger]

Drunk & stupid are okay, fat and on the beach, not so much

[MadInNc]

Shhhhhhh be nice to Porter

[Rodnok1]

If I'm going to be a homeless drunk the beach is where you'd find me... So all you Florida people better watch out.