Another reason I'll be cremated.....

[04 commemorative]

:willy:

[DJ_Critterus]

Are they putting your ashes into somebody's butt plug?

[04 commemorative]

They put these in ANY hole you have that will leak embalming fluid whilst being viewed :hump:

[dvarapala]

They put these in ANY hole you have that will leak embalming fluid whilst being viewed :hump:

And this bothers you why? :shrug:

Even if you get cremated a bunch of strange men are going to see you naked. Does that bother you too? :popcorns:

[04 commemorative]

No, I just don't want to be unearthed in years to come and there is a skeleton with a butt plug ......but lets see what knooger has to say :seasix:

[mrvette]

And this bothers you why? :shrug:

Even if you get cremated a bunch of strange men are going to see you naked. Does that bother you too? :popcorns:

I had a throat/tummy probe and they went up my ass too.....when I woke up a hole bunch of asses looking at me on the table....outta the operating room, and first thing I said WAS......'I HOPE yawl did the THROAT FIRST!!! they all cracked up laughing......

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[04 commemorative]

Think they heard that before ? :lol:

[snide]

When's the cremation party? :bigears::sneaks::shots:

[DJ_Critterus]

When's the cremation party? :bigears::sneaks::shots:

Why, did you stock up on butt plugs?

[Vandelay Industries]

When's the cremation party? :bigears::sneaks::shots:

I'll bring the hot dogs. :dance:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Wonder if they'd go for the BYOBP deal. I'd much prefer the one I've got in.

HOLDONAMIMUTE RONG Forum.

[Blademaker]

I want my remains spread at Disneyland.
But I don't want to be cremated.
My wife said Noooooo......

[JRD77VET]

I want my remains spread at Disneyland.
But I don't want to be cremated.
My wife said Noooooo......

I figured you be more of the "Put me in a Superman suit and throw my lifeless body out of an airplane" type of prankster. :D

:leaving:

[Blademaker]

I figured you be more of the "Put me in a Superman suit and throw my lifeless body out of an airplane" type of prankster. :D

:leaving:

:funniest::funniest::funniest::funniest::funniest::seasix:

[dvarapala]

I want my remains spread at Disneyland.
But I don't want to be cremated.
My wife said Noooooo......

So wood chipper then? :shrug: