Roast Thread

[Don Rickles]

Not the meat.....Who's first?:D

A roast is a form of humor in which a specific individual, a guest of honor, is subjected to jokes at their expense, intended to amuse the event's wider audience. Such events are intended to honor a specific individual in a unique way. In addition to jokes and insult comedy, such events may also involve genuine praise and tributes. The implication is that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult. The individual is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers, who can receive some of the same treatment as well during the course of the evening. The party and presentation itself are both referred to as a "roast". The host of the event is called the "roastmaster" (a pun on toastmaster). Anyone who is mocked in such a way is said to have been "roasted".

[DJ_Critterus]

Sirius, do we really need a thread for this when it's literally what happens in each and every thread on this forum?

[Don Rickles]

Tru!:D

[Don Rickles]

Sirius, do we really need a thread for this when it's literally what happens in each and every thread on this forum?

So, ............you're up first!

This seems like the perfect time to insert a huge STFU!:hurray:

Eat a Bag O Dicks, you weak ass six string plucker....

Friggen 40's n bitching about aches and pains like a 90 year old fart!

:dance:

[DJ_Critterus]

So, ............you're up first!

This seems like the perfect time to insert a huge STFU!:hurray:

Eat a Bag O Dicks, you weak ass six string plucker....

Friggen 40's n bitching about aches and pains like a 90 year old fart!

:dance:



What? Forum rules dictate that you save the STFU for Porter :slap:

My gitfiddle playing skillz brings the womenz....the good looking ones :yesnod:

Yup...40's and 100% disability from the Army. I was healthy at one time :yesnod:

[Don Rickles]

What? Forum rules dictate that you save the STFU for Porter :slap:

My gitfiddle playing skillz brings the womenz....the good looking ones :yesnod:

Yup...40's and 100% disability from the Army. I was healthy at one time :yesnod:

I'm confused as to the real Porter is? :confused5:

Please stand up!

Dude, as much as I do remember about you, is seeing some threads years ago with you playin the fiddle standing on the bar. Chicks be diggin it!:hurray:

So we have something in common, my body's pretty ****ed too....Too many injuries at work to remember from falling from a 24' high roof to gettin hit by a 150' crane boom.....No joking here, my broken bones are now over fourty years old, I can't bitch anymore, the wife stifles me! :lol:

Ok, proceed younin:seasix:

[DJ_Critterus]

I'm confused as to the real Porter is? :confused5:

Please stand up!

Dude, as much as I do remember about you, is seeing some threads years ago with you playin the fiddle standing on the bar. Chicks be diggin it!:hurray:

So we have something in common, my body's pretty ****ed too....Too many injuries at work to remember from falling from a 24' high roof to gettin hit by a 150' crane boom.....No joking here, my broken bones are now over fourty years old, I can't bitch anymore, the wife stifles me! :lol:

Ok, proceed younin:seasix:
Yup, dat was me playing on the bar. As for the aches and pains, I have been adamantly against weed most of my life, but after ending up hooked on opiates for a bit, I find the weed gummies do wonders for the aches and pains.

[Don Rickles]

Yup, dat was me playing on the bar. As for the aches and pains, I have been adamantly against weed most of my life, but after ending up hooked on opiates for a bit, I find the weed gummies do wonders for the aches and pains.

:cert:

If it works, stick to it! Those opiates can be harder to quit then pissin on CF mods! Best thing you could have done!!!:seasix:

My yield this season was 20.5 z! :leaving:

[MadInNc]

we have this thread with lot's of good stuff........ Feel free to add Don Wrinkles

https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1852440&postcount=1

[Louie Detroit]

Here's your roast Mr Warmth

[Anjdog2003]

"Tread of the Month"

[Shrike6]

Oddly enough, my favorite was the Friars Club roast of Don Rickles in 1967. The bootleg tape of it is on YouTube. Funniest thing I ever heard.

[Don Rickles]

"Tread of the Month"

I'll sent you a friend request, will you be my friend?:waiting:

[Torqaholic]

I don't have any humor. Probably inherited from my grandparents?
In any case I'm thawing out a nice smoked ham for later whether you like it or not ;)

[mrvette]

Yup, dat was me playing on the bar. As for the aches and pains, I have been adamantly against weed most of my life, but after ending up hooked on opiates for a bit, I find the weed gummies do wonders for the aches and pains.

As you may recall, I suffer VERY intense Arthrongus pains....and the Docs dunno what to say/do......SO I see a bunch of CBD Gummie ads on Fakebook/etc.....and so you say it helps YOU??? I have tried SO many damn pills/scripts over the years and noticed damn little if any pain relief......much less the numb feeling in my left hand.....damn rusty skeleton....next time around I am specing stainless steel with TUFFLON joints....DAMNIT!!!!


:issues:

[ZipZap]

I don't have any humor. Probably inherited from my grandparents?
In any case I'm thawing out a nice smoked ham for later whether you like it or not ;)

I like smoked ham but can't find large enough papers.:leaving:

[Louie Detroit]

As you may recall, I suffer VERY intense Arthrongus pains....and the Docs dunno what to say/do......SO I see a bunch of CBD Gummie ads on Fakebook/etc.....and so you say it helps YOU??? I have tried SO many damn pills/scripts over the years and noticed damn little if any pain relief......much less the numb feeling in my left hand.....damn rusty skeleton....next time around I am specing stainless steel with TUFFLON joints....DAMNIT!!!!


:issues:

Dude, go get a medical marijuana license and buy some chronic.

[Don Rickles]

I'll sent you a friend request, will you be my friend?:waiting:

Must be on his ignore list?:confused5::sadangel:

[Mike Mercury]

https://i.imgflip.com/5z2ppc.jpg

[Don Rickles]

[……]

You can do much better, I just know it….!


:dance:

[Hardluck]

I'm confused as to the real Porter is? :confused5:

Please stand up!

Dude, as much as I do remember about you, is seeing some threads years ago with you playin the fiddle standing on the bar. Chicks be diggin it!:hurray:

So we have something in common, my body's pretty ****ed too....Too many injuries at work to remember from falling from a 24' high roof to gettin hit by a 150' crane boom.....No joking here, my broken bones are now over fourty years old, I can't bitch anymore, the wife stifles me! :lol:

Ok, proceed younin:seasix:

:kimblair:

[Don Rickles]

:kimblair:

Ok! Sumboby hasa to start xplainin how you became this infamous PORTEr!


:waiting:


I thought you were pulling my leg last you answered me! 😂

You gotta wake up pretty early in the afternoon to be younger than me kid?:D

[DJ_Critterus]

As you may recall, I suffer VERY intense Arthrongus pains....and the Docs dunno what to say/do......SO I see a bunch of CBD Gummie ads on Fakebook/etc.....and so you say it helps YOU??? I have tried SO many damn pills/scripts over the years and noticed damn little if any pain relief......much less the numb feeling in my left hand.....damn rusty skeleton....next time around I am specing stainless steel with TUFFLON joints....DAMNIT!!!!


:issues:

CBD? No! I go for the real weed gummies. Dad and I have friends with medical marijuana cards that hook us up.

[Don Rickles]

CBD? No! I go for the real weed gummies. Dad and I have friends with medical marijuana cards that hook us up.

What do you think this is a weed commercial or something!:confused5::leaving:

[DJ_Critterus]

What do you think this is a weed commercial or something!:confused5::leaving:

The weed is the only thing brought up that can be roasted in this thread.

[MikeB]

Dude, go get a medical marijuana license and buy some chronic.

Haven't heard that in a long time.

The chronic! :rofl:

[Don Rickles]

The weed is the only thing brought up that can be roasted in this thread.

I'm dated.....long before Cheech n Chong!:yesnod:

[Don Rickles]

WOW! I got the best Xmans gift of all!

ANGDOG accepted my FRIEND REQUEST!!!!!

:hurray:

:dance:

:kingpin:

:cool1::party::party::party: