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Omega Man
04-20-2011, 4:46pm
The CFO wants a pool. I don't want a big one, but I want a nice one. Please share your pics....Either yours, your firiends, one that you peed in, one you want to pee in etc.


Go. :shots:

Will
04-20-2011, 4:48pm
Here's one I KNOW you'll appreciate Omega Man.


http://www.axelhotels.com/live/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/axel-hotel-buenos-aires-pool-party1.jpg


:cheers:

VatorMan
04-20-2011, 4:59pm
http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/18765-pocket_pool.jpg

Omega Man
04-20-2011, 4:59pm
I don't need faggotry. I need pool pics. I think I know why you have so many man pics....

LATB
04-20-2011, 5:00pm
a pool is like a boat...wonderful when in use...

and a pain in the ass the other 90% of the time.

:dance:

Omega Man
04-20-2011, 5:05pm
a pool is like a boat...wonderful when in use...

and a pain in the ass the other 90% of the time.

:dance:

I know. I lived across the street from my grandparents growing up. They had the pool that my brother and I took care of.

Sea Six
04-20-2011, 5:08pm
I just dropped the kids off at this pool.

http://www.noveltp.com/gallery/images/bite_me_toilet_300.jpg

LATB
04-20-2011, 5:10pm
I know. I lived across the street from my grandparents growing up. They had the pool that my brother and I took care of.

I grew up with a pool...by the time I was a teenager I had had enough of that pita.

Lived in Florida over 20 years...had one home w/ pool...but did not live there long.

actually, a pool is worse than a boat. at least a boat can be sold off fairly easy. A pool is an expense to get rid of.

G8rDMD
04-20-2011, 5:13pm
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s60/g8rdmd/Mr_Hankey_the_Christmas_Poo-734687.jpg


Oh, sorry, I lost interest part-way through the title and thought you said poo. :dance:

1911fool
04-20-2011, 5:21pm
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s60/g8rdmd/Mr_Hankey_the_Christmas_Poo-734687.jpg


Oh, sorry, I lost interest part-way through the title and thought you said poo. :dance:


poo is not funny............farts are funny, turds are gross.... at least that is what i was told.

Jeff '79
04-20-2011, 5:24pm
:rofl:

This thread is so gay ! Way to go Omega Man...Just what the world needs. Another thread that reeks of faggotry....And you of all people..:slap:

http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af113/jeff79/flintstonessp15.jpg

G8rDMD
04-20-2011, 5:25pm
poo is not funny............farts are funny, turds are gross.... at least that is what i was told.

Sharts are kinda funny as long as they're not happening to you :cheers:

neece
04-20-2011, 5:32pm
my pool is low maintenance....

http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww123/neecerugg/100_2629-2.jpg

G8rDMD
04-20-2011, 5:34pm
my pool is low maintenance....

http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww123/neecerugg/100_2629-2.jpg

There you go, ungaying the thread again :cheers:

63C2splitter
04-20-2011, 5:41pm
here's a few.
swimming pools - Bing Images (http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=swimming+pools&FORM=BIFD)

Jeff '79
04-20-2011, 5:43pm
here's a few.
swimming pools - Bing Images (http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=swimming+pools&FORM=BIFD)

Internet.....It just might catch on someday.....:beer:

oyealiz
04-20-2011, 6:02pm
My pool in Sugar Land. Truthfully, I didn't use the spa enough to justify having one. But I love the falls. That would be a must if I were putting in a pull.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/oyealiz/DSC00363.jpg

Ours now...again, I love the falls....

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/oyealiz/20100728140749-1-2.jpg

Full picture from when we originally looked at the house...the previous owner was fond of crystal rocks, and they were everywhere. :lol:

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/oyealiz/hr3294448-27.jpg

As for the naysayers, I love having a pool. It is soothing to me to look out at it, I love hearing the falls, and Kevin maintains it rather than maintaining the yard...his choice. At my home in Sugar Land, I had a pool company that maintained it.

xXBUDXx
04-20-2011, 6:11pm
my pool is low maintenance....

http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww123/neecerugg/100_2629-2.jpg

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s306/RoyPDX/File-The_Cat.gif


Here is my second favorite:

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5122/5304840607_0b40524c16.jpg

xXBUDXx
04-20-2011, 6:11pm
There you go, ungaying the thread again :cheers:

:iagree: This pic is better than the one of her pooping over the side of the boat. :cheers:

Jeff '79
04-20-2011, 6:15pm
:iagree: This pic is better than the one of her pooping over the side of the boat. :cheers:

:rofl:....So true....

cmb396
04-20-2011, 6:19pm
my pool is low maintenance....

http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww123/neecerugg/100_2629-2.jpg

I know you're a Bammer Neece, but shave those pits!! :eek:






















:D

Burro (He/Haw)
04-20-2011, 6:25pm
Does this douchefagrocketmonkeynuts come with EVERY pool? :D
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj280/Dilemma_1962/Pool.gif

mrvette
04-20-2011, 6:40pm
First I recall that O'Liz is a millionaire....

and I wish I had pix of that in ground pool just about 2 miles away from here....that popped up outta the ground when some asshole went to DRAIN it down to the diving well bottom....ground water...concrete pool some 4' in the air, gunnite and all....steel reedbar too boot,

THAT was sad....

but then the wife's daughter/SIL are all snickers happy over buying a house not so awful far from there, with a inground hole in the dirt....

100/month MIN overhead for what???

too boot there is no Lanai...

:rofl::rofl::sadangel::seeya:

Ms Red_Rocket_2004
04-20-2011, 6:52pm
My pool in Sugar Land. Truthfully, I didn't use the spa enough to justify having one. But I love the falls. That would be a must if I were putting in a pull.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/oyealiz/DSC00363.jpg

Ours now...again, I love the falls....

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/oyealiz/20100728140749-1-2.jpg

Full picture from when we originally looked at the house...the previous owner was fond of crystal rocks, and they were everywhere. :lol:

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/oyealiz/hr3294448-27.jpg

As for the naysayers, I love having a pool. It is soothing to me to look out at it, I love hearing the falls, and Kevin maintains it rather than maintaining the yard...his choice. At my home in Sugar Land, I had a pool company that maintained it.


Love the new pool and the landscaping is beautiful! Here is an older shot of mine...have done more landscaping since the pic was taken.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v145/Red_Rocket_2004/Pool002.jpg

oyealiz
04-20-2011, 7:25pm
I know. I lived across the street from my grandparents growing up. They had the pool that my brother and I took care of.

First I recall that O'Liz is a millionaire....

and I wish I had pix of that in ground pool just about 2 miles away from here....that popped up outta the ground when some asshole went to DRAIN it down to the diving well bottom....ground water...concrete pool some 4' in the air, gunnite and all....steel reedbar too boot,

THAT was sad....

but then the wife's daughter/SIL are all snickers happy over buying a house not so awful far from there, with a inground hole in the dirt....

100/month MIN overhead for what???

too boot there is no Lanai...

:rofl::rofl::sadangel::seeya:

:lol: You think I'm kin to Ol Jed, eh?

Yes, when draining your pool: hire a professional!!!!

As for the lanai, that's a Florida thing, anyway! I've only seen one outside of Florida. Not that all of us in the south couldn't use them!

Datawiz
04-20-2011, 9:10pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v706/Datawiz/Off%20Topic/bathtub11.jpg

Omega Man
04-20-2011, 9:41pm
my pool is low maintenance....

http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww123/neecerugg/100_2629-2.jpg

Thankfully it was not the poo pic. :hurray:

I am thinking about something like this:

http://adgtexas.com/images/groseth1_f8qw.jpg
:beer:

oyealiz
04-21-2011, 12:23am
I am thinking about something like this:

I like it!

I like the falls, and the spouts of water out the sides. :yesnod: Only spend the money on the spa if you feel you'll use it. The heater and other spa equipment add a good amount of $ to the cost.

Omega Man
04-21-2011, 12:33am
I like it!

I like the falls, and the spouts of water out the sides. :yesnod: Only spend the money on the spa if you feel you'll use it. The heater and other spa equipment add a good amount of $ to the cost.

I am getting bids now (well, starting too). I plan on asking if there is a way I can light a fart underwater to help heat it. There is no way I could possibly drink enough beer to pee in the hot tub enough to warm it up. :leaving:

kylebuck
04-21-2011, 1:18am
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m187/joebuck89/0c060179.jpg

island14
04-21-2011, 1:34am
my pool is low maintenance....


Mine is also, and I don't feel bad if I pee in it.. :D

http://bantayan-island.island-enterprizes.com/images/photoalbum/album_4/beach-house-bantayan-island-cebu-philippines-008.jpg

http://bantayan-island.island-enterprizes.com/images/photoalbum/album_6/fishing-bantayan-island-021.jpg

http://freeshopmanual.com/images/photoalbum/album_10/virgin-island-trip039.jpg

Omega Man
04-21-2011, 1:37am
Mine is also, and I don't feel bad if I pee in it.. :D

http://bantayan-island.island-enterprizes.com/images/photoalbum/album_4/beach-house-bantayan-island-cebu-philippines-008.jpg

http://bantayan-island.island-enterprizes.com/images/photoalbum/album_6/fishing-bantayan-island-021.jpg

http://freeshopmanual.com/images/photoalbum/album_10/virgin-island-trip039.jpg

That is nice, but a little larger than I really want. I would not let people in with boats either. :D

oyealiz
04-21-2011, 2:17am
That is nice, but a little larger than I really want. I would not let people in with boats either. :D

In general, there are lots fewer gators and other critters in pools versus lakes, too. :yesnod: At least if you keep your pool clean, that is!

:lol:

island14
04-21-2011, 2:55am
In general, there are lots fewer gators and other critters in pools versus lakes, too. :yesnod: At least if you keep your pool clean, that is!

:lol:

There are a lot of critters in our "lake" aka the pacific ocean. :D

I haven't seen any sharks, and doubt I will see any gators.

A pool would be nice because the way the beach is here, when it is low tide you have to go way out into the seaweed area for it to be deep enough to swim in. The upside is no maintenance.

Lots of sea urchins in that area past the sandy beach that hurt like hell if you ever step on one.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pU9AacReDJ8/TRSl0Sm2WlI/AAAAAAAAAts/Iz_K3OROAUM/s1600/sea-urchin.jpg

wicked_c6
04-21-2011, 8:49am
Ours was installed when we moved in. This pic is old - we've since done stamped concrete around it. I do so love my view though - in the evening its very relaxing.

http://www.nerdonwheels.com/images/pool.jpg

TripleBlack
04-21-2011, 9:16am
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/TripleBlackxTwo/IMG_66601024.jpg

Love having the pool, but honestly don't use it as much as I thought. Especially true of the spa.

NB2K
04-21-2011, 10:37am
Avoid salt.

It's not ready for prime time.
Much more expensive than throwing a little chlorine and acid in once a week.

NB2K
04-21-2011, 10:39am
I am getting bids now (well, starting too). I plan on asking if there is a way I can light a fart underwater to help heat it. There is no way I could possibly drink enough beer to pee in the hot tub enough to warm it up. :leaving:

Check references.Check references.Check references.

Did you hear me?

Check references.

truckindj
04-21-2011, 11:09am
wheres tikiman

TripleBlack
04-21-2011, 11:22am
Avoid salt.

It's not ready for prime time.
Much more expensive than throwing a little chlorine and acid in once a week.

I'm no pool expert; this is my first one, but my salt system has be essentially trouble free for 10 years. I've replaced the catalyst once during that time and tossed in an occasional bag of salt which is really cheap. It does require cleaning the catalyst 2 or 3 times a year, but that's an easy task.

I can't vouch for how much extra energy may have been used by the catalyst, but I'm pretty sure it's been much cheaper than buying chlorine. Over the past 10 years, I've paid more for the occasional bag of shock that I have for salt.

Even if salt cost twice as much to operate, I'd do it again just to avoid the chlorine smell.

yell01
04-21-2011, 11:28am
The wife and I were either putting in a pool or buying a lake house. We went with the latter...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/frankmilo/Lake%20House/IMG_0686.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/frankmilo/Lake%20House/IMG_2475-1.jpg

A lot of my neighbors have put in pools and invite us over to swim which is great. They seem to be more for the kids than the adults. Growing up we had a 20 x 40 pool with diving board and I lived in it during the summer. As I got older I didn't use it nearly as much except for some great parties in H.S. with a lot of girls in wet t-shirts. Here's a couple of galleries from pool builders that do a lot in my neighborhood...
Completed Pools Galleries Caribbean Pools, Inc. Schererville, IN (800) 589-7665 (http://www.caribbeanpools.com/gallery.htm?groupId=7184#28720)
Aqua Pools, Inc. | In Ground Pools | Above Ground Pools | Hot Tubs & Spas | Pool Installation & Service | Pool Equipment, Supplies, Accessories, & Toys | Showrooms in Homer Glen, IL & Worth, IL | Servicing Chicago & Northwest Indiana (http://www.aquapoolsonline.com/static.asp?path=2932#)

NB2K
04-21-2011, 11:43am
I'm no pool expert; this is my first one, but my salt system has be essentially trouble free for 10 years. I've replaced the catalyst once during that time and tossed in an occasional bag of salt which is really cheap. It does require cleaning the catalyst 2 or 3 times a year, but that's an easy task.

I can't vouch for how much extra energy may have been used by the catalyst, but I'm pretty sure it's been much cheaper than buying chlorine. Over the past 10 years, I've paid more for the occasional bag of shock that I have for salt.

Even if salt cost twice as much to operate, I'd do it again just to avoid the chlorine smell.

Is your pool heated?

No chlorine smell if done correctly. You are lucky on the catalyst. Many fail after 3 years and at $1500 a pop, they aren't cheap.

VatorMan
04-21-2011, 12:03pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/TripleBlackxTwo/IMG_66601024.jpg

Love having the pool, but honestly don't use it as much as I thought. Especially true of the spa.

That mofo is beautiful.

TripleBlack
04-21-2011, 12:16pm
Is your pool heated?

No chlorine smell if done correctly. You are lucky on the catalyst. Many fail after 3 years and at $1500 a pop, they aren't cheap.

I have a heater for the spa that could heat the pool. I've never done so (intentionally :) ). Here in TX, the season is pretty long already... a 'cooler' for the water in the summer would be a good thing. I should mention that no one closes their pools in the winter here... mine runs all year long.

I have a Goldline catalyst... $430 online. Good for 40k gallons and I have half that.

I'll take your word that a chlorine pool can be maintained such that there is no smell, but I've never been in one. Again... I'm no expert, but nearly everyone I know with a pool in this area uses salt.

TripleBlack
04-21-2011, 12:22pm
That mofo is beautiful.

Thanks :cheers:

I mess with photography a bit and was lucky to catch a nice sunset to highlight things.

VITE1
04-21-2011, 12:55pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/VITE1/07092010430.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/VITE1/07052009006.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/VITE1/07052009027-1-1.jpg

We have had the pool since 1998. It's been a wonderful place to spend many lazy summer afternoons and has paid for itself in saving from having to run the kids all over Town and as a vacation place.

NB2K
04-21-2011, 1:01pm
I have a heater for the spa that could heat the pool. I've never done so (intentionally :) ). Here in TX, the season is pretty long already... a 'cooler' for the water in the summer would be a good thing. I should mention that no one closes their pools in the winter here... mine runs all year long.

I have a Goldline catalyst... $430 online. Good for 40k gallons and I have half that.

I'll take your word that a chlorine pool can be maintained such that there is no smell, but I've never been in one. Again... I'm no expert, but nearly everyone I know with a pool in this area uses salt.

TB, I'm no expert, either.:cheers:
I just learned some hard lessons.

We've had the pool for about eight years. Converted it to salt about 3 years ago, that cost about $1500. I never had an issue with smell or balance, I just thought the salt may be better.

Unfortunately, the salt water ruined my heater (about $4K to replace) and the catalyst failed. AFAIK, not many heaters tolerate saltwater and no warranty is more than a year.

Like many others, I converted back to chlorine.

TripleBlack
04-21-2011, 1:19pm
TB, I'm no expert, either.:cheers:
I just learned some hard lessons.

We've had the pool for about eight years. Converted it to salt about 3 years ago, that cost about $1500. I never had an issue with smell or balance, I just thought the salt may be better.

Unfortunately, the salt water ruined my heater (about $4K to replace) and the catalyst failed. AFAIK, not many heaters tolerate saltwater and no warranty is more than a year.

Like many others, I converted back to chlorine.

Interesting (not in a good way; 4k, ouch) on the heater. I use my heater very little since the first year or two but so far no issues with it. I do have some greater than normal erosion of the flagstone edging and my friend/pool guy thinks it may be salt related. I attribute it more to soft flagstone, but not sure.

Your advise to OP to research is sound. Lots to know about these beasts.

OP: If possible, add a sprinkler zone to keep the water level up on the pool. Nice when you are on summer vacations. Low water = bad.

oyealiz
04-21-2011, 1:20pm
Is your pool heated?

No chlorine smell if done correctly. You are lucky on the catalyst. Many fail after 3 years and at $1500 a pop, they aren't cheap.

:iagree:

NB2K
04-21-2011, 1:22pm
Interesting (not in a good way; 4k, ouch) on the heater. I use my heater very little since the first year or two but so far no issues with it. I do have some greater than normal erosion of the flagstone edging and my friend/pool guy thinks it may be salt related. I attribute it more to soft flagstone, but not sure.

Your advise to OP to research is sound. Lots to know about these beasts.

OP: If possible, add a sprinkler zone to keep the water level up on the pool. Nice when you are on summer vacations. Low water = bad.

I don't know how yours is plumbed, but on ours the water allays circulated through the heater. I can't believe how fast it rusted out after we did the salt deal.

And I agree, about the auto-water filler. Plumb it in from the start and it's cheap.

They are sure enjoyable though.:beer:

NB2K
04-21-2011, 1:25pm
:iagree:

Easy maintenance. Auto chlorine tablets, 2 quarts of acid every week in the summer, a dose of shock one in awhile.

And yet the wife still wants a poolboy. Hmmmm....

oyealiz
04-21-2011, 1:31pm
Easy maintenance. Auto chlorine tablets, 2 quarts of acid every week in the summer, a dose of shock one in awhile.

And yet the wife still wants a poolboy. Hmmmm....

Maybe you need to change your pool cleaning attire......

NB2K
04-21-2011, 1:46pm
Maybe you need to change your pool cleaning attire......

The banana hammock's no good?:sadangel:

Omega Man
04-21-2011, 2:09pm
The banana hammock's no good?:sadangel:

HEY!!!

It was just getting back on topic and your starting to gay it up.....be careful with that shit!

No faggotry allowed. :slap:

NB2K
04-21-2011, 2:12pm
HEY!!!

It was just getting back on topic and your starting to gay it up.....be careful with that shit!

No faggotry allowed. :slap:

Quiet down pool boy-I'm tryin' to save you some money.

Besides, when those pool builders get done with you, you'll be wallered out real good.:D

Omega Man
04-21-2011, 2:59pm
Quiet down pool boy-I'm tryin' to save you some money.

Besides, when those pool builders get done with you, you'll be wallered out real good.:D

This I believe. :sad:

American Made
04-21-2011, 3:03pm
http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp308/Beaubritt/wtf-pics-where-hide-toy.jpg

Superstreet
04-21-2011, 3:10pm
That mofo is beautiful.

Damn. I agree! :cheers:

oyealiz
04-21-2011, 3:39pm
The banana hammock's no good?:sadangel:


:willy:

Chuck A
04-21-2011, 8:00pm
http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq264/chucka/100_2755.jpg
heres a pic, the cement and coping is coming soon

Defib1961
04-21-2011, 9:46pm
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg306/Defib1961/0002675323190_300X300.jpg

Omega Man
04-21-2011, 9:50pm
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg306/Defib1961/0002675323190_300X300.jpg

Should be able to get a loan for that one. Might have to put the Z06 up as collateral. Do the hot chicks come with it?

Defib1961
04-21-2011, 9:51pm
Should be able to get a loan for that one. Might have to put the Z06 up as collateral. Do the hot chicks come with it?

Those models cost me a fortune.

Datawiz
04-21-2011, 9:54pm
Those models cost me a fortune.

I bet.

island14
04-21-2011, 10:52pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/TripleBlackxTwo/IMG_66601024.jpg

Love having the pool, but honestly don't use it as much as I thought. Especially true of the spa.

Awesome photo! :cool:

Nice pool!

:cheers:

Corey_68
04-22-2011, 12:45am
My pool in Sugar Land. Truthfully, I didn't use the spa enough to justify having one. But I love the falls. That would be a must if I were putting in a pull.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/oyealiz/DSC00363.jpg

Ours now...again, I love the falls....

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/oyealiz/20100728140749-1-2.jpg

Full picture from when we originally looked at the house...the previous owner was fond of crystal rocks, and they were everywhere. :lol:

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/oyealiz/hr3294448-27.jpg

As for the naysayers, I love having a pool. It is soothing to me to look out at it, I love hearing the falls, and Kevin maintains it rather than maintaining the yard...his choice. At my home in Sugar Land, I had a pool company that maintained it.

Very nice Liz, you two have a ncie setup. :cool:

My next will have a pool without question. :)

Iron Chef
04-22-2011, 8:15am
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/ironchef10/LatestPool/DSC_0007.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/ironchef10/LatestPool/DSC_0005.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/ironchef10/LatestPool/DSC_0004.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/ironchef10/LatestPool/DSC_0003.jpg

oyealiz
04-22-2011, 8:20am
Omega Man, I was going to mention that Chef's pool has a sloped beach entry which is really cool instead of just having steps.

Another friend (back40) has a tanning ledge. Also very cool. :yesnod:

Another friend (Snowman) has a picnic table built in the water, and you can put an umbrella in it, too. :)

Some ideas here...http://www.sunsetpools-spas.com/pools/options/custom-features

Iron Chef
04-22-2011, 8:46am
Omega Man, I was going to mention that Chef's pool has a sloped beach entry which is really cool instead of just having steps.

It is, IF it's done right. The whole "beach entry" thing was my ex-wife's big idea (mainly because she had a friend who had one in her pool and of course we HAD to do what they did :rolleyes: )

Problem is, a beach entry needs a long gradual slope. This one is shorter and steeper, making in more unsafe IMHO.

oyealiz
04-22-2011, 8:48am
Problem is, a beach entry needs a long gradual slope. This one is shorter and steeper, making in more unsafe IMHO.

Yipes! More input for you, there, Omega Man! If had were picking one of the two (walk out or tanning ledge), I'd definitely go with the tanning ledge...those are really cool. :yesnod:

VetteBoy1979
04-22-2011, 1:18pm
Man, those are some nice swimmin' holes! The house we recently moved into has a 7 person Beachcomber hot tub which is really nice. I'm learning the whole bromide system, and it's pretty easy. I won't take any pictures right now as the yard doesn't look that great so I'll save myself the embarassment :D