Joebuck What to look forward to...

[DaveK88]

When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 18, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my best friend.
Then I realized my mistake. I just wanted a girl with big boobs.

[Garb55]

When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 18, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my best friend.
Then I realized my mistake. I just wanted a girl with big boobs.

:rofl::lolsmile::lol::lolsmile::rofl:

[kylebuck]

So what i should do is find a girl with big boobs and save myself a lot of time.

[Vet4jdc]

When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 18, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my best friend.
Then I realized my mistake. I just wanted a girl with big boobs.

:lolsmile::lolsmile::D

[Stangkiller]

Nicely done

[wwomanC6]

Now I know why my Hubby keeps telling me I should get a boob job!!!!!
:rofl:

[DaveK88]

So what i should do is find a girl with big boobs and save myself a lot of time.

Weedhopper, Sometimes in life, it's best to learn from others experiences.:D




If that fails theres alway the soapy massage parlor :lolsmile:

[itsaz]

So what i should do is find a girl with big boobs and save myself a lot of time & money.

Fixed!

[Entropy]

Good stuff. :lol

[kylebuck]

1. Find a girl with big boobs
2. Marry girl with big boobs
3.??????
4 Profit.

[Sneaks]

Now I know why my Hubby keeps telling me I should get a boob job!!!!!
:rofl:

Plastic is for dolls......:leaving:

[wwomanC6]

Plastic is for dolls......:leaving:

Thanks, I'll remember to tell him that next time he brings it up!

[DaveK88]

Plastic is for dolls......:leaving:

I'll have to remember that one.
:lol:

[Z06David]

:lolsmile::lolsmile: