View Full Version : Stool softeners. Who uses them???
69camfrk
04-15-2011, 7:34pm
There sure are a lot of commercials on tv for them, so I'm guessing someone on here can't make a regular turd. For the record, I'm good, no stool softeners needed, just a good breakfast at the Waffle House.:dance:
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Kerrmudgeon
04-15-2011, 7:39pm
If your good, then why the post? You got some perverted curiosity about anal expulsions? I think they have therapy for that!:moon::moon::moon:
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69camfrk
04-15-2011, 7:44pm
A commercial just came on tv for them. I'm kinda like wtf??? If you know you can't make a turd, go to the doctor. But for the record, I am PUI!:beer: Looking for laugh at someone else's expense. Not like anyone here would EVER do that!!!:hi:
Burro (He/Haw)
04-15-2011, 9:03pm
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NEVRL8T
04-15-2011, 9:05pm
Oh. Dear. Gawd.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj280/Dilemma_1962/Stool.gif
DAMN....:lol: :rofl: :rofl:
xXBUDXx
04-15-2011, 9:08pm
This is about the time where PeteW chimes in to explain that constipation can be resolved my using a single finger with double spit. "gagging an asshole isn't that tough"
Stool softeners. Who uses them???
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TexasBulldog
04-16-2011, 12:17am
Im not afraid to admit i use them from time to time.
Thats because im on Opiate pain medication that binds you up pretty good sometimes. 5 years of pain pills will change how your body works a bit.
Its not a regular thing i take but maybe 1-2x per month.
JOe
Midnight85
04-16-2011, 3:39am
I don't sit on my stool long enough to worry about how soft it is, just shit n git. Reminds me of a guy I used to work with, his dr. asked him what color his stool was,,,, he said,, white. No lie.
Kerrmudgeon
04-16-2011, 6:45am
I don't sit on my stool long enough to worry about how soft it is, just shit n git. Reminds me of a guy I used to work with, his dr. asked him what color his stool was,,,, he said,, white. No lie.
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