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Little Red L98.
05-16-2020, 10:22pm
Thine Lord blessed us with these aquatic delights. Accept them with thy grace. How can anyone not like these culinary delectations?
Anjdog2003
05-16-2020, 10:51pm
Raw Oysters > sex
Little Red L98.
05-16-2020, 11:10pm
Raw Oysters > sex
A near religious experience. :yesnod:
And a nematode or two never really hurt anyone right?
ZipZap
05-16-2020, 11:40pm
Is that fresh grated horseradish? Looks great!
Little Red L98.
05-16-2020, 11:54pm
Is that fresh grated horseradish? Looks great!
Indeed it is. The simplest things can bring the greatest pleasures free of any complications. Internal combustion, a hike in the woods, an oyster with freshly grated horseradish, a good tune, a fine spirit, sex (the act itself). You get the idea.
Anjdog2003
05-16-2020, 11:57pm
Indeed it is. The simplest things can bring the greatest pleasures free of any complications. Internal combustion, a hike in the woods, an oyster with freshly grated horseradish, a good tune, sex (the act itself). You get the idea.
Casanova Garf :yesnod:
Little Red L98.
05-16-2020, 11:58pm
Casanova Garf :yesnod:
I’m feelin good bro. :cheers:
Dan Dlabay
05-17-2020, 4:01am
I like raw oysters with Tabasco on them.:cert:
04 commemorative
05-17-2020, 6:15am
Love them raw better than any other way :seasix:
Oysters are extremely rich in zinc, which is essential for testosterone production and maintenance of healthy sperm. And even though women have much less testosterone than men, it also plays a key part in the female libido. Oysters also boost dopamine, a hormone that increases libido in both men and women.:hump:
99 pewtercoupe
05-17-2020, 6:17am
Love raw oysters.:seasix: Also like them grilled
VatorMan
05-17-2020, 7:08am
Yum !
bigblock427
05-17-2020, 7:46am
Raw oysters are tasty. I like them the following ways:
1. Raw.
2. With horseradish.
3. With horseradish and cocktail sauce.
4. With horseradish and cocktail sauce on a saltine cracker.
:drool::drool::drool:
Little Red L98.
05-17-2020, 9:27am
Damn, I thought I got all of em.
Raw Chincoteagues, Blue Points, and some tributaries off the Chesapeake, Choptank to name one.
Half and half fresh horseradish and ketchup. :seasix:
Little Red L98.
05-17-2020, 9:56am
Raw Chincoteagues, Blue Points, and some tributaries off the Chesapeake, Choptank to name one.
Half and half fresh horseradish and ketchup. :seasix:
Oysters are one way we know that God loves us.
Not sure what “brand” they are but they are from the Maryland eastern shore, bayside according to the chick who sold them.
I mostly eat them with a spritz of lemon or plain. Don’t want to mask the flavor too much.
Oysters are one way we know that God loves us.
Not sure what “brand” they are but they are from the Maryland eastern shore, bayside according to the chick who sold them.
I mostly eat them with a spritz of lemon or plain. Don’t want to mask the flavor too much.
All good. Like my horseradish that makes tears and a runny nose......:D
:barf::barf::barf::barf::barf:
Little Red L98.
05-17-2020, 11:12am
:barf::barf::barf::barf::barf:
They didn’t want to put it in the Bible but there exceptions to whom God loves. :yesnod: :D :funny:
:cheers:
They didn’t want to put it in the Bible but there exceptions to whom God loves. :yesnod: :D :funny:
:cheers:
No worries. I don't believe in that shit anyway. :shrug:
:cheers:
Denbelt
05-17-2020, 11:20am
About 12 of us at dinner one evening, after a day-long meeting. Sitting at a large, round table, and several dozen oysters were ordered. I took one and placed it on a saucer in front of me. After several drinks were consumed, one of the guys asked if I was going to eat that oyster.
"No, I guess not"
"I'll take it, if you don't mind"
"Well, OK," I said , and I watched him gulp it down. Then I said,
"I don't know how you do that. I tried to swallow that damn thing three times, and I just couldn't ..."
You could see the color drain out of his face.
:barf::barf::barf::barf::barf:
Truth. :yesnod:
Hardluck
05-17-2020, 5:41pm
Truth. :yesnod:
:yesnod::yesnod::yesnod::yesnod::yesnod::yesnod::yesnod::yesnod:
They look like huge nasty luggies!:ack::ack::ack::ack::ack:
99 pewtercoupe
05-17-2020, 5:43pm
Ignorant Heathen! :lol:
Hardluck
05-17-2020, 6:09pm
Ignorant Heathen! :lol:
:nutkick::p
Little Red L98.
05-17-2020, 6:50pm
Drop mic food.
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JRD77VET
05-17-2020, 6:54pm
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They look like huge nasty luggies!:ack::ack::ack::ack::ack:
My Dad and I were eating raw oysters when he stopped, looked at the freshly shucked oyster and said
"Whoever ate the first one of these must have been pretty hungry" :lol:
I LOVE raw oysters :drool:
Little Red L98.
05-17-2020, 9:02pm
My Dad and I were eating raw oysters when he stopped, looked at the freshly shucked oyster and said
"Whoever ate the first one of these must have been pretty hungry" :lol:
I LOVE raw oysters :drool:
So we’ve had this discussion. Why do people learn to eat weird shit. 1 They’re hungry as fk, 2 they see a critter eating said weird shit, 3 hungry as fk mofo eats said weird shit and realizes holy fk! No wonder them critters be eatin weird shit. It’s awesome! Hungry as fk mofo nomo.
higgyburners
05-17-2020, 9:56pm
Thine Lord blessed us with these aquatic delights. Accept them with thy grace. How can anyone not like these culinary delectations?
I love Seafood ....Any seafood....the best part of living an hour from the coast is i can catch anything i want on the Oregon Coast ....and i can eat it. People think Halibut is good but have you ever caught and eaten fresh Cod? My daughters favorite is fresh Chinook Salmon..i go every year to the Siuslaw River and catch the most amazing Chinook.
Little Red L98.
05-17-2020, 10:10pm
I love Seafood ....Any seafood....the best part of living an hour from the coast is i can catch anything i want on the Oregon Coast ....and i can eat it. People think Halibut is good but have you ever caught and eaten fresh Cod? My daughters favorite is fresh Chinook Salmon..i go every year to the Siuslaw River and catch the most amazing Chinook.
Dude, Lingcod is the best fish I ever had. Hands down. Can’t get it in these parts.
Daniels’s Broiler in Seattle a few years back. My wife ordered it, I got a steak. I chose poorly.
Broken Wind
05-18-2020, 9:14am
Pro tip: Don’t order oysters in a Reno hotel restaurant.
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