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04-14-2011, 11:40am
Condiment Crime sends Louisville man to jail
Posted: Apr 14, 2011 9:58 AM EDT
Updated: Apr 14, 2011 10:28 AM EDT
LOUISVILLE, KY – They're meant to be a delicious dip or even used as a saucy side, but one Louisville man took his use of condiments to the extreme.
Police say 47-year-old Paul Kaemerer got a little too bold Thursday morning, April 14, at a downtown Louisville McDonald's.
An arrest document says Kaemerer started things off by going to the McDonald's at 207 West Broadway just before 3:00 a.m.
Management noticed Kaemerer loitering in the parking lot, and asked him to leave; but that wasn't enough.
Kaemerer apparently returned and decided to urinate all over the property, and then took things a step further.
The arrest document says Kaemerer got saucy, literally, turning to packets of things like ketchup and mustard to continue his rampage.
Documents say Kaemerer smeared condiments all over employees vehicles, before police were called to the scene.
Kaemerer was arrested, initially charged with Criminal Trespassing in the third degree.
Posted: Apr 14, 2011 9:58 AM EDT
Updated: Apr 14, 2011 10:28 AM EDT
LOUISVILLE, KY – They're meant to be a delicious dip or even used as a saucy side, but one Louisville man took his use of condiments to the extreme.
Police say 47-year-old Paul Kaemerer got a little too bold Thursday morning, April 14, at a downtown Louisville McDonald's.
An arrest document says Kaemerer started things off by going to the McDonald's at 207 West Broadway just before 3:00 a.m.
Management noticed Kaemerer loitering in the parking lot, and asked him to leave; but that wasn't enough.
Kaemerer apparently returned and decided to urinate all over the property, and then took things a step further.
The arrest document says Kaemerer got saucy, literally, turning to packets of things like ketchup and mustard to continue his rampage.
Documents say Kaemerer smeared condiments all over employees vehicles, before police were called to the scene.
Kaemerer was arrested, initially charged with Criminal Trespassing in the third degree.